Cracked Archive - News

5 Insane Problems All Women In Comedy Deal With Eventually

Being a comedian as well as a lady comes with a different set of challenges and advantages. (Mostly just challenges.)


4 Ways The Presidential Race Has Destroyed Iowa

All the red-white-and-blue hullabaloo that visits Iowa once every four years makes life really, really strange for the people who live there.


4 Groups You Lose Faith In While Working For Charity

Working for for a charitable cause is a noble and amazing endeavor that will inevitably let you down at some point.


The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/26)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to clean up post-blizzard snow drifts by pissing on them.


5 Huge Scandals Happening Right Now (We've Been Ignoring)

It's a weird time to be a soccer player in the United States right now. Why? Because it's apparently a great way to give yourself cancer.


The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/19)

World events are like a game of chess, only there are billions of pieces, no rules, and the board is perched precariously over a landmine.


4 Facts Anti-Government Militias Don't Want You To Know

Why the sudden rash of rebel groups obsessed with tyranny? There's a lot to unpack here -- and even more that's being ignored by most of the media.


What Steven Avery And O.J. Simpson Both Prove About Justice

Up yours, Donnie Wahlberg -- this is how you really compare Avery and O.J.


Your 23 Most Obvious Gun Control Questions (Answered)

No, Obama is not coming for your guns.


The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

Staying current with the news is like trying to put tiny tuxedos on a swarm of angry hornets.


The 6 Dumbest Things We Just Learned The Secret Service Did

It's been more than 50 years since the last time a president died while the Secret Service was babysitting him, though clearly they've dumb-lucked their way into that winning record.


The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to dry out a flooded basement with a sponge.


4 Things Everybody Overlooks When Talking About Trump

Hey, have you heard about Donald Trump's run for president? No, not his current campaign -- his 2000 run when he tried to win the Reform Party nomination but lost to Pat Buchanan.


5 Horrific Experiences I Lived As A Child Refugee

The bloodbaths in the Kakuma refugee camp tended to start with hunger and desperation.


5 Huge News Stories Of 2015 (We Immediately Forgot)

Don't worry, Ariana Grande, in our hearts you'll always be a doughnut licker instead of doing whatever that thing it is that you do.