Cracked Archive - Sex

5 Outdated Myths Everyone Still Believes About Bisexuality

We spoke to Beth, a bisexual woman, and Jon, a bisexual man about their experiences being switch-hitters in a world that doesn't make much of an effort to understand them.

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By Anonymous, Chris Radomile
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June 29, 2015

5 Secrets I Know About Women (From Writing Their Weird Porn)

We talked to one of the guys who cranks out erotic fiction by the truckload for sale on Amazon, making a nice living in the process. This is what we learned.

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By Robert Evans, Peter Hayward
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June 28, 2015

6 Perverted Sexual Fantasies People Passed Off As 'Art'

It's not up to us to say whether something is or isn't art ... unless of course you're talking about the following projects.

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By Kyle Bondeson
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June 27, 2015

5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Sex Scenes

Fun fact: If your coworkers catch you watching a bunch of sex scenes at work over and over again, you better have a good cover.

By Daniel O'Brien, Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder
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June 24, 2015

5 Weird Realities Of Life As Swinger

We bought a van with a waterbed, and sat down with a swinger named Tom. Here's what he told us ...

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By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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June 21, 2015

5 Ridiculous Works Of Highbrow Erotic Fan Fiction

There's something special about an anonymous stranger dedicating their limited creative time and energy to making their favorite fictional characters bone in ways that would make Dan Savage blush.

By Mark Hill
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May 26, 2015

The Worst Kinds Of Sex Partners

Never be these people.

By Felix Clay
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May 23, 2015

5 Things I Learned About Your Sex Life As A Porn Store Clerk

We spoke to Pam and Angela, who told us some bizarre things they learned running a 7-11 for people's junk.

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By Amanda Mannen, Angela Weller, Pam
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May 17, 2015

5 Pop Culture Sex Toys That Can't Be Arousing To Anyone

Does the prospect of rampant lawyerin' from major industry players do anything to deter entrepreneurial sex toy makers from using the likenesses of pop culture characters we all know and love? Evidently not.

By Pauli Poisuo
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May 16, 2015

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15 Iconic Movie Moments Made Horrifying With Censorship

Sometimes, the more you have to imagine, the better.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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May 07, 2015

I Lost My Virginity to a Prostitute: 6 Terrible Realities

In some cultures, it's a rite of passage.

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By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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May 02, 2015

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15 Ways Fictional Characters Must Have To Date And Have Sex

Certainly fictional characters have sex. Maybe just not that gross kind the Internet conjures up.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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May 01, 2015

5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Sex And Drugs

I figured I'd do a bit of a public service to all the partiers on the festival circuit and help you figure out which sex and drug combination is best for you.

By Cher Martinetti
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April 25, 2015

No Fat Tourists: 5 Rules Of Life As A Prostitute In Vietnam

Diem Phu Nu was a Ho Chi Minh City moped prostitute. A moped is the third most hilarious vehicle for a prostitute to use, behind a jetpack and the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.

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