Cracked Archive - Tech
Crypto Bros Ask To Dig Up A CEO's Grave To See If He's There
It's a kind of mining?
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- By Cedric Voets
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9 The Stories From 2019 YouTube Hopes You Forgot
The internet is forever.
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- By Adam Wears
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Facebook Workers Get An A.I. To Handle Disappointed Parents
Awkward dinner? Just vent the airlocks.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Big Tech Scandals That Didn't Get Enough Attention
The tech industry is constantly changing like a swirling, confusing vortex.
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- By Adam Wears
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The Matrix Is Real, If You Are A Cow
Do moos believe in fate?
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- By Cedric Voets
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Tesla's Cybertruck Is The Car Of Our Dystopian Future
Marvel at its Paul Verhoeven-approved boxiness!
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- By Cedric Voets
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Pervs Will Love The New Holograms That Can Be Heard And Felt
You just know this amazing new technology will immediately be used for sex.
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- By Luis Prada
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4 Reasons Mark Zuckerberg Is A Garbage Supervillain
He will plunge the world into dorkness.
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- By Cedric Voets
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4 Shady Facts Netflix Doesn't Want Viewers To Know
Netflix is better than Hollywood. But barely.
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- By Adam Wears
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Lots Of People Just Received Old Valentine's Day Texts
Not awkward at all.
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- By Luis Prada
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Amazon's Alexa Is Now A Murder Case Witness
Alexa, can you solve this spear-related murder mystery?
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- By Cedric Voets
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Social Media Is An Absolute Nightmare In These 5 Countries
Meme la revolution!
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- By Christian Markle
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The E-Scooter Industry Is Imploding (Because Scooters Break)
The e-scooter model is falling apart. Literally.
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- By Cedric Voets
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The Human Flesh Phone, For People Who Love Fear And Terror
It's definitely not a sex thing. No sir.
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- By Cedric Voets
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That Autonomous Trashcan Will Get Stuck On Everything
They have the gall to call it a SmartCan.
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- By Luis Prada
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