That's a mech suit that's supposed to be good at unloading unobtanium trucks and doing infantry fire support. It's got a sealed cockpit to protect from Pandora's toxic atmosphere. There's a cool biofeedback control system which allows the pilot to use the machine's hands as if they were their own. Overall, it's a pretty practical machine for space imperialism. Except there's one obvious design flaw.
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"Wait, did you say design fl- f**k!!!"
The super deadly robo-suit houses its pilot in very, very breakable glass. It isn't even as bulletproof as glass we have here on Earth today. If you'd like, you can watch a video of some brave soul squatting behind a bulletproof earthling windshield while it gets shot with an AK-47 at close range. But in Avatar, the main villain gets killed when the lady cat-smurf monster carves through his cockpit with an ax and an arrow. Humans have known how to prevent ax and arrow deaths since the Bronze Age. The villain traveled light years to die from something children play with at summer camp.
Every other giant mech franchise has armored cockpits. Gundam, Robotech, Voltron ... all of them know they need to protect the pilot(s) inside their machines. James Cameron, a man obsessed with high-pressure deep sea exploration, thought, "Why not a fragile little glass cockpit?" The man invented diving equipment to shoot The Abyss. He thinks of everything. Except this massive, massive design flaw so dumb that even the goddamn Power Rangers figured it out.
"We might not be as nimble, but at least our weakness isn't ANY STABBING WEAPON."
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You can dodge these futuristic problems with this literal Robot Mop. It's like a Roomba for your kitchen except it cleans your floors instead of killing you.
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