Cracked Archive - Tech

My journey from phonelessness to re-enphonification took just hours of time, but the true cost was to my soul. In a way, I died that day.

• By J.F. Sargent
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• December 08, 2015

Hold on to your learnin' hats, because almost everything that we traditionally file in the 'natural' folder has been tampered with well beyond recognition.

• By Ivan Farkas, Ryan Menezes
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• November 24, 2015

I got paid to play Final Slam 2. That's the way it should be. People should get a direct deposit of $4.00 every time they launch the game.

• By Luis Prada
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• November 21, 2015

Because of the nature of the Internet and just plain ol' dumbass human interaction, the longer Facebook is an entity, the stronger its IQ vacuum becomes.

• By Emily Leighty
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• November 20, 2015

I take intelligent criticism to heart, but I even try to find value in the ... less than brilliant stuff that is so prevalent here on the Internet. And I think I can help everybody do the same.

• By Robert Brockway
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• November 10, 2015

If I want a service of any kind, I at least want it from someone who has the wherewithal to capitalize their words in email subject headings.

• By Luis Prada
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• November 07, 2015

I don't know how to make an app, but I can't imagine a flashlight app is difficult to make. It seems like the potato-powered lightbulb of the app world.

• By Luis Prada
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• October 10, 2015

The thought of eating bugs might gross/freak/flip you out, but chances are you're doing it already and just don't know it.

• By Jason Pargin
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• October 06, 2015

Let's examine five types of deplorable Internet comments and the columnists from rather large institutions who are their living embodiment.

• By Luke McKinney
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• October 03, 2015

Technology is how humanity puts its smartest minds into its dumbest hands.

• By Luke McKinney
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• September 24, 2015

I shouted angry oaths at my own computer until it answered me. Here's what I found.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• September 19, 2015

Like an awful stain on the already disgusting tapestry of porn we call home, here are some of the more inexplicable 1990s artifacts that are somehow still around.

• By Amanda Mannen
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• September 06, 2015

Don't get me wrong. I come here not to bury the tech industry, but I do come here to heavily criticize Silicon Valley.

• By Winston Rowntree
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• August 24, 2015

I don't want to spoil anything, but these were overpriced.

• By Mark Hill
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• August 22, 2015

The standards for good design and technology for websites are constantly changing. It really is a job for professionals, which is why it's hilarious when those professionals screw up.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• August 06, 2015