Cracked Archive - Tech
The Most Weirdly Specific, Lazy Spam Email I Ever Received
If I want a service of any kind, I at least want it from someone who has the wherewithal to capitalize their words in email subject headings.
- By Luis Prada
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- November 07, 2015
Machines That Are, Dare We Say, Sexy
These vehicles are so amazing they're like works of art.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 02, 2015
The 6 Most Useless Features Found in Flashlight Apps
I don't know how to make an app, but I can't imagine a flashlight app is difficult to make. It seems like the potato-powered lightbulb of the app world.
- By Luis Prada
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- October 10, 2015
5 Shocking Ways The World Is About To Change
The thought of eating bugs might gross/freak/flip you out, but chances are you're doing it already and just don't know it.
- By David Wong
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- October 06, 2015
5 News Writers Who Are Bad Internet Comments Come to Life
Let's examine five types of deplorable Internet comments and the columnists from rather large institutions who are their living embodiment.
- By Luke McKinney
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- October 03, 2015
5 Hilariously Petty Abuses Of Revolutionary Technologies
Technology is how humanity puts its smartest minds into its dumbest hands.
- By Luke McKinney
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- September 24, 2015
25 Amazing Weapons That Are Terrifying In Action
So, like, weapons are pretty cool and stuff when we see them in video games or movies or television. In the real word? Pretty scary.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 24, 2015
6 Sexy Ways To Speed Up Your Computer
I shouted angry oaths at my own computer until it answered me. Here's what I found.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- September 19, 2015
8 Once Cutting-Edge Websites That Are Now Super Depressing
Like an awful stain on the already disgusting tapestry of porn we call home, here are some of the more inexplicable 1990s artifacts that are somehow still around.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- September 06, 2015
5 Dark Sides Of The Tech Industry No One Ever Talks About
Don't get me wrong. I come here not to bury the tech industry, but I do come here to heavily criticize Silicon Valley.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- August 24, 2015
6 Insane 'As Seen On TV' Products That Are Worse In Person
I don't want to spoil anything, but these were overpriced.
- By Mark Hill
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- August 22, 2015
6 Stupid Features Professional Websites Still Use
The standards for good design and technology for websites are constantly changing. It really is a job for professionals, which is why it's hilarious when those professionals screw up.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- August 06, 2015
5 Tips For Talking To Your Parents About The Internet
Here, for your reverse-rearing pleasure, are five tips to help you handle this tricky conversation with your own parents.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- August 01, 2015
7 Horrific Internet Ads We'll Soon See
To find out what despair awaits, I mounted a clock to the hood of my 1993 Astrovan, accelerated into the time beyond this one, and found the shocking truth.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 25, 2015
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