Cracked Archive - Sex
5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals
We interviewed four self-professed zoophiles because we wanted to know what the hell, guys?
- By Anonymous
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- July 04, 2015
5 Outdated Myths Everyone Still Believes About Bisexuality
We spoke to Beth, a bisexual woman, and Jon, a bisexual man about their experiences being switch-hitters in a world that doesn't make much of an effort to understand them.
- By Anonymous, Chris Radomile
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- June 29, 2015
5 Secrets I Know About Women (From Writing Their Weird Porn)
We talked to one of the guys who cranks out erotic fiction by the truckload for sale on Amazon, making a nice living in the process. This is what we learned.
- By Robert Evans, Peter Hayward
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- June 28, 2015
6 Perverted Sexual Fantasies People Passed Off As 'Art'
It's not up to us to say whether something is or isn't art ... unless of course you're talking about the following projects.
- By Kyle Bondeson
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- June 27, 2015
5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Movie Sex Scenes
Fun fact: If your coworkers catch you watching a bunch of sex scenes at work over and over again, you better have a good cover.
- By Daniel O'Brien, Obsessive Pop Culture Disorder
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- June 24, 2015
5 Weird Realities Of Life As Swinger
We bought a van with a waterbed, and sat down with a swinger named Tom. Here's what he told us ...
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- June 21, 2015
5 Ridiculous Works Of Highbrow Erotic Fan Fiction
There's something special about an anonymous stranger dedicating their limited creative time and energy to making their favorite fictional characters bone in ways that would make Dan Savage blush.
- By Mark Hill
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- May 26, 2015
5 Things I Learned About Your Sex Life As A Porn Store Clerk
We spoke to Pam and Angela, who told us some bizarre things they learned running a 7-11 for people's junk.
- By Amanda Mannen, Angela Weller, Pam
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- May 17, 2015
5 Pop Culture Sex Toys That Can't Be Arousing To Anyone
Does the prospect of rampant lawyerin' from major industry players do anything to deter entrepreneurial sex toy makers from using the likenesses of pop culture characters we all know and love? Evidently not.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- May 16, 2015
15 Iconic Movie Moments Made Horrifying With Censorship
Sometimes, the more you have to imagine, the better.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 07, 2015
I Lost My Virginity to a Prostitute: 6 Terrible Realities
In some cultures, it's a rite of passage.
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- May 02, 2015
15 Ways Fictional Characters Must Have To Date And Have Sex
Certainly fictional characters have sex. Maybe just not that gross kind the Internet conjures up.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- May 01, 2015
5 Things Everyone Gets Wrong About Sex And Drugs
I figured I'd do a bit of a public service to all the partiers on the festival circuit and help you figure out which sex and drug combination is best for you.
- By Cher Martinetti
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- April 25, 2015
No Fat Tourists: 5 Rules Of Life As A Prostitute In Vietnam
Diem Phu Nu was a Ho Chi Minh City moped prostitute. A moped is the third most hilarious vehicle for a prostitute to use, behind a jetpack and the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile.
- By Evan V. Symon , Diem Phu Nu
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- April 19, 2015
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