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13 Things You Didn't Know You Should Know
The world is like a movie written by a dozen coked-up screenwriters, the script of which was then eaten by one of their dogs, forcing the actors to try to perform their parts by reading the shit.
- By Ted E.
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- May 12, 2015
5 Reasons Police Have Probably Started The Next Civil War
Police sure are crazy in Baltimore, huh? Trick question! Police are crazy pretty much everywhere.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- May 07, 2015
6 People So Good At Sex They're Basically Magic
The best sex is always about timing.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- May 07, 2015
The 14 Most Important Stories You Probably Missed
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
- By Ted E.
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- May 05, 2015
6 Reasons Why The Cops Keep Killing People (Besides Racism)
When will cops freaking stop killing people?
- By CRACKED Staff, Chris Radomile
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- May 03, 2015
7 World's Fairs That Became Utter Nightmares
As it turns out, when you attempt to maintain relevancy in the world, a lot of things can fail.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- May 02, 2015
The 13 Biggest Stories Of The Week (You May Have Missed)
Following the news is like trying to listen to a confusing tale told by a madman who insists on talking with his butt cheeks like Ace Ventura.
- By Ted E.
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- April 28, 2015
6 BS Medical Stories Your Friends Shared On Facebook
Some recent medical news stories are about as accurate as the 'Plastic Surgeons Hate Her!' spam ads decorating those same articles.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- April 24, 2015
The 5 Worst Things Famous Companies Made To Train Employees
It's pretty clear that somewhere along the way, a few of the corporate training video producers of the world completely and totally lost their minds.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- April 23, 2015
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/21)
The world is dark and full of terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity.
- By Ted E.
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- April 21, 2015
5 Baffling Dick Moves That Won Actual Lawsuits
The legal system is messed up, man.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- April 21, 2015
6 Totally Confusing Crime Sprees That Are Baffling Police
We've assembled a gallery of the strangest rogues you might one day find in Arkham's minimum security wing.
- By Mark Hill
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- April 19, 2015
5 Things I've Learned From Admitting I'm A Hipster
I know that I'm basically a cliche, and rather than being bothered by it, I find great pleasure in hyperconformity.
- By Nicholas Pell
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- April 18, 2015
7 Signs of Old Age That Hit Most People When They're Young
What can you expect to start fading away before people stop seeing you as a useless twentysomething?
- By Emma Larkins
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- April 15, 2015
6 Headlines That Prove The Media Doesn't Understand Politics
Here are the first of what will probably be thousands of B.S. political news stories the media refused to get right.
- By M. Asher Cantrell
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- April 15, 2015
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