Cracked Archive - Tech

Is This Porn? 5 Realities Inside A Strange New Art Form

ASMR videos baffle science, but millions of views on the internet suggests there's something to this strange phenomenon.


6 Ways People Got Screwed By Websites You Use Every Day

You could be standing underneath the Hollywood sign, and Google would still direct you on a two-hour death march to a distant observatory.


7 Iconic Companies That Publicly Lost Their Minds

When a superstar tragically dies in car crash, logically you should leverage that to sell car insurance.


19 Solutions To Everyday Problems That Deserve More Hype

Why sniff your own food when there's an app for that?


7 Surprisingly Blatant Ways Popular Companies Screw You Over

It turns out modern conveniences make being openly racist super easy.


GoPro Is Failing And Only 'Adult' Content Can Save It

You are a coward, and that is why GoPro needs to embrace pornography.


The 12 Most Catastrophic Ways Anyone Ever Failed On The Job

The Atlas Centaur 5 exploded seconds after lift off. The launch pad couldn't be used for a whole year.


5 Common-Sense Dating Apps That Unbelievably Don't Exist

If a dating app is encouraging you to meet strangers, then it should also help get away from them.


4 Awful Secrets No One Is Telling You About Windows 10

This universal acceptance of Windows 10 is especially bizarre since it seems like people are forgetting all the shady stuff Microsoft has already pulled in their short history of updates.


5 Ways Modern Technology Is Ruining Your Life

Bluetooth and speakerphones don't do anything to help their user's distractedness, and in fact more car accidents are attributed to hands-free technology.


6 Futuristic Technologies That Are Huge Disappointments

Given the cornucopia of newfangled doodads we're immersed in daily, we tend be less aware of when our gadgets start sucking a wee bit more.


20 Ignored Great Ideas That Would Have Changed Everything

Hey, at least no one ever got a QR Code tattooed on their body, right?


The Bizarre Origins Of The Internet's Most Persistent Meme

One night I got wasted and decided I'd finally had enough Minion memes. So I decided to fire back at them in the most gangster way I knew how: I drafted a tweet about it.


7 Insane Problems We'll Have To Deal With In The Future

Our near-future will be filled with annoyances that will make us yearn for an ape and/or machine uprising.


5 Ways To Ruin Your Computer (Tested)

It turns out that a stubborn determination to fix something RIGHT NOW DAMMIT is not an especially good mindset when dealing with delicate, precision-oriented tasks.</p>