Cracked Archive - Sex
7 Things You Learn As A Cop Pretending To Be A Hooker
We recently had a chance to sit down with a pair of police officers -- John and Jane -- who carried out sting operations against street-level prostitutes in a large American city. Here's what we learned.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- October 11, 2015
15 Ways Sex Is Misunderstood By Kids
Kids are so dumb.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- October 11, 2015
5 Creepy Things People Say About Sex When Granted Anonymity
Sometimes front ways and back ways just aren't enough ways to do sex.
- By Luis Prada
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- October 01, 2015
6 Weird Things You'd Never Believe Will Make You Horny
It turns out arousal isn't all spheroids and flesh tones.
- By Felix Clay
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- September 19, 2015
6 Things We Learned As Legal Male Prostitutes
To date, the biggest cultural touchstone we have on the subject of male prostitution is the 'Deuce Bigalow' series. So we decided to investigate for ourselves.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous, Ryan James
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- September 16, 2015
5 Insane Things I Was Taught In Abstinence-Only Sex Ed
We spoke with a woman who was raised deep in the heart of hardcore Christian
- By Robert Evans, Anna Dakota
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- September 13, 2015
What I Learned Spamming A Suggestion Box With Cat Pictures
I think I can go ahead and call this another entry in the 'Long Cons That Didn't Pay Off' file.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- September 10, 2015
27 Sex Myths Too Many People Still Believe
What is it about our genitals that make us perpetuate the dumbest lies?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 09, 2015
6 Horrifying True Stories To Read Before Using Sex Toys
My neighbor Webster defines a 'sex toy' as that which fits in one's ass on purpose, and repeatedly, because it's fun.
- By Felix Clay
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- September 05, 2015
6 Sexual Identities Everyone Still Thinks It's OK To Mock
Why do we use sex and computers to be such assholes?
- By Luke McKinney
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- August 04, 2015
5 Insane Erotic Toys That Prove We're Overthinking Sex
As you can probably guess, everything in here is NSFW.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- August 01, 2015
7 Safe Sex Campaigns That Backfired Hilariously
Sometimes the methods used to protect people from, or educate them about, the dark side of sex work out really, really badly.
- By Felix Clay
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- July 25, 2015
7 Completely Insane Sex Toy Designs
Instead of regular sex toys, we have the deranged leftovers from a Wile E. Coyote catalog.
- By Felix Clay
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- July 19, 2015
6 Things You Learn As A Lesbian Porn Star
We sat down with lesbian porn star Lily Cade to learn about working in the business. Here's what she told us.
- By Robert Evans, Lily Cade
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- July 19, 2015
If Movie Sex & Romance Were Realistic
At least show your lead throwing on a jimmy cap or something. Come on, Hollywood.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 19, 2015
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