Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Sex Toys That Are Clearly Designed for Sociopaths

Being an industry that aims to cater for absolutely everyone, it comes as no surprise that the sex toy trade has plenty of gadgets for people that are, frankly, awful.


5 Creepy Dating Site Messages Every Woman Has Received

I went through all my old messages for examples of the most heinous messages I've received over the years. One $10 plastic handle of vodka later, I only hope someone learns something.


4 Stupid Ways Everyone Deals With Breakups

I'm not sure what hurt me more, that I lost someone I cared for or that I didn't know why. But it did hurt.


12 Fetishes That Will Brighten Your Day

Just a heads-up: if you click on the list, expect to find more than 400 fetishes, many with multiple subgenres, including lots of truly unsettling fetishes.


5 Things No One Tells You About Dating Until It's Too Late

Eau d'esperation is a pretty hard stink to get rid of when your end goal is a relationship.


4 Horrifying Sex Toys That Prove We're Overthinking Sex

This is what happens when sex toys are designed by that dude from the 'Saw' movies.


The 5 Most Important Things They Never Taught You in Sex Ed

There's an excellent chance that whatever you were taught about sex is either partially misleading or dangerously incorrect.


5 Basic Rules Guys Can't Seem to Follow on Dating Websites

I like to give these offenders the benefit of the doubt, because I assume they just don't know any better and I'd prefer not to die alone, so sometimes it seems like there isn't much choice.


7 Horrifying Lessons Learned Directing a Porno

We sat down with Reno Nevada, a man who found himself thrown unwittingly into the role of porn director several years ago. Here's what he learned making his first (and only) filmic masturbatory aid.


10 Sex Toys That Make Your Weirdest Fetish Seem Sane

If it exists, there's porn of it. No exceptions.


5 Sexual Fears That Science Says Are Bullshit

I scoured the Internet to put together a list of scientific facts that you can use in your attempts to get your tongue inside the hottest person in the near vicinity.


6 Unsexy Realities of Being a Phone Sex Operator

I've worked as a phone sex operator, and there's some crazy crap that goes down.


5 Boob-Related Products You Won't Believe Exist

Some of the breast-related products out there have less to do with functionality and more to do with howling must-make-a-thing-for-titties insanity.


5 Bizarre Ways the Brain Links Sex With Shame

Fact: Almost none of you are into bestiality. Or at least very few of you admitted it. The ASPCA thanks you.