Cracked Archive - News
The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10-11)
Some weeks the news cycle is like a runaway train made entirely out of clown cars.
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594 The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/4)
While you're busy packing your bags for that shuttle to Mars, news happens.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/27)
Look, we get it. Once you find out that your patronus is a three-legged alley cat, it's hard to get motivated to check on the news.
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6 Reasons Breitbart Is The Most Batsh!t Crazy Website Ever
Breitbart makes Fox News look like the BBC.
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- By Jim Avery
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/20)
It's getting so you can't check the news without your smart phone bursting into flames.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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Bayer Purchased Monsanto (And We Are All Screwed)
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5 Ways Losing The Presidency Sucks Even More Than You Think
Running for president and then losing is the first step toward a life of soul-crushing misery and heartache.
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- By Michael Hossey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/13)
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/6)
Sure, you could keep up with the news. But then you'd miss the balls-to-the-wall action of Mark Hamill shaving his beard.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/30)
Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whack-a-Mole with a spork.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/23)
We feel you. Some weeks you just get too busy erecting life-sized, naked Trump statues to keep up with the news.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/16)
It's not just you. It's gotten a little weird, out there. Even the news seems like an Orwellian fever dream.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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5 Movies That Inadvertently Changed The Course Of US History
There are plenty of responsibilities where cribbing off of whatever's new on Netflix is a really, really bad idea. Like shaping government policies.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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The 5 Most Insane Twist Endings Of Real Missing Person Cases
Modern technology makes it pretty difficult for a person to drop off the face of the Earth. But back when that was more common, missing persons cases used to get super weird.
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- By Robin Warder
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/9)
Sure, you could keep up with the news. but then you'd miss out on the balls-to-the-wall action of Olympic mixed doubles badminton.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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