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5 Huge News Stories Of 2015 (We Immediately Forgot)
Don't worry, Ariana Grande, in our hearts you'll always be a doughnut licker instead of doing whatever that thing it is that you do.
- By Diana Cook
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- December 22, 2015
18 News Stories Altered To Actually Tell The Truth (12/20)
Google is revealing some truly freaky stuff with their technology.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 20, 2015
How 8 Stores Are Fighting The War On Christmas
Family Dollar is clearly not ashamed to love Christmas in a Christmas-hating world, and that's an admirable trait for any soldier to have.
- By Daniel Dockery
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- December 19, 2015
29 Ridiculous 'News' Stories You Thought Were True In 2015
No, Pope Paul VI never proclaimed our pets are going to heaven.
- By AM Smiley
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- December 19, 2015
5 Petty Ways People Are Ruining Christmas This Year
Red Starbucks cups are so last month. Here some new things for your family to yell about over Christmas dinner.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- December 18, 2015
6 Reasons You've Probably Read Russian Propaganda Today
Russian propaganda slips into our reading every day. Straight from the Kremlin, right into your Facebook feed.
- By Robert Evans, Jim Kovpak
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- December 16, 2015
We Asked A Mass Shooter Why The Hell This Keeps Happening
What we think we know about these people is either grossly simplified or outright B.S.
- By Robert Evans
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- December 15, 2015
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/15)
Watching the news, it's clear that the real world is a lot like the 'Star Wars' universe, in the sense that there are lots of people getting limbs hacked off by religious extremists.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- December 15, 2015
If Recent News Was Giving You Truth, Not B.S.
Our gift to you: News stories stripped of political B.S. and human bias. You're welcome and happy holidays.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 13, 2015
Realistic Reasons WWIII Could Start Anytime Now
ISIS is craving war in Syria and, unfortunately, there are more than a few warhawks running for president who'd like to give it to them.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- December 10, 2015
5 BS Myths About Being Poor You Believe Thanks To The Media
As far as most news outlets are concerned, anyone below the poverty line is fair game as a source of national amusement and mockery.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- December 09, 2015
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/8)
Watching the news can leave you with the impression that the world is secretly run by YouTube commenters.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- December 08, 2015
The 5 Craziest Stories Of The 2016 Election So Far (Pt. 2)
While everyone is saying equally dumb stuff as Ben Carson, he's the only one suffering in the polls for it.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- December 06, 2015
16 Recent News Stories Altered To Actually Tell The Truth
Flamethrowers are legal to buy, and we advocate arming them on any and all vehicles you own.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- December 06, 2015
5 Things That Look Exponentially Creepier When Done Alone
Going to an animated movie for kids by yourself as an adult male is one step away from going to Chuck E. Cheese's alone.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- December 04, 2015
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