The internet had such promise.
All of this computer magic is at the tip of your fingers - leave it there.
Technology is meant to assist or augment our tasks, not assist or augment our nightmares.
One day, we might all become more app than human. Until then, here are some examples of our impending assimilation.
No, this is not a joke.
We're diving into this technology a little too quickly and ignoring all the warning signs about how we are going to screw up on the way to Driverless Car Utopia.
These brazen products were almost certainly created as giant middle fingers to tech companies and their laws.
Silicon Valley thinks the '80s never ended and Star Trek's Borg are a team-building exercise.
Somehow, a lot of the technologies that wore out their welcome a decade ago have managed to stick around long after they should have filled digital mass graves.
The apocalypse is upon us.
The user agreements of the future will be completely insane and still read by no one.
Here's a vision of a reality where the internet went the way of Betamax and 3-D Doritos. The result is both nutty and haunting.