Cracked Archive - Sports
We Regret To Inform You That Trump Supporters Have Their Very Own 'Hamilton'
And it's probably the worst mix of politics and theatre since Lincoln decided to catch a play.
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- By Mark Hill
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67 An Old Zamboni Driver Won His Pro Hockey Debut
Hockey is a sport built mostly for fights and inspiring stories.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Man Suing The NFL Because The Halftime Show Damned His Eternal Soul
If you were Shakira and Jennifer Lopez, wouldn’t you consider this a glowing review?
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- By Luis Prada
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Finally, The NFL Draft Will Give Players The Option To Drown
Why simply walk, when you can trudge through dirty Vegas hotel fountain water?
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- By Luis Prada
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The Antonio Brown Saga, For People Who Don't Watch Football
The NFL is the world's weirdest soap opera.
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- By Luis Prada
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You Are Not Prepared For These Awful New XFL Teams
Remember the XFL? Anybody?
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- By Luis Prada
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The Owner Of The LA Clippers Is A Joyful Screaming Man
The greatest hits of Mr. Steve Ballmer, folks.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Underreported Dumb Annoyances Pro Athletes Put Up With
Being at the top of your game can really drag you down.
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- By James Kinneen, Mike Bedard, RG Jordan
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11 Real Mascots People Inexplicably Thought Were A Good Idea
These cartoony creeps got a lot more jeers than cheers.
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- By James Kinneen, Julia Lange, Marvin Bea, Christian Markle
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How The 'Major League' Movies Predicted Modern Baseball
Sorry, we're not counting 'Major League: Back To The Minors.'
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- By Dan Hopper
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5 Mind-Blowingly Stupid Ways Pro Athletes Tried To Cheat
Some elite athletes will do anything they can to gain a competitive edge.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Terrible Super Bowl Ads You Won't Believe Actually Ran
All Subway ads with Jared are far, far creepier now.
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- By Chris Radomile
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The 7 Most Insane Dick Moves Ever Pulled By Sports Fans
Scholars thousands of years from now will pore over millions of minutes of televised sporting events and conclude we were a bunch of assholes.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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6 Pro Wrestlers Who Went Crazier Outside The Ring Than In It
These were reported by witnesses who may or may not be full of shit. All we can do is dutifully pass them along, as they are amazing.
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- By Masquerblade
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6 Insanely Tone-Deaf Ways The WWE Addressed Serious Issues
Vince McMahon apparently believes wrestling is the perfect medium through which to tackle complex societal issues, and here are six examples of him trying to do exactly that ... and failing spectacularly.
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- By Steve Hanley
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