Cracked Archive - Tech
20 Tiny Changes That Would Ruin Famous Technologies
What would've happened if tech developers called it a day half way through creating our most iconic devices?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 23, 2012
5 Videos That Will Brighten Your Day
There's a lot of negativity in the world, some of it even coming from me. Allow to make up a tiny bit for that.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- December 14, 2012
4 Things You Learn Quickly About Internet Hate
After a decade knee-deep in e-opinion, this is what the Internet has taught me about the Internet.
- By Gladstone
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- December 06, 2012
5 Reasons to Be Terrified That Computers Can Now Read Faces
Recognizing you is just the beginning -- the goal is to create software that can all but read your goddamned mind. Don't believe us? Guess what -- the technology exists.
- By Monte Richard
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- November 29, 2012
8 Insane Vehicles You Won't Believe Are Street Legal
As long as there are wheels to spin and jet engines to slap on things that should not have jet engines, mankind's irrepressible need to go ungodly speeds while looking completely ludicrous shall not be sated.
- By Robert Brockway, Matt Machmuller
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- November 05, 2012
4 Things Movies Always Get Wrong About Computer Hackers
Everything you've learned from Hollywood about hacking has utterly failed to communicate just how boring it actually is.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 23, 2012
5 Clues Hidden in Computer Files That Can Get You Busted
You leave digital fingerprints all over everything you do on a computer, and unfortunately for bad guys, it doesn't exactly take a CSI team to find them.
- By Diana McCallum
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- October 22, 2012
The 12 Most Ridiculous Old-Timey Transportation Innovations
Nobody was ever more batshit crazy than old-timey inventors. Ever.
- By Jesse Clark, R. Jason Benson
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- October 14, 2012
5 Weapon Myths You Probably Believe (Thanks to Movies)
You might want to put on some comfy pants and get out a tub of consolation ice cream, because we're about to let you way, way down.
- By Robert Evans, Chris Radomile, Emir Hadzimuhamedovic
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- October 14, 2012
17 Products Apple Should Make Next
It's only a matter of time, you guys.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- October 13, 2012
6 Real Cyber Attacks Straight Out of a Bad Hacker Movie
n movies, computers can blow up houses, shut down highways, release plagues and make Matthew Lillard appealing to women. However, our collective groaning about how laughably unrealistic these movies are may have been premature ...
- By Danny Vittore
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- October 12, 2012
5 Military Weapons Clearly Designed by a 5-Year-Old
There's a pretty big difference between what works in a cartoon and what works in real life. But military generals and weapons designers both have an inner child who still likes to draw super awesome weapons on the back of a notebook.
- By Elsa Moriarty
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- October 12, 2012
5 Social Networking Sins You Don't Know You're Committing
Cardinal rules of social networking that I've blundered through in the past weeks. Hopefully you can use this advice to avoid breaking the same rules yourself, or perhaps more likely, deliberately break them many times simply to troll people.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 11, 2012
12 Dangerously Irresponsible Steps to Building Your Own PC
Building a computer? If you're anything like me, this is not going to go very well for you.
- By Robert Brockway
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- October 11, 2012
5 Things Technology Will Never Fix (And Why)
It's time to draw the line, and stop coddling our lazy, shiftless technologies. Here are the five biggest technological annoyances that still plague our devices each day.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- October 05, 2012
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