Cracked Archive - Tech
Drones: The Movie Pixar Doesn't have the Balls to Make
Job prospects are bleak for a drone returning home from the horrors of war.
- By Luis Prada, Winston Rowntree
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- July 27, 2013
6 Everyday Things That Look Completely Insane in Slow Motion
Water balloons popping and Slinkies falling from the sky are the reason slow motion technology exists.
- By Michael Smith
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- July 25, 2013
5 Terrifying Smartphone Hacks You Won't Believe Are Possible
The downside of storing your entire world inside an ass-pocket-dwelling supercomputer is that there are always those who are itching to turn that technology against you in ways you'd never expect.
- By Teddem Yee
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- July 22, 2013
5 Machines That Are Already Learning Humanity's Weaknesses
If the machines ever do become sentient and dispatch deathbots, it'll only be to make us feel better, because the devices that already know our weaknesses are just too embarrassing.
- By Luke McKinney
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- July 20, 2013
The 25 Worst Things They Could Sell as Downloadable Content
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 07, 2013
The 5 Coolest Things We've Ever Sent Into Orbit
Behold five inanimate orbital objects so awesome, the reason we say 'Goodnight, Moon' is to get rid of it and sleep with the sexy hardware we elevated instead.
- By Luke McKinney
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- July 02, 2013
4 Ways the Internet is About to Improve Entertainment
Let's try a little optimism for once: If you look in the right places, there are some pretty cool things happening right now.
- By Robert Brockway
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- June 12, 2013
5 Ways the Internet Is Like a Bad Spouse
Yep, the Internet is a lot like the last person in the world you'd ever want to marry.
- By Gladstone
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- June 08, 2013
The 5 Most Terrifying Robot Advances in Recent History
Robots are terrifying. And they are only getting worse.
- By Aaron Short, XJ Selman, Ivan Farkas
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- June 06, 2013
23 Flaws You Never Noticed in Famous Fictional Technology
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- June 05, 2013
5 Things That Should Get You Banned from the Internet
'Kill yourself' is how the Internet says 'Maybe you should work on this.'
- By Robert Brockway
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- May 29, 2013
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