Staying current with the news is like trying to put tiny tuxedos on a swarm of angry hornets.
It's been more than 50 years since the last time a president died while the Secret Service was babysitting him, though clearly they've dumb-lucked their way into that winning record.
'New Netflix series makes every neckbeard an expert investigator.'
Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to dry out a flooded basement with a sponge.
Hey, have you heard about Donald Trump's run for president? No, not his current campaign -- his 2000 run when he tried to win the Reform Party nomination but lost to Pat Buchanan.
Don't worry, Ariana Grande, in our hearts you'll always be a doughnut licker instead of doing whatever that thing it is that you do.
Google is revealing some truly freaky stuff with their technology.
No, Pope Paul VI never proclaimed our pets are going to heaven.
Red Starbucks cups are so last month. Here some new things for your family to yell about over Christmas dinner.
Russian propaganda slips into our reading every day. Straight from the Kremlin, right into your Facebook feed.
What we think we know about these people is either grossly simplified or outright B.S.
Watching the news, it's clear that the real world is a lot like the 'Star Wars' universe, in the sense that there are lots of people getting limbs hacked off by religious extremists.