Cracked Archive - Sex
My Ill-Fated Attempt to Save a 'Suicide Girl'
I rescued a young girl from the toxic oil slick of internet pornography, cleaned her like a tiny otter and allowed her to sleep in my guest room for a night. And just like the otter, she was wild, incapable of underst
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280 5 Cultures With the Most WTF Wedding Rituals
In a shocking turn of events, France actually out crazy's Japan.
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- By Kristi Harrison
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6 Depraved Sexual Fetishes That Are Older Than You Think
The Internet showed the world how sick and depraved the human race truly is. Turns out our ancestors outdid us in that department also.
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- By Nathan Reed
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6 Things Men Do to Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off
Your very existence completely mortifies women.
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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5 Movie Romances That Won't Last (According to Science)
Before you go getting all teary-eyed about the next movie romance you see, keep in mind that it probably is going to fail miserably.
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- By Emma Larkins
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7 Kama Sutra Sex Tips That Will Put You In The Hospital
To say that the Kama Sutra outdated is to point out the obvious. However, some folks who are oblivious to dates will find themselves in for a world of hurt.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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Ever have an awkward conversation you can't walk away from?
The classic story of the scarecrow who wanted to have sex with another scarecrow.
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- By Fatawesome .com
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Why Being 'Attractive' Isn't Worth It [PIE CHARTS]
The downside of being an attractive woman, and being a typical man.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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5 Romantic Ways To Get Revenge on That Special Someone
The most successful techniques for irritating your ex are tightly tied to the techniques that originally won her heart. By adapting well established wooing techniques to suit your childish needs, we've created the following list of revenge techniques, sure to mildly annoy your one time lover.
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- By Chris Bucholz
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