Cracked Archive - Sports

How to Still Win Your NCAA Pool! For People Who Lost Already
How to Still Win Your NCAA Pool! For People Who Lost Already

I'm currently in last place in this year's pool, and with 0 teams remaining in the final 4, the mathematical odds of me winning are... not actually there. So is my situation hopeless? Over the span of my lifetime, yes, but in this specific instance, no. It just means that I can't use math to win. Which is fine, because winners don't use math.

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5 Bizarre Brain Hacks That Make You Better at Sports
5 Bizarre Brain Hacks That Make You Better at Sports

Talent, hard work, desire -- they're all nice if you're trying to get to the top of your sport. But all other things being equal, there are a few other factors that give one side the edge.

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5 Reasons Riding a Bike Is The Most Humiliating Exercise
5 Reasons Riding a Bike Is The Most Humiliating Exercise

Little kids learn how to ride bikes before they learn how to tie their shoes -- which is way more dangerous than it sounds after reading this article.

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Ben Roethlisberger's Super Bowl Media Day: Translated!
Ben Roethlisberger's Super Bowl Media Day: Translated!

A closer look at Roethlisberger's statements from Super Bowl Media Day.

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The 10 Most Insane Acts of Violence in Kickboxing History
The 10 Most Insane Acts of Violence in Kickboxing History

Geologists can't explain why the ground shook for a moment, but wise men say that it was the erections of ancient war gods raging under the Earth.

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The 9 Most Unintentionally Depressing Pro Wrestling Gimmicks
The 9 Most Unintentionally Depressing Pro Wrestling Gimmicks

Any professional wrestler will tell you that the hardest part of the job is coming up with your gimmick. You need to be outrageous and distinctive without being ridiculous. It's a subtle art, one not easily mastered.

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7 Athletes Who Had More Crazy Than Talent
7 Athletes Who Had More Crazy Than Talent

Something about professional sports brings out all the dog-fighting, child-eating, ear-biting lunatics. But is it really fair to mock a man for eating a human ear when that man also gave you your favorite childhood Nintendo game? Of course not. That's why I'm counting down only the athletes who had more crazy than they had talent.

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A Book Of Insults Just For the UFC
A Book Of Insults Just For the UFC

The UFC has it's share of insecure douchebags. So if you're not the fighting type, this should do.

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6 Reasons The NFL Is The Trashiest Reality Show on TV
6 Reasons The NFL Is The Trashiest Reality Show on TV

While, most football fans consider the reality/soap world of shows like The Hills and celebrity gossip to be the gayest thing ever, deep down those worlds are a lot closer than you'd think.

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The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in MMA
The 6 Least Sportsmanlike Moments in MMA

These are the moments that prove your girlfriend right about this horrible, inhuman karate whatever.

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7 Incredible Ways Sports Improved (And Even Saved) Lives
7 Incredible Ways Sports Improved (And Even Saved) Lives

Seriously, sports can save your life in a whole bunch of unexpected ways. Don't believe us? Read on.

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8 Psychotic Overreactions by Adults at Youth Sporting Events
8 Psychotic Overreactions by Adults at Youth Sporting Events

This behavior stretches beyond mere swearing from the bleachers and crosses the line into assault, child endangerment and attempted murder.

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The 5 Most Badass (And Possibly Insane) Athletes Of All-Time
The 5 Most Badass (And Possibly Insane) Athletes Of All-Time

If this article doesn't make you go out and do man shit immediately after you've finished it, then you read it wrong.

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The Creepiest Part of Sex With Tiger Woods [COMIC]
The Creepiest Part of Sex With Tiger Woods [COMIC]

The one sexual anecdote Tiger Woods' people have been able to keep quiet.

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7 Insanely Dangerous Reboots of Popular Sports
7 Insanely Dangerous Reboots of Popular Sports

Step one to improving your sport of choice: add a motorized vehicle.

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