Cracked Archive - Sex

6 Ways Your Brain Is Sabotaging Your Sex Life

It's true -- our own psychology is constantly working against us. Our heads are full of destructive and downright wrong ideas that we just can't get past, due to biology, upbringing, or both.

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The 6 Most Terrifying Examples of 'Rule 34'

I Googled the ungoogleable. And now, with the help of photoshop censorship, I will share with you the awful truth of Rule 34. Get some popcorn!

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Why the Dick Pic Is Our Cultural Legacy

This generation has not served up any artistic achievement on par with, say, jazz, or Stonehenge. So now we're stuck with this.

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The 6 Geekiest Sex Toys

We live in the sexiest time ever. A sexy, geeky, terrible time.

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The 5 Most Poorly Conceived 'Sexy' Charity Drives

Where are our altruistic boners? Where are our mighty loads of giving and caring? Where is the spooge of love and brotherhood? The answer is here, friends.

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The 7 Stupidest Ways We're Promoting Abstinence

Abstinence-only education starts with the idea that teenagers listen to adults and manages to get even stupider.

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15 Real Sex Toys That Will Give You Nightmares

n ramshackle garages and run-down sweatshops and Cracked columnist basements, disturbing sex toys were being made. And here they are.

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6 Pop Culture Icons Nobody Admits They Were Attracted To

My sexual awakening was a slow, shameful thing spurred forth by a handful of pop culture icons that, for one reason or another, stirred something vaguely confusing deep inside me and will now be used to stir something vaguely offputting in all of you.

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The 6 Types of People Everyone Dates (A User's Guide)

Terrible advice on how to date maturely.

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5 Things Girls Don't Seem to Understand About 'Nice Guys'

Hi, ladies! These are my tips for turning the sweet guy you say you want into the brute you actually do.

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4 Things Single Men Will Never Fully Understand About Women

We're idiots, and should be treated as such. To that end, here are four things you can stop trying to explain to us, effective immediately ...

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3 Mistakes Women Make When Dealing With Men

Yes, ladies, you're right. When it comes to sexual interactions, men are mostly awful. But you can’t avoid a problem just by not trusting it. Here are three of the biggest mistakes women make when dealing with the awful half of humanity.

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5 Gay Guys Who Got More Women Than Most Straight Men

I hold no special insight or sexuality degree, but I didn't let that stop me from writing an article about gay dudes who've had sex with a bunch of ladies.

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6 Tips for Turning Awful Fan Fiction into a Best Seller

I interned briefly as a reader at a literary agency, meaning I read hundreds of submissions -- or rather, I read several submissions wearing hundreds of masks. And I'm going to share what I learned with you.

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5 Reasons Women Will Rule the Future

Add it all up, pile on the disproportionate number of male war casualties worldwide, and you're left with the inescapable conclusion that most of the globe will soon be potpourri-scented and sensibly arranged.

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