Cracked Archive - Tech
The 20 Most Amazing Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford
We aren't going to say money is everything, but we are going to say you aren't living unless you have a remote control toilet.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 16, 2015
5 Awful Things You Don't Realize Until Your Phone Breaks
This is a story about tragedy, loss, and the unbearable pain that inevitably comes with both.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- February 11, 2015
4 Sites Where You See the World Going to Hell in Real Time
Trust me, these will open a whole new world of stupid.
- By Luis Prada
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- February 09, 2015
6 Things You've Done This Week With Terrifying Side Effects
Truly, there is no downside to a technologically advanced society ... except for all of the terrifying ones we're about to tell you.
- By Vicki Veritas
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- February 08, 2015
5 Stories That Prove Craigslist Is the Scariest Website Ever
Time to learn about some of the lesser-known, but still unsettling, Craigslist crime epidemics.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 05, 2015
18 Products That Say More About You Than You Realize
Shhh. Shhh. No need to explain yourself. Your stuff says it all.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 25, 2015
4 Annoying Steps Added to Break-Ups in the Past Few Years
This new freedom to ogle porn stars without having to quickly scrub away the evidence, was just the first of many technological changes that I would soon experience as I began going through the stages of the breakup.
- By Mo Mandel
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- January 22, 2015
We Found Pirates at the Consumer Electronics Show
How technology actually gets pirated is pretty ridiculous and infuriating.
- By Robert Evans
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- January 17, 2015
5 Ways Tech Companies Let You Know They Think You're Dumb
The purveyors of the credit-score-ruining gadgets of tomorrow seem less like Tony Stark-esque mad-geniuses and more like Professor Marvel from The Wizard of Oz.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- January 13, 2015
The 24 Most Satisfying GIFs of Machines in Action
Machines are pretty awesome -- and we have proof. Not only of said awesomeness but also of our undying love for our future overlords.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 25, 2014
4 Things I Learned About Teenage Trolls (From Being One)
Back in 2001, my 15-year-old self and some friends trolled a previous version of Cracked.com so hard that the editors almost went mad.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- December 20, 2014
5 Lessons From a 1970s Female Programmer
To protect this woman's, I will refer to her only as 'Mom,' because she is my mom.
- By Christina H
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- November 29, 2014
3 Excuses Online Plagiarists Need to Stop Making
Stealing has been around since the dawn of time, and, like most things, the Internet makes it easier.
- By Gladstone
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- November 16, 2014
16 Awesome Life Hacks Hidden in Technology You Use Every Day
Call 911! We're having a heart att-HACK!
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 12, 2014
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