Cracked Archive - News
Some days you have to choose between the news and your sanity.
The news media is like a dripping faucet that’s in every room of the house.
Just in case you needed more evidence that Gawker was garbage ...
- By Adam Wears
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The news is specifically crafted to keep you swinging from rage to terror and back again.
Some weeks the news is like a clown hiding in your sewer.
Keeping up with the news is like jumping into a passing flash mob.
Despite the fact that this sordid tale is all over every (non-FOX) news station these days, the press has somehow neglected to tell you the weirdest parts.
- By Justin Crockett
We get it. You'd rather chew your own foot off than check the news right now.