We sat down with someone who spent most of the last decade working for the TSA, and he explained to us just what it was like being inside that most hated of organizations.
I'm not saying any of the things on this list are definitely going to happen. I'm just saying they already did once.
Trying to stay on top of the news is like trying to defeat a swarm of killer bees by eating them.
In the latest installment of our never-ending quest to keep you safe from the Internet's tidal waves of bullshit, we'd like to focus on alien life.
We talked to a whole bunch of former and current military servicewomen about this subject. Somehow, what they had to tell us was even worse than we expected.
You should be aware that an expensive seafaring vacation can quickly turn into a petri dish of disease and nightmares.
Pick up any small-town newspaper and you'll see a special section reserved for stuff straight out of a bad episode of 'X-Files.'
The news is like a 'Walking Dead' spinoff where they've replaced the zombies with assholes.
All of us have fallen for stories like these before but there are some particularly egregious types of B.S. that shouldn't fly anymore
We tend to forget that even before the Web came along, the fourth estate regularly put up with the screwnut shenanigans of people like these folks.
Ideally, time will prove me crazy and incorrect, but approaching the Trump candidacy as a comedy sketch that will never come true could potentially be the most tragic mistake this country will ever make.
The news is kind of like a creepy cult leader who makes a convincing case that the world is going to end next month, until you realize he's been saying the same thing for 40 years.
Look, full disclosure: I'm no good at politics.
These places aren't liberal. They're just better at pretending than the rest of us.
The news is like a shrill fire alarm that screams 24 hours a day, because really there's always something on fire somewhere.