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18 Random Facts To Insert Yourself Into Conversations
We provide the facts -- you provide the smoothness.
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- By Cracked Writers, Andres Diplotti
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Woman Returns Stolen Items From Pompeii After 15 Years of Bad Luck
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- By Carly Tennes
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Just In Time For Halloween, Someone's Selling Half A Christmas Tree
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Chilling Murderers Who Met Their Ends In Ridiculous Twists
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- By Ryan Menezes
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
Newman is Back -- Seinfeld's Annoying TV Neighbor Stars In Voting PSA
Hello again, Newman ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Priest Gets Caught Having a Threesome On The Altar Of His Church, Getting More Than Most of Us These Days
Do you think they called him 'father' or 'daddy?'
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- By Carly Tennes
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Stripper Voting Campaign 'Get Your Booty To The Poll' Aims to Encourage Voting
As Stephen Colbert put it, 'that, my friends, is democracy at twerk.'
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- By Carly Tennes
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Japan's Super Mario Theme Park Looks Adorable (But Needs More Waluigi)
Time to go drown our sorrows in a Luigi soda, folks.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Reporters Keep Quoting Fake Van Halen Interview (Whoops)
Journalists, they're just like your grandma on Facebook!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Friendly Reminder That Kellyanne Conway's Daughter Is Still A Kid
To steal a quote from that one guy from 2007, leave Claudia alone.
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Sweater Guy' Ken Bone Is Not Someone To Listen To In 2020
Ken Bone is back, and as undecided as ever.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Prisoners Forced To Listen To 'Baby Shark' For Hours as Punishment
It's an inhuman punishment, doot doot doo doot doot doo.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Gay Twitter Is Taking Over the Proud Boys Hashtag
Finally, a news story that is actually all sunshine and rainbows.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Concerts in 2020 Are About To Be So Weird
Roblox isn't just for Lil Pump videos anymore.
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- By Carly Tennes
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And Now, Compelling Evidence Shrek Is Secretly Jewish
Time to send Shrek an early invite to your Hanukkah Zoom call.
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- By Carly Tennes
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