Cracked Archive - Sex
5 Ridiculous Works Of Highbrow Erotic Fan Fiction
There's something special about an anonymous stranger dedicating their limited creative time and energy to making their favorite fictional characters bone in ways that would make Dan Savage blush.
- By Mark Hill
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- May 26, 2015
5 Things I Learned About Your Sex Life As A Porn Store Clerk
We spoke to Pam and Angela, who told us some bizarre things they learned running a 7-11 for people's junk.
- By Amanda Mannen, Angela Weller, Pam
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- May 17, 2015
5 Pop Culture Sex Toys That Can't Be Arousing To Anyone
Does the prospect of rampant lawyerin' from major industry players do anything to deter entrepreneurial sex toy makers from using the likenesses of pop culture characters we all know and love? Evidently not.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- May 16, 2015
I Lost My Virginity to a Prostitute: 6 Terrible Realities
In some cultures, it's a rite of passage.
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- May 02, 2015
5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Sex And Drugs
I figured I'd do a bit of a public service to all the partiers on the festival circuit and help you figure out which sex and drug combination is best for you.
- By Cher Martinetti
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- April 25, 2015
No Fat Tourists: 5 Rules Of Life As A Prostitute In Vietnam
Diem Phu Nu was a Ho Chi Minh City moped prostitute. A moped is the third most hilarious vehicle for a prostitute to use, behind a jetpack and the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
- By Evan V. Symon , Diem Phu Nu
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- April 19, 2015
4 Things In Every Porn You Should Never Do In Real Life
These fallacies have shown up on screen so often, people have started thinking those bizarre little porn tropes are what sex is.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- April 18, 2015
5 Reasons We're Having Big Problems Stopping Revenge Porn
Even though there are now laws to stop revenge porn and some websites have posted a zero-tolerance policy, there's still not much that can be done about it.
- By Hillery Alley
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- April 05, 2015
5 Strange Things You Learn as the Madam in a Brothel
We interviewed a woman who once worked as a madam at an illegal brothel. Here's what she told us.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- March 29, 2015
4 Sex Lies Everyone Needs to Stop Telling
There are a handful of situations in life when it's perfectly OK to lie. But some lies, for everyone's enjoyment, just need to end sooner rather than later.
- By Felix Clay
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- March 21, 2015
5 Disastrous Ways People Tried to Make Porn a Reality
As you can probably assume, the results are all sorts of creepy.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- March 07, 2015
7 Strange Realities of BDSM '50 Shades of Grey' Leaves Out
We sat down with Julie Fennell a member of the BDSM community who is also a sociologist and associate professor at Gallaudet University. This is what we learned.
- By Robert Evans, Julie Fennell
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- February 22, 2015
5 Sex Toys That Are Clearly Designed for Sociopaths
Being an industry that aims to cater for absolutely everyone, it comes as no surprise that the sex toy trade has plenty of gadgets for people that are, frankly, awful.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- February 07, 2015
5 Creepy Dating Site Messages Every Woman Has Received
I went through all my old messages for examples of the most heinous messages I've received over the years. One $10 plastic handle of vodka later, I only hope someone learns something.
- By Alice Jane Axness
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- January 24, 2015
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