Cracked Archive - Tech

5 Poor Design Problems You Didn't Know Have Easy Fixes

The modern world is full of things that we take for granted, that we actually have the technology and know-how to make better. But we don't.


Let's Teach An AI To Play Mario: 5 Ways AI Will End Humanity

Exactly what kinds of dumb but disconcerting things are we teaching AI to do? Well ...


5 Breakthroughs In Tech (That Make Us Look Really Dumb)

One of the greatest things about new technology is how easy it is for us to abuse it under the guise of 'innovation.'


12 Honest Answers To Questions Google Keeps Asking

These maniac queries seem less like valid suggestions and more like something a coked-up 'True Detective' character might scream at the unforgiving skies.


5 Things Virtual Reality Is Fixing (That Aren't Broken)

There will be a VR version of everything. Everything. Including things that have no business being in virtual reality.


5 Mundane Things Virtual Reality Is About To Make Awesome

You can thank the VR engineers who diverted their attention away from the virtual tits bouncing against their corneas long enough to innovate the following areas.


Is This Porn? 5 Realities Inside A Strange New Art Form

ASMR videos baffle science, but millions of views on the internet suggests there's something to this strange phenomenon.


6 Ways People Got Screwed By Websites You Use Every Day

You could be standing underneath the Hollywood sign, and Google would still direct you on a two-hour death march to a distant observatory.


7 Iconic Companies That Publicly Lost Their Minds

When a superstar tragically dies in car crash, logically you should leverage that to sell car insurance.


7 Surprisingly Blatant Ways Popular Companies Screw You Over

It turns out modern conveniences make being openly racist super easy.


GoPro Is Failing And Only 'Adult' Content Can Save It

You are a coward, and that is why GoPro needs to embrace pornography.


5 Common-Sense Dating Apps That Unbelievably Don't Exist

If a dating app is encouraging you to meet strangers, then it should also help get away from them.


4 Awful Secrets No One Is Telling You About Windows 10

This universal acceptance of Windows 10 is especially bizarre since it seems like people are forgetting all the shady stuff Microsoft has already pulled in their short history of updates.


5 Ways Modern Technology Is Ruining Your Life

Bluetooth and speakerphones don't do anything to help their user's distractedness, and in fact more car accidents are attributed to hands-free technology.


6 Futuristic Technologies That Are Huge Disappointments

Given the cornucopia of newfangled doodads we're immersed in daily, we tend be less aware of when our gadgets start sucking a wee bit more.