Cracked Archive - Tech
6 Ways To Survive A Disaster That'll Make You Pray For Death
After a year when everything that could have gone wrong went wrong, it's not surprising that a few Nervous Nellies have gone into apocalypse mode.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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223 6 World-Changing Inventions (That Failed Spectacularly)
We as a society tend to lose our minds over any crackpot idea, no matter how obviously flawed and ultimately unworkable it is.
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- By Mark Hill
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9 'Smart' Products Clearly Designed For Stupid Rich People
Once we realized our phones were great for smartening up, we assumed everything else would work better with computers in them. We were wrong.
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- By Jim Avery
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5 Important Things That Are Scarily Easy To Break Into
While we fret about the cloud and our emails, randos keep waltzing into 'secure' areas using all the criminal guile of blind toddlers on an Easter egg hunt.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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5 Huge Driverless Car Problems (Besides The Obvious Ones)
The widespread adoption of these cars has potentially even greater implications than just murdering every single one of us. Even world changing ones.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 Scientific Reasons Facebook Turns Everybody Into A Jerk
The internet had such promise.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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5 Ghastly Historical Creations That Prove There's No God
Technology is meant to assist or augment our tasks, not assist or augment our nightmares.
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- By Ivan Farkas, 3C Robles-Jackson
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5 Popular Apps You Didn't Know Were Messing With Your Head
One day, we might all become more app than human. Until then, here are some examples of our impending assimilation.
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- By Wes Corwin
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7 Bootlegs Of Famous Products (That Didn't Give A F***)
These brazen products were almost certainly created as giant middle fingers to tech companies and their laws.
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- By Jason Iannone
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Why The iPhone 7 Sucks (For Everyone Except Apple)
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Ways The Modern World Is Shockingly Ready To Collapse
The apocalypse is upon us.
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- By K M Richards, Eamon Lahiri
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6 Tech Innovations (Absolutely Nobody Asked For)
Just because you have an engineering background and an overactive imagination doesn't mean you should construct every insane gadget that pops into your crazy head.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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5 Real Computer Hacks You Didn't Realize Were Possible
If Hollywood is to be believed, every single thing around you can be hacked. And, frighteningly enough, that trope is becoming less dumb every day.
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- By Alex Fukui
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5 Breakthroughs In Tech (That Make Us Look Really Dumb)
One of the greatest things about new technology is how easy it is for us to abuse it under the guise of 'innovation.'
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- By Hillery Alley
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6 Ways People Got Screwed By Websites You Use Every Day
You could be standing underneath the Hollywood sign, and Google would still direct you on a two-hour death march to a distant observatory.
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- By Adam Wears
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