Cracked Archive - News
Trump has sunk to the stinking depths of being unparodiable.
- By Ian Fortey
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- October 13, 2016
This election cycle has given us plenty, but dig deeper, and there are so, so, so, so many more times when Donald Trump has proven himself to be a festering wart on the genitals of America.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- October 13, 2016
Some weeks the news cycle is like a runaway train made entirely out of clown cars.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- October 11, 2016
A message to the people painting swastikas on Donald Trump signs this fall: We're gonna need you to be more specific.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- October 06, 2016
An election that happened thousands of miles away is what deserves the bulk of our attention today.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- October 06, 2016
While you're busy packing your bags for that shuttle to Mars, news happens.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- October 04, 2016
NASA's research history includes projects that are far from the ordinary rocket engine tests and spacesuit building, and veer right into Twilight Zone territory.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- October 01, 2016
I interviewed a spokesman with the DEA, along with four experts in the field, to find out why a whole bunch of people with terrible, chronic pain are about to become criminals.
- By Robert Evans
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- September 29, 2016
Look, we get it. Once you find out that your patronus is a three-legged alley cat, it's hard to get motivated to check on the news.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- September 27, 2016
Breitbart makes Fox News look like the BBC.
- By Jim Avery
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- September 27, 2016
Keep your eye out for the following headlines, and trust us when we say they should never be shared in conjunction with that laugh-cry emoji you love so much.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- September 24, 2016
Ever find yourself longingly watching families holding hands? Slowing down time when a child runs into the arms of their smiling dad, like in a bad Hallmark commercial? You might be feeling the symptoms of having an estranged father.
- By Lorelei Ramirez
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- September 24, 2016
As the 2016 election approaches its home stretch, Donald Trump is still finding time to invent basically everything he does.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- September 22, 2016
NBC is actively endorsing Trump, all while pretending they cut ties well over a year ago with the man they helped make a star.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- September 22, 2016
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