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The 5 Most Insane Twist Endings Of Real Missing Person Cases
Modern technology makes it pretty difficult for a person to drop off the face of the Earth. But back when that was more common, missing persons cases used to get super weird.
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234 The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/9)
Sure, you could keep up with the news. but then you'd miss out on the balls-to-the-wall action of Olympic mixed doubles badminton.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/2)
Look, we get it. Those Gilmore Girls aren't going to binge-watch themselves. That's why we quickly summarized the most ridiculous recent news stories.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/26)
Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle with half the pieces gone and the rest coated in sewage.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/19)
Look, we get it. The news outlets are like rival howler monkey gangs cruising for mates.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/12)
Look, we get it. You're way too busy roaming the streets trying to catch Pokemon with your cellphone to catch the news. We're here to help.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/5)
There's a reason there's no such thing as C-SPAN and chill.
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- By Ted E., Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/28)
Following the news can be like eating ramen with a straw -- it's way too much work and a little nauseating after a while.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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6 Shocking Reasons You Can't Trust Election Predictions
Sadly, the thoughtlessly simple version of polling we carry around in our brains is not how it truly works.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/21)
The news often reads like the third movie in a superhero franchise -- the one that always has way too many villains and subplots.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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6 Hilarious Tactics North And South Korea Are Using To Fight
Sixty years is a long time for North and South Korea to think up less deadly but far more insane ways to screw with one another.
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- By Mark Oliver
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/14)
The news is a crusade to see if we can still be shocked despite having the same ridiculous insanity happen every other day.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/7)
The news can seem like one long advertisement for never going outside.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/31)
The news media is the crying baby seated next to you on the 12-hour plane ride of life.
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- By Ted E., Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/24)
Excessive exposure to news media can burn out the circuits in your brain that allow you to give a shit.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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