Being an industry that aims to cater for absolutely everyone, it comes as no surprise that the sex toy trade has plenty of gadgets for people that are, frankly, awful.
I went through all my old messages for examples of the most heinous messages I've received over the years. One $10 plastic handle of vodka later, I only hope someone learns something.
I'm not sure what hurt me more, that I lost someone I cared for or that I didn't know why. But it did hurt.
Just a heads-up: if you click on the list, expect to find more than 400 fetishes, many with multiple subgenres, including lots of truly unsettling fetishes.
Eau d'esperation is a pretty hard stink to get rid of when your end goal is a relationship.
This is what happens when sex toys are designed by that dude from the 'Saw' movies.
There's an excellent chance that whatever you were taught about sex is either partially misleading or dangerously incorrect.
I like to give these offenders the benefit of the doubt, because I assume they just don't know any better and I'd prefer not to die alone, so sometimes it seems like there isn't much choice.
We sat down with Reno Nevada, a man who found himself thrown unwittingly into the role of porn director several years ago. Here's what he learned making his first (and only) filmic masturbatory aid.
If it exists, there's porn of it. No exceptions.
I scoured the Internet to put together a list of scientific facts that you can use in your attempts to get your tongue inside the hottest person in the near vicinity.
I've worked as a phone sex operator, and there's some crazy crap that goes down.
Some of the breast-related products out there have less to do with functionality and more to do with howling must-make-a-thing-for-titties insanity.
Fact: Almost none of you are into bestiality. Or at least very few of you admitted it. The ASPCA thanks you.