It turns out modern conveniences make being openly racist super easy.
You are a coward, and that is why GoPro needs to embrace pornography.
The Atlas Centaur 5 exploded seconds after lift off. The launch pad couldn't be used for a whole year.
If a dating app is encouraging you to meet strangers, then it should also help get away from them.
This universal acceptance of Windows 10 is especially bizarre since it seems like people are forgetting all the shady stuff Microsoft has already pulled in their short history of updates.
Given the cornucopia of newfangled doodads we're immersed in daily, we tend be less aware of when our gadgets start sucking a wee bit more.
Hey, at least no one ever got a QR Code tattooed on their body, right?
One night I got wasted and decided I'd finally had enough Minion memes. So I decided to fire back at them in the most gangster way I knew how: I drafted a tweet about it.
Our near-future will be filled with annoyances that will make us yearn for an ape and/or machine uprising.
Hold on to your learnin' hats, because almost everything that we traditionally file in the 'natural' folder has been tampered with well beyond recognition.
Because of the nature of the Internet and just plain ol' dumbass human interaction, the longer Facebook is an entity, the stronger its IQ vacuum becomes.