Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Ridiculous Works Of Highbrow Erotic Fan Fiction

There's something special about an anonymous stranger dedicating their limited creative time and energy to making their favorite fictional characters bone in ways that would make Dan Savage blush.


The Worst Kinds Of Sex Partners

Never be these people.


5 Things I Learned About Your Sex Life As A Porn Store Clerk

We spoke to Pam and Angela, who told us some bizarre things they learned running a 7-11 for people's junk.


5 Pop Culture Sex Toys That Can't Be Arousing To Anyone

Does the prospect of rampant lawyerin' from major industry players do anything to deter entrepreneurial sex toy makers from using the likenesses of pop culture characters we all know and love? Evidently not.


I Lost My Virginity to a Prostitute: 6 Terrible Realities

In some cultures, it's a rite of passage.


5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Sex And Drugs

I figured I'd do a bit of a public service to all the partiers on the festival circuit and help you figure out which sex and drug combination is best for you.


No Fat Tourists: 5 Rules Of Life As A Prostitute In Vietnam

Diem Phu Nu was a Ho Chi Minh City moped prostitute. A moped is the third most hilarious vehicle for a prostitute to use, behind a jetpack and the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.


4 Things In Every Porn You Should Never Do In Real Life

These fallacies have shown up on screen so often, people have started thinking those bizarre little porn tropes are what sex is.


5 Reasons We're Having Big Problems Stopping Revenge Porn

Even though there are now laws to stop revenge porn and some websites have posted a zero-tolerance policy, there's still not much that can be done about it.


5 Strange Things You Learn as the Madam in a Brothel

We interviewed a woman who once worked as a madam at an illegal brothel. Here's what she told us.


4 Sex Lies Everyone Needs to Stop Telling

There are a handful of situations in life when it's perfectly OK to lie. But some lies, for everyone's enjoyment, just need to end sooner rather than later.


5 Disastrous Ways People Tried to Make Porn a Reality

As you can probably assume, the results are all sorts of creepy.


7 Strange Realities of BDSM '50 Shades of Grey' Leaves Out

We sat down with Julie Fennell a member of the BDSM community who is also a sociologist and associate professor at Gallaudet University. This is what we learned.


5 Sex Toys That Are Clearly Designed for Sociopaths

Being an industry that aims to cater for absolutely everyone, it comes as no surprise that the sex toy trade has plenty of gadgets for people that are, frankly, awful.


5 Creepy Dating Site Messages Every Woman Has Received

I went through all my old messages for examples of the most heinous messages I've received over the years. One $10 plastic handle of vodka later, I only hope someone learns something.