Oddly specific parallels arise between this eight-year-old comic book arc and the ridiculous, disconcerting mess we now call a reality.
We're not sure how to tell you this, but while you were off having a holiday, the news kept happening. And happening.
These are the shiny dangling keys of 2016.
Check out these ridiculous, real headlines from the past year, and imagine telling them to yourself at the beginning of 2016.
It's our responsibility as Americans to delve into the details of his absurd anti-immigration strategy and expose the utter nonsense of it all.
Keeping up with the news is like going to the mall on December 20. It's frantic, you can never find what you're looking for, and there's always someone screaming.
I'm going to reach back in time to have a bitter but productive debate with the 1999 'Fight Club really speaks to me!' Republican version of myself.
While it might feel as if 2016's suckiness has doomed us all, keep in mind that we've been here many, many times before.
Being captured by terrorists isn't exactly a walk in the park. But they do have Xbox.
If you dig into Trump's tweets, as I've had the misfortune of doing, you'll notice a trend.
We talked to Muhammad about living in a sneak preview of a horrifying Skynet future. Here's what we learned.
Is the Electoral College a useful check built in for good reasons, or is it an antiquated and insane system that is a stain on our national honor, like the Nielsen ratings system?