Sports
Being Named Dan Snyder Is About To Suck
As news is about to break about Dan Snyder's awfulness, we can't help but feel sympathy for anyone named Dan Snyder.
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- By Dan Duddy
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WWE Wrestlers Testing Positive Should Surprise No One
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- By Dan Duddy
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Pro-Sports Forgot What Happened During The Last 'Pandemic Championship'
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- By Chris Corlew
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NASCAR Has The Most Anti-Cop Origins Imaginable
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- By Dan Duddy
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
Quarantine Means Next Season’s NBA Rookie Class Is Gonna Suuuck
It'll have a margin of success on par with randomly pulling names from a hat.
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- By Luis Prada
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NBA Games Are Gonna Be Weird
Every foul is two shots and a cotton swab jammed into the brain.
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- By Luis Prada
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It's Past Time For Drew Brees To Understand The Point Of Kneeling
There's a football pun here about fumbles or false starts, but Brees was just outright stupid.
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- By Dan Duddy
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A Real Race Car Driver Got Fired For Cheating ... In A Video Game
Imagine cheating not only to not win but then to get caught because you lost so much less than usual.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Sportwriter Saves The NBA By Figuring Out How To Play Games At Disney World
Goofy doing blow on the sidelines with Jack Nicholson.
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- By Luis Prada
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Nobody Needs A 10-hour Tom Brady Documentary
Tom Brady played for an organization that's not going to give up anything remotely interesting about this man.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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This Extremely Stupid Man Accidentally Saved Thousands Of Lives
Rudy Gobert is the worst kind of hero, but he's the one we're stuck with.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Resuming Sports Right Now Is A Remarkably Dumbass Idea
We must protect Gardner Minshew II at all costs.
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- By Dan Duddy
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NFL Player Earl Thomas And His Brother Are Weird AF
This is going to make for a strange family reunion.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Taiwan Is Hosting Earth's Best (And Only) Baseball Games
Taiwan was rewarded for its handling of this crisis by actually getting their sports back on time, and they're making the most of it.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Inside The Sad World Of NBA Diss Tracks
Dudes are getting dunked on in the recording studio, too.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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