There's a reason Apple is the Beyonce of the tech world. Those sleek designs, user-friendly interfaces, frisky little emojis ... sorry, where were we? Of course, Beyonce doesn't come cheap, so you'd be forgiven for not beating down your local Apple Store's smooth, glossy door to fork over one or more vital organs every time they release a new iPhone. Fortunately, we've rounded up some sweet Apple stuff that you can get now on sale. Because who likes paying full price?

Apple Airpods Pro

Sale Price: $249

Okay, so these ones aren't on sale. They're too spanking new! Regardless, the AirPods Pro are the pinnacle of portable wireless listening, with HDR sound, active noise cancellation, and a battery that lasts for up to 30 hours of playtime, so it would be weird if we didn't at least throw in a link. Here you go. Do with that what you will.

MSRP: $29

Sale Price: $14.99 (49% off)

You've got your nightstand for your lamp and alarm clock, so get a charging nightstand for your Apple Watch, too! It's like a nightstand for your nightstand. It'll be so confused.

Wireless Charger for Apple Airpods + Phones

MSRP: $49

Sale Price: $16.99 (66% off)

You've got your Apple Watch taken care of, now how about those Airpods and iPhones? This budget-friendly wireless charger takes care of them both, so that's one less game of "What Should I Unplug to Free Up an Outlet?" you'll have to play, complete with studio audience and a lightning round.

Apple Watch Wireless Charger Keychain

MSRP: $49

Sale Price: $19.99 (59% off)

This crazy device hooks on your keychain and can actually charge your Apple Watch on the go. Don't be surprised if people stop you, demanding to know if you're from the future -- in fact, we recommend you roll with it. Everyone loves time travelers.

3-in-1 Apple Watch, AirPods & iPhone Charger

MSRP: $69

Sale Price: $19.99 (71% off)

So you're a real Apple buff, huh? Got your Apple Watch, AirPods, and iPhone all together, but not enough outlets to charge them all? This cord has you covered with a three-pronged business end bundled up in one cord (and for the same price). Try not to go mad with that power (literally).

AirZeus 3-in-1 Fast Wireless Charging Pad

MSRP: $99

Sale Price: $39.99

Price Drop: $32.99 (66% off)

If even one outlet is too confining for your taste, you'll love this wireless charging pad that can charge your phone, Apple Watch, and AirPods Pro all wirelessly. Go. Be free. (But maybe work on your commitment issues.)

Triple Dock: 3-in-1 Apple Device Charging Station

MSRP: $79

Sale Price: $67.99 (13% off)

This handcrafted, natural wood, multi-sided Triple Dock gives you an attractive place to charge your Apple Watch, AirPods, and iPhone right on your desk. Who even needs that many sides? You do. Treat yourself.

USB 8-Port Type-C Valet Hub

MSRP: $79

Sale Price: $69.99 (12% off)

Declutter your desk with this sweet device that can charge your MacBook Pro, iPad Pro, and other USB-C devices. With two USB-C ports, two USB-A ports, SD and micro SD slots, a 4K HDMI port, and a 3.5mm audio port, it's got everything you need to hook up all of your devices without playing Whack-a-Mole with various cords rolling all over the place. Marie Kondo would be so proud.

BentoStack PowerHub 5000

MSRP: $159

Sale Price: $99.99 (37% off)

The BentoStack is the ultimate organizer for all your Apple devices. It can store three small accessories while providing a 5,000mAh power bank and eight ports. Eight! What would you even do with so many ports? That's between you and BentoStack.

MSRP: $199

Sale Price: $134.99 (32% off)

Sad that you don't have any Apple products so you can use all these great accessories? This 2012 iPad model has the power to support your browsing and gaming in a no-frills, 9.7" tablet that is just a solid tool to have around the house. It also comes a cable, power adaptor, tempered glass protector, case, and stylus, so it's basically like you just skated down a whole aisle at the Apple Store with your arm out, but for a fraction of the cost.

Apple iPad 4 9.7" 32GB - White (Certified Refurbished) Bundle

MSRP: $499

Sale Price: $219.99 (55% off)

It's the same model but with twice the storage space!

Apple iPad Air 2 64GB - Space Grey (Refurbished: Wi-Fi Only)

MSRP: $399

Sale Price: $344.99 (13% off)

The 2014 iPad Air 2 has double-double the storage space (64GB!) and a 1.5GHz processor for fast browsing and gaming. This one also comes in "space grey" so you can feel like a futuristic alien-human hybrid (listen, it's only a matter of time).

Apple MacBook Air 11" Core i5, 4GB RAM 128GB SSD - Silver (Refurbished)

MSRP: $599

Sale Price: $579.99 (3% off)

Remember all the buzz about the MacBook Air? It's finally in your price range! This 2015 MacBook Air has an Intel(R) Core(TM) i5 processor and 4GB of RAM, making it a solid, budget-friendly laptop to power through your workday.

Apple iPad Pro 11" 512GB - Silver (Wi-Fi + Cellular)

MSRP: $1,149

Sale Price: $999.99 (13% off)

$250 off an iPad Pro? Yes, please! This 2018 model has a whopping 512GB of internal storage and a battery life of up to 10 hours. You basically never have to put it down, which is good, because you'll never want to. If any of your friends has a more impressive model, stop hanging out with such bougie jerks. Be the Bougie King.

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