Cracked Archive - News
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/14/17)
Keeping up with meaningful news stories is like trying to follow a pre-dawn Twitter rant. No reasonable person can be expected to make sense of it all.
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680 Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know
At some point in the very near future, you are going to need to sound smart and/or interesting. We're here to help with that.
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- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/7/17)
Keeping up with meaningful news stories is like trying to find an M&M in a Skittles factory.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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10 Ridiculous Facts We Learned This Week (2/24/17)
We can't promise that any of these fascinating facts will save your life -- or, for that matter, be of any practical use whatsoever.
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- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/28/17)
Keeping up with the news is like shopping at a big box store. It's busy, it's confusing, and there's just so much of everything.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/21/17)
The news is like the endless, vaguely terrifying disclaimers at the end of a prescription drug commercial.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/14/17)
The weekly news cycle is like a giant box of Conversation Hearts -- some of it makes sense, but the rest is indecipherable garbage.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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Everything You Need To Know About Pizzagate (Is Insane)
The people who concocted this theory should be ashamed for wasting a perfectly good name like 'Pizzagate.'
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- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/7/17)
This week we rolled out our weekly news feature like the good SuperBowl ads -- a few at a time, spread out over time.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/31/17)
The weekly news cycle is like a Shia LaBeouf performance piece.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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5 Huge Problems Nobody Told You About American Healthcare
The causes of our terrible health care system are pretty obvious, but for some reason, nobody has figured out how to make them go away.
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- By Jim Avery
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/24/17)
No reasonable person can stay sane keeping up with every headline, which is why we're doing it for you.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/17/17)
Keeping up with the news is like trying to build pyramids out of sand.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/10/17)
Keeping up with the news is like trying to decipher a 'Westworld' timeline.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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5 Huge (And Under-Reported) Problems With Trump's Cabinet
We're about to have the Legion Of Doom running this country. And we aren't talking about the awesomely spiked tag team of wrestling fame.
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- By Nimby Smith
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