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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/16)
The news is like an episode of 'Game Of Thrones,' only more people die and the characters' decisions somehow make even less sense.
649 The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/9)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity. So we're here to help.
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- By Ted E.
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6 Insane News Stories About Terrorism (That Were Total B.S.)
It's time for part 47 billion of our 219-quintillion-part series on fiction passed off as news.
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- By Jason Iannone
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/2)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity.
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- By Ted E.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/26)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity.
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- By Ted E.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/19)
Sometimes it seems like the world is run by Skynet, after it got infected with malware from an Eastern European porn site.
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- By Ted E.
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13 Things You Didn't Know You Should Know
The world is like a movie written by a dozen coked-up screenwriters, the script of which was then eaten by one of their dogs, forcing the actors to try to perform their parts by reading the shit.
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- By Ted E.
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The 14 Most Important Stories You Probably Missed
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
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- By Ted E.
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6 Reasons Why The Cops Keep Killing People (Besides Racism)
When will cops freaking stop killing people?
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- By CRACKED Staff, Chris Radomile
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The 13 Biggest Stories Of The Week (You May Have Missed)
Following the news is like trying to listen to a confusing tale told by a madman who insists on talking with his butt cheeks like Ace Ventura.
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- By Ted E.
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/21)
The world is dark and full of terrors, and no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important news story while maintaining their sanity.
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- By Ted E.
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5 Baffling Dick Moves That Won Actual Lawsuits
The legal system is messed up, man.
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- By CRACKED Staff
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6 Totally Confusing Crime Sprees That Are Baffling Police
We've assembled a gallery of the strangest rogues you might one day find in Arkham's minimum security wing.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Headlines That Prove The Media Doesn't Understand Politics
Here are the first of what will probably be thousands of B.S. political news stories the media refused to get right.
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- By M. Asher Cantrell
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/14)
We have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous headlines from the last week (or so).
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- By Ted E.
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