Cracked Archive - Sex
If Sex Was Used to Advertise Everything
Our readers were kind enough to show us a world where every advertisement is oozing genitalia.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 13, 2013
4 Hilarious Things I Learned About Orgies (By Going to One)
I went to an orgy for the purposes of writing a comedy article.
- By Felix Clay
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- September 08, 2013
The 6 Most Terrifying Dating Scenes Around the World
Look, if you must find an Asian date, at least do it online.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- September 04, 2013
19 Innovations That Would Make Dating Way Easier
Dating is tough, and no amount of smooth talk from dudes in big furry hats can make it easier.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 16, 2013
The 23 Worst Possible Ideas for Adult Films
Wherein our readers demonstrate they are more depraved than all the porn directors put together.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 09, 2013
The 6 Worst Trades Ever Made in Exchange for Sex
There are some things in this world that pride should prevent you from doing. Trading ass for value meals is like ten of those things.
- By Felix Clay
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- July 26, 2013
12 Sexual Positions That Should Be Named After Celebrities
Is there a way to combine sex and celebrities? I mean besides a sex tape.
- By Gladstone
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- July 02, 2013
5 Creative Ways People Got Revenge on Cheating Spouses
In a rational world full of level-headed people, when you find out you've been cheated on, you'll confront your partner and explain how you feel disrespected and that perhaps it's best if you go your separate ways. In the real world, people do this stuff.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 29, 2013
4 Awkward Scenarios You Only Tolerate from a Sexual Partner
Simply by virtue of the nudie-time fun you have together (or if I want to be sweet and sappy and suggest it's true love), you will put up with and tolerate the most heinous of activities.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 22, 2013
4 Surefire Ways to Ruin the Mood During Any Sexual Encounter
Back in the day I like to think the road to dirty talk was a lot like Frodo's journey with the Fellowship.
- By Felix Clay
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- June 18, 2013
5 Baffling Uses of Sex Toys That Prove Humanity Is Doomed
No one dies in this article or anything. A few of them get messed up, but it's cool.
- By Felix Clay
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- May 04, 2013
The 6 Worst Pieces of Sex Advice on the Internet
These tips are by people who are unequipped to even hope to tell you how to be a better lover at all.
- By Felix Clay
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- April 11, 2013
The 7 Least Sexy Songs About Sex
Here are the seven sexiest songs for the discerning individual whose life is one never-ending awkward silence.
- By Cyriaque Lamar
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- April 06, 2013
4 Perverted Behaviors You Won't Believe Animals Exhibit Too
Don't go thinking that humans are alone in partaking in perverse behavior.
- By Felix Clay
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- April 04, 2013
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