Cracked Archive - Tech

The 9 Most Unnecessary Gadgets Money Can Buy
The 9 Most Unnecessary Gadgets Money Can Buy

It's hard to comprehend how people poker-facedly try to sell us gadgets that actually manage to complicate the task they're intended to help with. And we'll buy them.

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5 Ways Your Nerd Gadgets Are Killing You
5 Ways Your Nerd Gadgets Are Killing You

While standard warnings turn out to be alarmist garbage, our geek toys are wreaking havoc in completely unexpected, and amazingly stupid, ways.

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5 Awful Official Websites of People Who Should Know Better
5 Awful Official Websites of People Who Should Know Better

When you have more money than you know what to do with, the least you can do is make a decent webpage.

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3 Reasons to Be Worried About the LinkedIn Breach
3 Reasons to Be Worried About the LinkedIn Breach

I strode confidently up to the shadiest guy I could see, and started asking questions, which is how I found out exactly why we should all be very concerned about LinkedIn getting hacked.

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4 Things You Shouldn't Do With the Internet
4 Things You Shouldn't Do With the Internet

The Internet's great. You should use it for lots of things. It's also terrible. You shouldn't use it for the following things.

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5 Scientific Ways the Internet is Dividing Us
5 Scientific Ways the Internet is Dividing Us

The Internet is turning us on each other. The worse news? It's not getting better any time soon.

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11 Useful Products Too Embarrassing to Actually Use (Part 2)
11 Useful Products Too Embarrassing to Actually Use (Part 2)

There comes a point where making your life easier just isn't worth the humiliation.

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5 Great Ideas That the Internet Has Ruined
5 Great Ideas That the Internet Has Ruined

I'm going to tell you, unequivocally, what the five worst things on the Internet are. Because I looked them all in the eye and saw a wretched hole filled with human suffering where their soul should have been.

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3 Kinds of People the Internet Accidentally Invented
3 Kinds of People the Internet Accidentally Invented

The Internet is responsible for many, many jobs as well as many, many terribly people.

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5 Internet Annoyances That Are Way Older Than the Internet
5 Internet Annoyances That Are Way Older Than the Internet

We have a tendency to think that all of the annoyances that came with the Internet are also brand new to humanity. Surprise! They aren't.

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4 Insane Things Nobody Tells You About Riding a Motorcycle
4 Insane Things Nobody Tells You About Riding a Motorcycle

Any idiot could figure this out. But I am no ordinary idiot.

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The 9 Most Insane Vehicles That Are Street Legal
The 9 Most Insane Vehicles That Are Street Legal

Even if you're not really into cars, everyone has a dream vehicle. Of course, the problem with getting too fanciful with your automotive dreams is that the really crazy stuff would never be street legal. Or would it?

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The 7 Creepiest Inventions Ever Patented For the Crotch
The 7 Creepiest Inventions Ever Patented For the Crotch

Psychopaths ran out of things to enpenis about two hundred years ago and have been inventing new ones ever since. Most of them make the Saw movies look like infomercials for personal massagers.

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5 Recklessly Stupid Attempts at Human Flight (That Worked)
5 Recklessly Stupid Attempts at Human Flight (That Worked)

It turns out that early aviation was more a matter of slapping as many of whatever they had lying around the workshop together and getting a running start off the nearest cliff. The truly crazy part? Sometimes it actually worked.

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5 Everyday Rip-Offs That Are Surprisingly Easy to Avoid
5 Everyday Rip-Offs That Are Surprisingly Easy to Avoid

The world is an awful place, filled with people like us, all trying to screw us over every chance we get. Our only defense is intense, bile-filled suspicion, of anyone and everyone we deal with, including infants.

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