22 Mix-Ups and Mess-Ups That Make Wile E. Coyote Look Like James Bond

Fails and face-plants for the Hall of Shame
22 Mix-Ups and Mess-Ups That Make Wile E. Coyote Look Like James Bond
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These clumsy clunkers were so accident-prone that they tripped and fell on the walk to their Hall of Shame induction! They luckily had a good sense of humor about it. How could you not, really? If your life as a fail was nothing but a failure, it’d be pretty depressing to take it to heart. 

So don’t feel bad for these fails. The people involved may never get over them, but on the whole, these blunder-filled moments in time don’t take themselves that seriously.

Bad First Date

Yesnowaitsorry 6y ago Not me, but a mate. Не was out on a first date. According to him, on his first mouthful of food some of it hit the back of his throat and he coughed. A piece of food flew out and landed on his dates food. Apparently she didn't see the funny side. If memory serves correctly she didn't eat any of her food. 1.3K ...

Faceplant

KiwiPin0 6y ago | hit face first into a street light lamp post because I was staring (while walking) at a beautiful girl walking towards the direction where I am coming from. It was in front of the main gate of our university. Hundreds of students saw it. My friends laughed hard as hell. 4.3K ...

Watch This!

Tostonn 6y ago | was at my friends birthday party in high school and was super drunk. Ran up to a group of people and said Watch this! | then proceeded to run and dive into a bounce house only for the Velcro lined entrance to grab my sweats/boxers and pull them down to my ankles. I'll never forget the looks of horror on their faces while I laid there on my back with my legs in the air showing off all my goodies 2K ...

Deadbeat Dad

iseusester 1y ago There was the guy who said he did not have children (my online dating profile made it clear that I neither have nor want children), and then dropped into conversation halfway through dinner that he did, in fact, have children but it's okay because I don't see them often. Dude! That's worse! Oh, and the guy who spent the entire time comparing me to his ex-wife. By the end of a glass of wine I wanted to ask for her number so I could congratulate her on being rid of this dingbat. + 463 Reply ...

Microwavable?

MeesterPepper 5y ago Every few weeks | catch my roommate trying to put his metal tea strainer in the microwave. This is inspite of the fact that our first week living in this apartment, he destroyed the microwave and had to pay for a new one because he put a metal tea strainer in the microwave. 37K ...

Eggs

cynicalkerfuffle 5y ago 19yo dude: How do you cook a fried egg? Gave him instructions and left him to it. Came back a while later to ask how it went. Fine in the end but it took a few attempts because the yolk kept breaking. What do you mean kept breaking? Well I kept throwing them away because I thought breaking the yolk made it poisonous. Once again, he was 19 years old. 20K ...

Sheets

Hans_Brix_III 5y ago Three months into our freshman year of college a friend of mine developed a rash. | suggested he look into hypoallergenic sheets and swap out his others. His response: I've used the same sheets since we moved in, it's not the sheets. Mind you, not the same <type> of sheets, but the same exact sheets unchanged and slept/eaten upon/etc. for three months. 3.1K ...

Paying Bills

ReddishWedding2018 5y ago Edited 5y ago A friend who was pushing 40 had never paid a bill before. She had gone from living with her parents to living in a dorm to living with her parents again until she got married, then she got divorced and was living on her own for the first time. Got a text from her asking if my power was out too, then she realized it was just her. Her excuse was she never paid attention to the bills because she thought they were receipts and that the cost was included in her rent. Her

Peeing

meminio 5y ago Maybe I'm late into this but my GF's grandfather had started to be, let's say less accurate when peeing standing and leaving a mess in the washroom. I suggested that there's nothing wrong with sitting down for peeing and that would make life easier for everybody. All her family stared at me like in shock. True my GF and her family didn't know that males can pee while sitting. Everybody in that family thought that as a male, the only physical way to pee is standing. I was almost asked to demonstrate in front of them that

Bank Robbers

A bank robber tripped multiple times and dropped the money. Some bushes got the best of a bank robber in Shreveport, Louisiana, after he tripped on them 3 times during his getaway. Не made it to his getaway vehicle but those bushes claimed his mask and some of his hard earned cash. CRACKED

Bad Interview

... TELL US NOW. Keith D. says, I used to work at a mall store and a girl came in for an interview one day. We asked her, Why would you be a good fit here?' and she enthusiastically said 'Oh, I'd be a GREAT fit here! I love this place so much, it's my safe haven! I used to steal from here all the time, but I don't any more!' CRACKED.COM

The Robber Who Got Stuck in a Chimney

A robber got stuck in the chimney. Keith Schultz and his girlfriend tripped the home security alarm when he got stuck in the chimney and she broke into the house to help him. Firefighters had to free him, and his mugshot looks like Zoolander getting the black lung, Pop. CRACKED

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22 Mix-Ups and Mess-Ups That Make Wile E. Coyote Look Like James Bond

Failure to Launch

22 Mix-Ups and Mess-Ups That Make Wile E. Coyote Look Like James Bond

Wine Mishap

22 Mix-Ups and Mess-Ups That Make Wile E. Coyote Look Like James Bond

Russian Warehouse Worker

22 Mix-Ups and Mess-Ups That Make Wile E. Coyote Look Like James Bond

Harbinger Households

Harbinger households predict market failures by always choosing the wrong products. CRACKED.COM The research paper 'The Surprising Breadth of Har- bingers of Failure' claimed that households in certain zip codes could predict the market by usually choos- ing products destined to fail.

Judo

Blutwolf . 1 10y My buddy who does way more Judo than people should flipped his girlfriend clean over during a surprise party and broke her arm, thought she was an intruder. Needless to say, they're married now. ... 2k

Forgotten

mrstring 10y My ex threw a surprise birthday party for her best friend, it was great! Except she forgot it was my birthday too. ... 2

PTSD

war-scribe . 10y Guy I know has some heavy PTSD, a lot better then he used to be. His wife threw him a surprise 30th birthday party at their house. Word of advice, don't stand in the fatal funnel when surprising a person like this. The shouts of surprise changed to don't shoot very quickly. His wife caught his arm mid-draw. The guy in front of the door took a while to calm down. All his service buddies thought it was damn funny (they were well around the corners of the hall). ... 14

Bathroom Emergency

KPexEAw . 10y My 19th birthday surprise party (30 years ago), I had to go the bathroom as soon as I got in the door, they hid all the shoes in there. ... 3

Surprise!

Captainhowarth . 1 10y My friend got back from deployment, it was my job to take him out and keep him away whilst they prepare his house. When we arrive everyone jumps out, friend reacts automatically punching someone in the face and throwing himself out of the door at the same time. Two chipped teeth and a sprained wrist. ... 208

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