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9 Disappointing Gifts We All Got as Kids

Just remember, you're only feeding this vicious cycle by buying stuff like this.


2014 Summarized in 140 Characters or Less

If you've been living under a rock, in a cave, or just spent the entire year high off gas fumes then don't worry, we've got your back on all the news you missed out on.


6 Insane Real Police Responses to Clearly Fake Crimes

You literally cannot believe your eyes anymore. And someone needs to tell the authorities that.


5 Reasons We Will Always Blame the Victim

Sometimes the only difference between victim blaming and vigilantism is your dedication to the cause.


2 New Shirts for 'Hunger Games' and Groot Fans

Sriracha has as much identity as any district, nation, or mockingjay.


5 Surprising Insider Facts About Welfare

The biggest waste of taxpayer dollars on welfare is the money we spend trying to prevent people from getting welfare.


2 New Shirts for TMNT and 'Doctor Who' Fans

These new designs are rad as hell and perfect for any wardrobe.


4 Seemingly Normal Things That Are Inexplicably Hard to Find

Turns out there are a lot of things that are as hard to find as Jesus in a huge crowd of Jesus-looking hipsters.


7 Ways My Modern Country Turned Into a Dystopia Overnight

We sat down with Dimitra Nikolaou, a Greek journalist, who told us what to expect if our economy ever goes tits up.


19 Surprisingly Sexist Messages in Modern Pop Culture

Seriously, get a clue already.


4 Types of Ebola Panic That Are Secretly Racist

Ebola is something of a perfect storm of panic. It appeals to weird things buried in society, exploiting a lot of fears that we should've outgrown decades ago.