Cracked Archive - Tech
5 New Technologies That Look So Needlessly Evil
We know none of the following things are actually evil. But can't help but suspect these were devised by mustache-twirling loons.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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167 10 Insane Old Websites Nobody Ever Thought To Delete
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Dark Secrets YouTube Doesn't Want You To Know
You don't get to be what is essentially an entertainment monopoly without screwing a few people along the way.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The 7 Saddest Questions On Yahoo Answers
Yahoo's question asking population quietly descended into madness when no one was looking.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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5 Mind-Meltingly Creepy Corners Of The Internet
If you wander around enough, the internet can still surprise you.
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- By Zanandi Botes
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6 'Modern' Things Older Than Whoever You Think Invented Them
Is there anything truly new, or have we just been coming up with slight improvements in butt technology since the Stone Age?
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- By Luke John Smith, Ivan Farkas, Laura H
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6 Ways To Survive A Disaster That'll Make You Pray For Death
After a year when everything that could have gone wrong went wrong, it's not surprising that a few Nervous Nellies have gone into apocalypse mode.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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6 World-Changing Inventions (That Failed Spectacularly)
We as a society tend to lose our minds over any crackpot idea, no matter how obviously flawed and ultimately unworkable it is.
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- By Mark Hill
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9 'Smart' Products Clearly Designed For Stupid Rich People
Once we realized our phones were great for smartening up, we assumed everything else would work better with computers in them. We were wrong.
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- By Jim Avery
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5 Important Things That Are Scarily Easy To Break Into
While we fret about the cloud and our emails, randos keep waltzing into 'secure' areas using all the criminal guile of blind toddlers on an Easter egg hunt.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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5 Huge Driverless Car Problems (Besides The Obvious Ones)
The widespread adoption of these cars has potentially even greater implications than just murdering every single one of us. Even world changing ones.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 Scientific Reasons Facebook Turns Everybody Into A Jerk
The internet had such promise.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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5 Ghastly Historical Creations That Prove There's No God
Technology is meant to assist or augment our tasks, not assist or augment our nightmares.
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- By Ivan Farkas, 3C Robles-Jackson
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5 Popular Apps You Didn't Know Were Messing With Your Head
One day, we might all become more app than human. Until then, here are some examples of our impending assimilation.
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- By Wes Corwin
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7 Bootlegs Of Famous Products (That Didn't Give A F***)
These brazen products were almost certainly created as giant middle fingers to tech companies and their laws.
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- By Jason Iannone
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