Cracked Archive - Tech

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The 20 Most Amazing Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford

We aren't going to say money is everything, but we are going to say you aren't living unless you have a remote control toilet.

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5 Awful Things You Don't Realize Until Your Phone Breaks

This is a story about tragedy, loss, and the unbearable pain that inevitably comes with both.

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4 Sites Where You See the World Going to Hell in Real Time

Trust me, these will open a whole new world of stupid.

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6 Things You've Done This Week With Terrifying Side Effects

Truly, there is no downside to a technologically advanced society ... except for all of the terrifying ones we're about to tell you.

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5 Stories That Prove Craigslist Is the Scariest Website Ever

Time to learn about some of the lesser-known, but still unsettling, Craigslist crime epidemics.

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18 Products That Say More About You Than You Realize

Shhh. Shhh. No need to explain yourself. Your stuff says it all.

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4 Annoying Steps Added to Break-Ups in the Past Few Years

This new freedom to ogle porn stars without having to quickly scrub away the evidence, was just the first of many technological changes that I would soon experience as I began going through the stages of the breakup.

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We Found Pirates at the Consumer Electronics Show

How technology actually gets pirated is pretty ridiculous and infuriating.

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5 Ways Tech Companies Let You Know They Think You're Dumb

The purveyors of the credit-score-ruining gadgets of tomorrow seem less like Tony Stark-esque mad-geniuses and more like Professor Marvel from The Wizard of Oz.

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The 24 Most Satisfying GIFs of Machines in Action

Machines are pretty awesome -- and we have proof. Not only of said awesomeness but also of our undying love for our future overlords.

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4 Things I Learned About Teenage Trolls (From Being One)

Back in 2001, my 15-year-old self and some friends trolled a previous version of Cracked.com so hard that the editors almost went mad.

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5 Lessons From a 1970s Female Programmer

To protect this woman's, I will refer to her only as 'Mom,' because she is my mom.

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3 Excuses Online Plagiarists Need to Stop Making

Stealing has been around since the dawn of time, and, like most things, the Internet makes it easier.

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16 Awesome Life Hacks Hidden in Technology You Use Every Day

Call 911! We're having a heart att-HACK!

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