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So, How Are Terrorists Holding Up During This?

Evil in the time of corona.

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By Cedric Voets

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July 31, 2020

35 Days Later, Officers Figure Out The Starbucks Thing Wasn't A Tampon

The Starbucks tampon mystery has been solved.

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By Dan Duddy

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July 30, 2020

Are Billionaire Donations Really Worth Celebrating?

No one should be in a position to cavalierly give away 30 billion dollars because nobody should have 30 billion dollars.

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By Dan Duddy

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July 30, 2020

5 Ways Crime Is Getting Weird During This

Everyone's had to make changes right now. Even law breakers.

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By Andrea Meno

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July 30, 2020

'Umbrella Guy' Smashing Windows At George Floyd Protest Is Allegedly A White Supremacist

There are people who pretend to be a part of BLM, but are actually white supremacists. Unfortunately, not all of them can be identified by their umbrellas.

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By Dan Duddy

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July 29, 2020

Uh, Maybe Don't Listen To The Demon Sperm Lady

Before conservative Americans start declaring themselves Immanuelsexuals, they might wanna look into what else she believes.

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By Amanda Mannen

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July 29, 2020

Enough With Empty Social Media Challenges Already

We've fallen far from the halcyon days of the Ice Bucket Challenge.

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By Dan Duddy

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July 29, 2020

5 Extremely Random Groups Helping Out In All This

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By Andrea Meno

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July 29, 2020

12 Fascinating 'Now You Know' Facts

Movie and general facts to stick in your noggin.

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By AM Smiley, Chris Pauls

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July 28, 2020

Hey, Let's Ditch Black Friday This Year

It's about time Walmart and Target employees got off on Thanksgiving, but that's not nearly enough.

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By Dan Duddy

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July 28, 2020

Local News Is Giving Time To COVID Conspiracy Theorists

And now, some complete bullshit.

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By Cedric Voets

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July 24, 2020