It's hard to comprehend how people poker-facedly try to sell us gadgets that actually manage to complicate the task they're intended to help with. And we'll buy them.
While standard warnings turn out to be alarmist garbage, our geek toys are wreaking havoc in completely unexpected, and amazingly stupid, ways.
When you have more money than you know what to do with, the least you can do is make a decent webpage.
I strode confidently up to the shadiest guy I could see, and started asking questions, which is how I found out exactly why we should all be very concerned about LinkedIn getting hacked.
The Internet's great. You should use it for lots of things. It's also terrible. You shouldn't use it for the following things.
The Internet is turning us on each other. The worse news? It's not getting better any time soon.
There comes a point where making your life easier just isn't worth the humiliation.
I'm going to tell you, unequivocally, what the five worst things on the Internet are. Because I looked them all in the eye and saw a wretched hole filled with human suffering where their soul should have been.
The Internet is responsible for many, many jobs as well as many, many terribly people.
We have a tendency to think that all of the annoyances that came with the Internet are also brand new to humanity. Surprise! They aren't.
Any idiot could figure this out. But I am no ordinary idiot.
Even if you're not really into cars, everyone has a dream vehicle. Of course, the problem with getting too fanciful with your automotive dreams is that the really crazy stuff would never be street legal. Or would it?
Psychopaths ran out of things to enpenis about two hundred years ago and have been inventing new ones ever since. Most of them make the Saw movies look like infomercials for personal massagers.
It turns out that early aviation was more a matter of slapping as many of whatever they had lying around the workshop together and getting a running start off the nearest cliff. The truly crazy part? Sometimes it actually worked.
The world is an awful place, filled with people like us, all trying to screw us over every chance we get. Our only defense is intense, bile-filled suspicion, of anyone and everyone we deal with, including infants.