Cracked Archive - Tech
5 Terrible Things We Only Know Because of the Internet
If it wasn't for the Internet, you'd happily live your life unaware of all kinds of terrible things. Here are a few of them.
- By Felix Clay
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- August 10, 2013
The 6 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Buildings Ever Proposed
Architectural design straddles a fine line between inspiration and lunacy.
- By N. Christie
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- August 04, 2013
6 Ways Smart Technology Has Made Things Dumber
More than a few times a new piece of technology foisted upon consumers has actually been significantly worse in some aspect than its predecessor.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 30, 2013
Drones: The Movie Pixar Doesn't have the Balls to Make
Job prospects are bleak for a drone returning home from the horrors of war.
- By Luis Prada, Winston Rowntree
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- July 27, 2013
6 Everyday Things That Look Completely Insane in Slow Motion
Water balloons popping and Slinkies falling from the sky are the reason slow motion technology exists.
- By Michael Smith
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- July 25, 2013
5 Terrifying Smartphone Hacks You Won't Believe Are Possible
The downside of storing your entire world inside an ass-pocket-dwelling supercomputer is that there are always those who are itching to turn that technology against you in ways you'd never expect.
- By Teddem Yee
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- July 22, 2013
5 Machines That Are Already Learning Humanity's Weaknesses
If the machines ever do become sentient and dispatch deathbots, it'll only be to make us feel better, because the devices that already know our weaknesses are just too embarrassing.
- By Luke McKinney
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- July 20, 2013
The 5 Coolest Things We've Ever Sent Into Orbit
Behold five inanimate orbital objects so awesome, the reason we say 'Goodnight, Moon' is to get rid of it and sleep with the sexy hardware we elevated instead.
- By Luke McKinney
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- July 02, 2013
4 Ways the Internet is About to Improve Entertainment
Let's try a little optimism for once: If you look in the right places, there are some pretty cool things happening right now.
- By Robert Brockway
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- June 12, 2013
5 Ways the Internet Is Like a Bad Spouse
Yep, the Internet is a lot like the last person in the world you'd ever want to marry.
- By Gladstone
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- June 08, 2013
The 5 Most Terrifying Robot Advances in Recent History
Robots are terrifying. And they are only getting worse.
- By Aaron Short, XJ Selman, Ivan Farkas
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- June 06, 2013
5 Things That Should Get You Banned from the Internet
'Kill yourself' is how the Internet says 'Maybe you should work on this.'
- By Robert Brockway
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- May 29, 2013
4 Positive Trends the Internet Doesn't Get Enough Credit For
I suspect that we might be doing all of these by accident.
- By Soren Bowie
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- April 30, 2013
5 Amazing Advances That Are About to Make Hard Work Obsolete
You industrious types who take great joy in doing difficult tasks -- go clean your gutters. For the rest of our lazy brethren who are still reading this, probably from bed, we're here to tell you that the future is bright.
- By Hamish MacDonald, Jeff Sloan
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- March 10, 2013
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