Cracked Archive - News

5 Insane Problems All Women In Comedy Deal With Eventually

Being a comedian as well as a lady comes with a different set of challenges and advantages. (Mostly just challenges.)

By Eden Dranger
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February 01, 2016

4 Ways The Presidential Race Has Destroyed Iowa

All the red-white-and-blue hullabaloo that visits Iowa once every four years makes life really, really strange for the people who live there.

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By Robert Evans, Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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January 31, 2016

4 Groups You Lose Faith In While Working For Charity

Working for for a charitable cause is a noble and amazing endeavor that will inevitably let you down at some point.

By Kathy Benjamin
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January 27, 2016

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/26)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to clean up post-blizzard snow drifts by pissing on them.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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January 26, 2016

5 Huge Scandals Happening Right Now (We've Been Ignoring)

It's a weird time to be a soccer player in the United States right now. Why? Because it's apparently a great way to give yourself cancer.

By Adam Tod Brown
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January 21, 2016

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/19)

World events are like a game of chess, only there are billions of pieces, no rules, and the board is perched precariously over a landmine.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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January 19, 2016

4 Facts Anti-Government Militias Don't Want You To Know

Why the sudden rash of rebel groups obsessed with tyranny? There's a lot to unpack here -- and even more that's being ignored by most of the media.

By David Christopher Bell
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January 14, 2016

What Steven Avery And O.J. Simpson Both Prove About Justice

Up yours, Donnie Wahlberg -- this is how you really compare Avery and O.J.

By Adam Tod Brown
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January 14, 2016

Your 23 Most Obvious Gun Control Questions (Answered)

No, Obama is not coming for your guns.

By Luke McKinney
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January 12, 2016

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

Staying current with the news is like trying to put tiny tuxedos on a swarm of angry hornets.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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January 12, 2016

The 6 Dumbest Things We Just Learned The Secret Service Did

It's been more than 50 years since the last time a president died while the Secret Service was babysitting him, though clearly they've dumb-lucked their way into that winning record.

By Jason Iannone
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January 08, 2016

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to dry out a flooded basement with a sponge.

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By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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January 05, 2016

4 Things Everybody Overlooks When Talking About Trump

Hey, have you heard about Donald Trump's run for president? No, not his current campaign -- his 2000 run when he tried to win the Reform Party nomination but lost to Pat Buchanan.