Sex: Our Bodies Our Junk is a new book renowned sex expert Conan O'Brien has called "Possibly the most irresponsible book written on the subject of sexuality since The Berenstain Bears Host a Key Party." A few of the authors have written for Cracked enough to know that this is a subject our readers need help with. What follows is an excerpt, and a public service to your genitals.
If all condoms technically perform the same function--catching ejaculated semen and conveniently storing it for later use--then why are so many varieties available? Well, believe it or not, the condom you choose can communicate a great deal to your lover about the type of person you are.
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