Cracked Archive - Sex

6 Things You Learn As A Lesbian Porn Star

We sat down with lesbian porn star Lily Cade to learn about working in the business. Here's what she told us.


If Movie Sex & Romance Were Realistic

At least show your lead throwing on a jimmy cap or something. Come on, Hollywood.


5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

We interviewed four self-professed zoophiles because we wanted to know what the hell, guys?


5 Outdated Myths Everyone Still Believes About Bisexuality

We spoke to Beth, a bisexual woman, and Jon, a bisexual man about their experiences being switch-hitters in a world that doesn't make much of an effort to understand them.


5 Secrets I Know About Women (From Writing Their Weird Porn)

We talked to one of the guys who cranks out erotic fiction by the truckload for sale on Amazon, making a nice living in the process. This is what we learned.


6 Perverted Sexual Fantasies People Passed Off As 'Art'

It's not up to us to say whether something is or isn't art ... unless of course you're talking about the following projects.


5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Sex Scenes

Fun fact: If your coworkers catch you watching a bunch of sex scenes at work over and over again, you better have a good cover.


5 Weird Realities Of Life As Swinger

We bought a van with a waterbed, and sat down with a swinger named Tom. Here's what he told us ...


5 Ridiculous Works Of Highbrow Erotic Fan Fiction

There's something special about an anonymous stranger dedicating their limited creative time and energy to making their favorite fictional characters bone in ways that would make Dan Savage blush.


The Worst Kinds Of Sex Partners

Never be these people.


5 Things I Learned About Your Sex Life As A Porn Store Clerk

We spoke to Pam and Angela, who told us some bizarre things they learned running a 7-11 for people's junk.


5 Pop Culture Sex Toys That Can't Be Arousing To Anyone

Does the prospect of rampant lawyerin' from major industry players do anything to deter entrepreneurial sex toy makers from using the likenesses of pop culture characters we all know and love? Evidently not.


15 Iconic Movie Moments Made Horrifying With Censorship

Sometimes, the more you have to imagine, the better.


I Lost My Virginity to a Prostitute: 6 Terrible Realities

In some cultures, it's a rite of passage.


15 Ways Fictional Characters Must Have To Date And Have Sex

Certainly fictional characters have sex. Maybe just not that gross kind the Internet conjures up.