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16 Badass Acts of Heroism (Done By Children)
Children can be disgusting, infuriating, baffling, awful, and/or downright dumb -- and it turns out they can also be incredible badasses.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 29, 2014
9 Disappointing Gifts We All Got as Kids
Just remember, you're only feeding this vicious cycle by buying stuff like this.
- By Jason Tabrys
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- December 25, 2014
2014 Summarized in 140 Characters or Less
If you've been living under a rock, in a cave, or just spent the entire year high off gas fumes then don't worry, we've got your back on all the news you missed out on.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 21, 2014
6 Insane Real Police Responses to Clearly Fake Crimes
You literally cannot believe your eyes anymore. And someone needs to tell the authorities that.
- By Eric Yosomono, Aaron Short, Ed Stevens, Aaron Granger
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- December 18, 2014
5 Reasons We Will Always Blame the Victim
Sometimes the only difference between victim blaming and vigilantism is your dedication to the cause.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- December 16, 2014
2 New Shirts for 'Hunger Games' and Groot Fans
Sriracha has as much identity as any district, nation, or mockingjay.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- December 15, 2014
5 Surprising Insider Facts About Welfare
The biggest waste of taxpayer dollars on welfare is the money we spend trying to prevent people from getting welfare.
- By J.F. Sargent, Kyle, Melinda, Rhys
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- December 07, 2014
2 New Shirts for TMNT and 'Doctor Who' Fans
These new designs are rad as hell and perfect for any wardrobe.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- November 24, 2014
4 Seemingly Normal Things That Are Inexplicably Hard to Find
Turns out there are a lot of things that are as hard to find as Jesus in a huge crowd of Jesus-looking hipsters.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- November 13, 2014
7 Ways My Modern Country Turned Into a Dystopia Overnight
We sat down with Dimitra Nikolaou, a Greek journalist, who told us what to expect if our economy ever goes tits up.
- By Robert Evans, Dimitra Nikolaou
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- November 10, 2014
19 Surprisingly Sexist Messages in Modern Pop Culture
Seriously, get a clue already.
- By AM Smiley
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- November 08, 2014
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