Cracked Archive - Tech
Is This Porn? 5 Realities Inside A Strange New Art Form
ASMR videos baffle science, but millions of views on the internet suggests there's something to this strange phenomenon.
- By Stephanie Georgopulos
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- May 16, 2016
6 Ways People Got Screwed By Websites You Use Every Day
You could be standing underneath the Hollywood sign, and Google would still direct you on a two-hour death march to a distant observatory.
- By Adam Wears
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- May 15, 2016
7 Iconic Companies That Publicly Lost Their Minds
When a superstar tragically dies in car crash, logically you should leverage that to sell car insurance.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- April 19, 2016
19 Solutions To Everyday Problems That Deserve More Hype
Why sniff your own food when there's an app for that?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- April 13, 2016
7 Surprisingly Blatant Ways Popular Companies Screw You Over
It turns out modern conveniences make being openly racist super easy.
- By Adam Wears
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- April 06, 2016
GoPro Is Failing And Only 'Adult' Content Can Save It
You are a coward, and that is why GoPro needs to embrace pornography.
- By Luis Prada
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- March 29, 2016
The 12 Most Catastrophic Ways Anyone Ever Failed On The Job
The Atlas Centaur 5 exploded seconds after lift off. The launch pad couldn't be used for a whole year.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 03, 2016
5 Common-Sense Dating Apps That Unbelievably Don't Exist
If a dating app is encouraging you to meet strangers, then it should also help get away from them.
- By Luke McKinney
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- February 14, 2016
4 Awful Secrets No One Is Telling You About Windows 10
This universal acceptance of Windows 10 is especially bizarre since it seems like people are forgetting all the shady stuff Microsoft has already pulled in their short history of updates.
- By Erik Germ
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- February 11, 2016
5 Ways Modern Technology Is Ruining Your Life
Bluetooth and speakerphones don't do anything to help their user's distractedness, and in fact more car accidents are attributed to hands-free technology.
- By Ivan Farkas, Niko G, Vicki Veritas
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- January 31, 2016
6 Futuristic Technologies That Are Huge Disappointments
Given the cornucopia of newfangled doodads we're immersed in daily, we tend be less aware of when our gadgets start sucking a wee bit more.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- January 24, 2016
20 Ignored Great Ideas That Would Have Changed Everything
Hey, at least no one ever got a QR Code tattooed on their body, right?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 20, 2016
The Bizarre Origins Of The Internet's Most Persistent Meme
One night I got wasted and decided I'd finally had enough Minion memes. So I decided to fire back at them in the most gangster way I knew how: I drafted a tweet about it.
- By Erik Germ
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- January 13, 2016
7 Insane Problems We'll Have To Deal With In The Future
Our near-future will be filled with annoyances that will make us yearn for an ape and/or machine uprising.
- By Michael Hossey
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- December 22, 2015
5 Ways To Ruin Your Computer (Tested)
It turns out that a stubborn determination to fix something RIGHT NOW DAMMIT is not an especially good mindset when dealing with delicate, precision-oriented tasks.</p>
- By Chris Bucholz
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- December 19, 2015
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