Cracked Archive - Sports

Ben Roethlisberger's Super Bowl Media Day: Translated!

A closer look at Roethlisberger's statements from Super Bowl Media Day.


The 10 Most Insane Acts of Violence in Kickboxing History

Geologists can't explain why the ground shook for a moment, but wise men say that it was the erections of ancient war gods raging under the Earth.


The 9 Most Unintentionally Depressing Pro Wrestling Gimmicks

Any professional wrestler will tell you that the hardest part of the job is coming up with your gimmick. You need to be outrageous and distinctive without being ridiculous. It's a subtle art, one not easily mastered.


7 Athletes Who Had More Crazy Than Talent

Something about professional sports brings out all the dog-fighting, child-eating, ear-biting lunatics. But is it really fair to mock a man for eating a human ear when that man also gave you your favorite childhood Nintendo game? Of course not. That's why I'm counting down only the athletes who had more crazy than they had talent.


A Book Of Insults Just For the UFC

The UFC has it's share of insecure douchebags. So if you're not the fighting type, this should do.


6 Reasons The NFL Is The Trashiest Reality Show on TV

While, most football fans consider the reality/soap world of shows like The Hills and celebrity gossip to be the gayest thing ever, deep down those worlds are a lot closer than you'd think.


The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in MMA

These are the moments that prove your girlfriend right about this horrible, inhuman karate whatever.


7 Incredible Ways Sports Improved (And Even Saved) Lives

Seriously, sports can save your life in a whole bunch of unexpected ways. Don't believe us? Read on.


8 Psychotic Overreactions by Adults at Youth Sporting Events

This behavior stretches beyond mere swearing from the bleachers and crosses the line into assault, child endangerment and attempted murder.


The 5 Most Badass (And Possibly Insane) Athletes Of All-Time

If this article doesn't make you go out and do man shit immediately after you've finished it, then you read it wrong.


The Creepiest Part of Sex With Tiger Woods [COMIC]

The one sexual anecdote Tiger Woods' people have been able to keep quiet.


7 Insanely Dangerous Reboots of Popular Sports

Step one to improving your sport of choice: add a motorized vehicle.


5 Ways to Enjoy Terrible Winter Olympic Events

In the event that you're one of the five people watching the Winter Olympics, here's what you can be doing again.


6 Elaborate Forms of Suicide Passed Off as Extreme Sports

Here are six real sports that mix the best of other sports with an unhealthy dollop of extreme.


11 Obnoxious Characters From Every Fantasy Football Draft

The Fantasy Football draft is both an official holiday and serious business. In theory, it's a pretty tough thing to screw up. But that doesn't stop these 11 guys from trying.