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5 Alright Bands That Are One Tiny Change Away From Greatness
The Foo Fighters best albums were all done using three band members. Can't be a coincidence.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 10, 2016
Why Donald Trump Doesn't Tell It Like It Is
Donald Trump does not tell it like it is and does not say what people wish they could say. He says what people are entertained to hear.
- By Felix Clay
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- March 09, 2016
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/8)
The news is crafted specifically to cater to people who enjoy being angry and/or terrified.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- March 08, 2016
My Brief Time As Donald Trump's Campaign Manager
To do over again, sure, I probably wouldn't have helped Donald Trump run for president.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- March 06, 2016
12 Real News Stories, Adjusted By Us For Insanity (3/4)
'Long-running Internet meme comes to an end.'
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 04, 2016
5 Very Possible Nightmare Scenarios From A Trump Presidency
Let's talk about why we're doomed, America!
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 03, 2016
5 Ways We Got The Trump Campaign Wrong: An Insider Explains
How did Donald Trump do it, and why didn't any of the conventional political experts see it coming?
- By Robert Evans
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- March 01, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/1)
The news can seem like this is all an elaborate prank being played by a billionaire for his reality show.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- March 01, 2016
15 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/26)
'Pope reacts as a normal human being to a minor incident with the Mexican crowd. Bigots wet their pants.'
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 26, 2016
Why Professor Indiana Jones Was Hated By His Colleagues
We must say that the title 'God Melted Some Nazi Faces In Front Of Me' simply doesn't fit our journal's aesthetic.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- February 23, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/23)
Today's news is like a less plausible version of the wacky fake headlines from 1980s movies set in the future.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- February 23, 2016
14 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/19)
'Republicans honor Scalia's devotion to the Constitution by ignoring it to delay successor's appointment.'
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 19, 2016
5 Reasons To Like (Or At Least Respect) Martin Shkreli
I have a feeling this won't be a popular column. Don't ask me why. Just a feeling, I suppose.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 18, 2016
I'm Asian: 6 Forms Of Racism I Deal With Every Day
Just because it's no longer socially acceptable doesn't mean people don't still harbor some subconscious racist beliefs.
- By Dennis Hong
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- February 17, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/16)
The news is like 'The Walking Dead,' only without that show's sense of naive optimism.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- February 16, 2016
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