Cracked Archive - Tech


The 20 Most Amazing Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford

We aren't going to say money is everything, but we are going to say you aren't living unless you have a remote control toilet.


5 Awful Things You Don't Realize Until Your Phone Breaks

This is a story about tragedy, loss, and the unbearable pain that inevitably comes with both.


4 Sites Where You See the World Going to Hell in Real Time

Trust me, these will open a whole new world of stupid.


6 Things You've Done This Week With Terrifying Side Effects

Truly, there is no downside to a technologically advanced society ... except for all of the terrifying ones we're about to tell you.


5 Stories That Prove Craigslist Is the Scariest Website Ever

Time to learn about some of the lesser-known, but still unsettling, Craigslist crime epidemics.


18 Products That Say More About You Than You Realize

Shhh. Shhh. No need to explain yourself. Your stuff says it all.


4 Annoying Steps Added to Break-Ups in the Past Few Years

This new freedom to ogle porn stars without having to quickly scrub away the evidence, was just the first of many technological changes that I would soon experience as I began going through the stages of the breakup.


We Found Pirates at the Consumer Electronics Show

How technology actually gets pirated is pretty ridiculous and infuriating.


5 Ways Tech Companies Let You Know They Think You're Dumb

The purveyors of the credit-score-ruining gadgets of tomorrow seem less like Tony Stark-esque mad-geniuses and more like Professor Marvel from The Wizard of Oz.


The 24 Most Satisfying GIFs of Machines in Action

Machines are pretty awesome -- and we have proof. Not only of said awesomeness but also of our undying love for our future overlords.


4 Things I Learned About Teenage Trolls (From Being One)

Back in 2001, my 15-year-old self and some friends trolled a previous version of so hard that the editors almost went mad.


5 Lessons From a 1970s Female Programmer

To protect this woman's, I will refer to her only as 'Mom,' because she is my mom.


3 Excuses Online Plagiarists Need to Stop Making

Stealing has been around since the dawn of time, and, like most things, the Internet makes it easier.


16 Awesome Life Hacks Hidden in Technology You Use Every Day

Call 911! We're having a heart att-HACK!