Ann Coulter Battles Delta Airlines Over A Seating Arrangement
Anyone who travels even semi-frequently knows that air travel is fraught with minor inconveniences. Your plane might be delayed, you might be beaten up and dragged out because your flight was overbooked, and so on. In July, increasingly irrelevant political commentator Ann Coulter discovered this the hard way when her seat was double-booked and she was asked to move to a different seat in the same row -- a slight which Coulter figured was almost as bad as the Holocaust.
As the top reply to this tweet astutely pointed out: "Put @AnnCoulter on it."
It seems Coulter had spent $30 extra to purchase a seat with extra leg room, but was horrified to find her place taken up by another woman whose leg length she deemed inferior:
Hey, not everyone is blessed with the appendages of Slender Man's more obnoxious sister.
Coulter even went ahead and took photographs of the comparatively stump-legged woman so that her followers could shame her accordingly, as though that lady was even remotely at fault. And Coulter's tweet rampage continued well into the morning, during which she managed to compare her nightmare experience to being an asylum inmate in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, being a victim of Stanley Milgram's prison torture experiment, and being oppressed by the Stasi of East Germany.
Where was this comedy genius during Rob Lowe's roast?
After her rant was over, Delta refunded Coulter the godforsaken 30 bucks, while also releasing a statement about how they found her tweets to be slanderous, derogatory, and insulting. But that only riled Coulter up even more. She got back on Twitter to rant about how her experience was worse than when United Airlines security beat the shit out of a guy, and compared Delta staff to literal fascists and (even worse) SJWs.
God, Gigantor, learn to quit while you're ahead.
S. Peter Davis is the creator of the Three Minute Philosophy YouTube series, and is the author of the book Occam's Nightmare.
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