We aren't going to say money is everything, but we are going to say you aren't living unless you have a remote control toilet.
This is a story about tragedy, loss, and the unbearable pain that inevitably comes with both.
Trust me, these will open a whole new world of stupid.
Truly, there is no downside to a technologically advanced society ... except for all of the terrifying ones we're about to tell you.
Time to learn about some of the lesser-known, but still unsettling, Craigslist crime epidemics.
Shhh. Shhh. No need to explain yourself. Your stuff says it all.
This new freedom to ogle porn stars without having to quickly scrub away the evidence, was just the first of many technological changes that I would soon experience as I began going through the stages of the breakup.
The purveyors of the credit-score-ruining gadgets of tomorrow seem less like Tony Stark-esque mad-geniuses and more like Professor Marvel from The Wizard of Oz.
Back in 2001, my 15-year-old self and some friends trolled a previous version of Cracked.com so hard that the editors almost went mad.
Call 911! We're having a heart att-HACK!