Cracked Archive - Sex

6 Things You Learn As A Lesbian Porn Star

We sat down with lesbian porn star Lily Cade to learn about working in the business. Here's what she told us.

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By Robert Evans, Lily Cade
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July 19, 2015

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If Movie Sex & Romance Were Realistic

At least show your lead throwing on a jimmy cap or something. Come on, Hollywood.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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July 19, 2015

5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

We interviewed four self-professed zoophiles because we wanted to know what the hell, guys?

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By Anonymous
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July 04, 2015

5 Outdated Myths Everyone Still Believes About Bisexuality

We spoke to Beth, a bisexual woman, and Jon, a bisexual man about their experiences being switch-hitters in a world that doesn't make much of an effort to understand them.

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By Anonymous, Chris Radomile
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June 29, 2015

5 Secrets I Know About Women (From Writing Their Weird Porn)

We talked to one of the guys who cranks out erotic fiction by the truckload for sale on Amazon, making a nice living in the process. This is what we learned.

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By Robert Evans, Peter Hayward
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June 28, 2015

6 Perverted Sexual Fantasies People Passed Off As 'Art'

It's not up to us to say whether something is or isn't art ... unless of course you're talking about the following projects.

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By Kyle Bondeson
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June 27, 2015

5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Sex Scenes

Fun fact: If your coworkers catch you watching a bunch of sex scenes at work over and over again, you better have a good cover.

By Daniel O'Brien, Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder
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June 24, 2015

5 Weird Realities Of Life As Swinger

We bought a van with a waterbed, and sat down with a swinger named Tom. Here's what he told us ...

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By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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June 21, 2015

5 Ridiculous Works Of Highbrow Erotic Fan Fiction

There's something special about an anonymous stranger dedicating their limited creative time and energy to making their favorite fictional characters bone in ways that would make Dan Savage blush.

By Mark Hill
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May 26, 2015

The Worst Kinds Of Sex Partners

Never be these people.

By Felix Clay
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May 23, 2015

5 Things I Learned About Your Sex Life As A Porn Store Clerk

We spoke to Pam and Angela, who told us some bizarre things they learned running a 7-11 for people's junk.

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By Amanda Mannen, Angela Weller, Pam
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May 17, 2015

5 Pop Culture Sex Toys That Can't Be Arousing To Anyone

Does the prospect of rampant lawyerin' from major industry players do anything to deter entrepreneurial sex toy makers from using the likenesses of pop culture characters we all know and love? Evidently not.