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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/28/17)
The weekly news cycle like a wiki -- you can never tell what's based on fact and what's been made up by trolls.
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5 B.S. ‘Ironic’ News Stories The Public Swallowed Whole
The media will go to great lengths to get us to click on their headlines.
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Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (3/17/17)
You can thank us later for how smart and interesting you're going to sound to all your friends and families and cats.
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/21/17)
Just when you think you've got the news media matrix figured out, somebody reboots it.
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10 Bizarre Facts To Stick In Your Brain (3/10/17)
Cracked.com: Making you sound smart and/or interesting in a social setting since 1958.
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/14/17)
Keeping up with meaningful news stories is like trying to follow a pre-dawn Twitter rant. No reasonable person can be expected to make sense of it all.
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Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know
At some point in the very near future, you are going to need to sound smart and/or interesting. We're here to help with that.
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/7/17)
Keeping up with meaningful news stories is like trying to find an M&M in a Skittles factory.
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10 Ridiculous Facts We Learned This Week (2/24/17)
We can't promise that any of these fascinating facts will save your life -- or, for that matter, be of any practical use whatsoever.
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/28/17)
Keeping up with the news is like shopping at a big box store. It's busy, it's confusing, and there's just so much of everything.
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/21/17)
The news is like the endless, vaguely terrifying disclaimers at the end of a prescription drug commercial.
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/14/17)
The weekly news cycle is like a giant box of Conversation Hearts -- some of it makes sense, but the rest is indecipherable garbage.
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Everything You Need To Know About Pizzagate (Is Insane)
The people who concocted this theory should be ashamed for wasting a perfectly good name like 'Pizzagate.'
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/7/17)
This week we rolled out our weekly news feature like the good SuperBowl ads -- a few at a time, spread out over time.
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/31/17)
The weekly news cycle is like a Shia LaBeouf performance piece.
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