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Cracked Archive - News

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19)
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19)

Trying to stay current with the news is like getting a job manning Earth's complaint desk.

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6 Ways US Elections Look Insane To Non-US Citizens
6 Ways US Elections Look Insane To Non-US Citizens

Lengthy primaries, bitter arguments, colossal amounts of money ... that's just how democracy works, right? But some of those everyday oddities are completely baffling to outsiders.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/12)
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/12)

The news can make it look like the world is directed by Zack Snyder while going through a bitter divorce.

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6 Ugly Things I Learned Selling Guns To Drug Cartels
6 Ugly Things I Learned Selling Guns To Drug Cartels

In 2006, the ATF started experimenting with letting cartels smuggle guns into Mexico. We talked to someone who was a part of this predictable disaster.

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14 Lessons From The Fur Catalog That Follows Me On Instagram
14 Lessons From The Fur Catalog That Follows Me On Instagram

Looking at a woman wearing the chemically-modified corpses of several foxes can really build your confidence.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/5)
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/5)

The news reads like somebody gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and then set the building on fire.

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4 Ways Elections Are Even More Corrupt Than You Think
4 Ways Elections Are Even More Corrupt Than You Think

By the end of this article, you might prefer having shrapnel explode into your skull.

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A Look At Our Future: 5 Nations Who Elected Their Trump
A Look At Our Future: 5 Nations Who Elected Their Trump

For years now, people who preach the exact same brand of hate as Trump (sometimes worse) have been winning elections and gaining power at an alarming rate all over Europe and other parts of the world.

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4 Things You Should Know About Katt Williams' Breakdown
4 Things You Should Know About Katt Williams' Breakdown

Katt Williams might be at 'crying for help' levels here.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/29)
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/29)

The news media knows that if you ever stop being terrified, they go bankrupt.

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The 5 Most Entertaining Dick Moves Of The Election (So Far)
The 5 Most Entertaining Dick Moves Of The Election (So Far)

We say this in all earnestness: Please, won't someone think of the children?

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Going Deep Undercover In A Right Wing Militia Ruined My Life
Going Deep Undercover In A Right Wing Militia Ruined My Life

The FBI keeps pretty strict tabs on militias, for obvious reasons, which often means using paid informants such as Bill Fulton.

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10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26
10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26

People shared these last week like you're right now sharing sad Ben Affleck.

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5 Modern Events That Actually Already Happened In The '80s
5 Modern Events That Actually Already Happened In The '80s

From our movies to music to even our drug epidemics, everything about this decade is screaming '80s.

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10 Simple Facts To Make You Feel Better About This Election
10 Simple Facts To Make You Feel Better About This Election

To prevent all of us from having a rage stroke between now and November, I decided to make a quick guide to help center us during these turdulent times.

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