Cracked Archive - News

5 Huge News Stories Of 2015 (We Immediately Forgot)

Don't worry, Ariana Grande, in our hearts you'll always be a doughnut licker instead of doing whatever that thing it is that you do.

0
Photoplasty

18 News Stories Altered To Actually Tell The Truth (12/20)

Google is revealing some truly freaky stuff with their technology.

204

How 8 Stores Are Fighting The War On Christmas

Family Dollar is clearly not ashamed to love Christmas in a Christmas-hating world, and that's an admirable trait for any soldier to have.

0
Pictofacts

29 Ridiculous 'News' Stories You Thought Were True In 2015

No, Pope Paul VI never proclaimed our pets are going to heaven.

419

5 Petty Ways People Are Ruining Christmas This Year

Red Starbucks cups are so last month. Here some new things for your family to yell about over Christmas dinner.

0

6 Reasons You've Probably Read Russian Propaganda Today

Russian propaganda slips into our reading every day. Straight from the Kremlin, right into your Facebook feed.

644

We Asked A Mass Shooter Why The Hell This Keeps Happening

What we think we know about these people is either grossly simplified or outright B.S.

0

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/15)

Watching the news, it's clear that the real world is a lot like the 'Star Wars' universe, in the sense that there are lots of people getting limbs hacked off by religious extremists.

612
Photoplasty

If Recent News Was Giving You Truth, Not B.S.

Our gift to you: News stories stripped of political B.S. and human bias. You're welcome and happy holidays.

319

Realistic Reasons WWIII Could Start Anytime Now

ISIS is craving war in Syria and, unfortunately, there are more than a few warhawks running for president who'd like to give it to them.

0

5 BS Myths About Being Poor You Believe Thanks To The Media

As far as most news outlets are concerned, anyone below the poverty line is fair game as a source of national amusement and mockery.

1164

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/8)

Watching the news can leave you with the impression that the world is secretly run by YouTube commenters.

875

The 5 Craziest Stories Of The 2016 Election So Far (Pt. 2)

While everyone is saying equally dumb stuff as Ben Carson, he's the only one suffering in the polls for it.

0
Photoplasty

16 Recent News Stories Altered To Actually Tell The Truth

Flamethrowers are legal to buy, and we advocate arming them on any and all vehicles you own.

120

5 Things That Look Exponentially Creepier When Done Alone

Going to an animated movie for kids by yourself as an adult male is one step away from going to Chuck E. Cheese's alone.

0