Sure, these are real jobs in that you do them for money, but, come on, it's not like you're actually working, right? Wrong.
Here are a few reasons why no U.S. president should ever want a second term.
It isn't just our love of being drunk that unites us with our furry and feathery cousins. It turns out, once they get wasted, animals start acting a lot like humans.
"There are no bad ideas." -The Government
Sometimes, supposedly fully grown rulers of nations lose their shit and decide to just outright blanket ban absurd things for even more absurd reasons.
The Cos apparently isn't too keen on the whole 'practice what you preach' thing.
If possible, get these out of the way when you're young and not yet bogged down with legitimate adult problems.
It is almost like we constantly need something to be panicking about, proving that the next generation is going to be so much worse than ours is.
Chances are you're already more than qualified to be a substitute teacher. Now hold on and put down the tweed coat, because there are a few things you should know before you rush off to shape the minds of young people.