Cracked Archive - Sex

7 Things You Learn As A Cop Pretending To Be A Hooker

We recently had a chance to sit down with a pair of police officers -- John and Jane -- who carried out sting operations against street-level prostitutes in a large American city. Here's what we learned.


5 Creepy Things People Say About Sex When Granted Anonymity

Sometimes front ways and back ways just aren't enough ways to do sex.


6 Weird Things You'd Never Believe Will Make You Horny

It turns out arousal isn't all spheroids and flesh tones.


6 Things We Learned As Legal Male Prostitutes

To date, the biggest cultural touchstone we have on the subject of male prostitution is the 'Deuce Bigalow' series. So we decided to investigate for ourselves.


5 Insane Things I Was Taught In Abstinence-Only Sex Ed

We spoke with a woman who was raised deep in the heart of hardcore Christian


What I Learned Spamming A Suggestion Box With Cat Pictures

I think I can go ahead and call this another entry in the 'Long Cons That Didn't Pay Off' file.


27 Sex Myths Too Many People Still Believe

What is it about our genitals that make us perpetuate the dumbest lies?


6 Horrifying True Stories To Read Before Using Sex Toys

My neighbor Webster defines a 'sex toy' as that which fits in one's ass on purpose, and repeatedly, because it's fun.


6 Sexual Identities Everyone Still Thinks It's OK To Mock

Why do we use sex and computers to be such assholes?


5 Insane Erotic Toys That Prove We're Overthinking Sex

As you can probably guess, everything in here is NSFW.


7 Safe Sex Campaigns That Backfired Hilariously

Sometimes the methods used to protect people from, or educate them about, the dark side of sex work out really, really badly.


7 Completely Insane Sex Toy Designs

Instead of regular sex toys, we have the deranged leftovers from a Wile E. Coyote catalog.


6 Things You Learn As A Lesbian Porn Star

We sat down with lesbian porn star Lily Cade to learn about working in the business. Here's what she told us.


If Movie Sex & Romance Were Realistic

At least show your lead throwing on a jimmy cap or something. Come on, Hollywood.