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Why We Shouldn't Celebrate Spicer's Exit From The Podium
Why We Shouldn't Celebrate Spicer's Exit From The Podium

No doubt, Sean Spicer's six-month performance will become a cult classic.

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Why Trump's Tough-As-Nails Man Lawyer Is Undefeatable
Why Trump's Tough-As-Nails Man Lawyer Is Undefeatable

John Dowd is like your grandpa if your grandpa was a pissed-off homunculus forged from every Alpha Beta in the 1987 classic 'Revenge Of The Nerds.'

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/27/17)
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/27/17)

Some weeks the news plays like an episode of 'Lost' -- and not that first season where it sorta made sense.

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7 Secret (And Stupid) Rules For Working For President Trump
7 Secret (And Stupid) Rules For Working For President Trump

Life inside the White House sure seems to have gotten a lot weirder in the past few months.

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Computers Won't Take Your Jobs, They're Creating New Ones
Computers Won't Take Your Jobs, They're Creating New Ones

How dire is the situation of robots taking our jobs? I took a deep dive into the evidence, and sat down with some experts, to try and figure that out.

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Why The Deeply Red Georgia Could Go Blue Any Second Now
Why The Deeply Red Georgia Could Go Blue Any Second Now

Even a squeaker of a win for Jon Ossoff has the possibility of triggering an extremely entertaining panic.

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The Secret Good President Trump Is Doing For America
The Secret Good President Trump Is Doing For America

I just want to take a moment to give a big, warm, heartfelt thank you to secret hero Donald Trump.

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America, Please Stop Creating Myths About Your Presidents
America, Please Stop Creating Myths About Your Presidents

Why do we even have a Hall of Presidents?

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Think Your School Is Rough? Mine Was Run By ISIS
Think Your School Is Rough? Mine Was Run By ISIS

What's it like when knife-wielding lunatics are controlling your school curriculum? We went to Mosul to find out.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/20/17)
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/20/17)

The weekly news cycle is like the disclaimers at the end of a prescription drug commercial.

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This Transcript Of Trump's Cabinet Meeting Really Stinks
This Transcript Of Trump's Cabinet Meeting Really Stinks

President Trump entered the room, and immediately farted.

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7 People Who Unearthed Huge Scandals (And Got No Credit)
7 People Who Unearthed Huge Scandals (And Got No Credit)

For every Bob Woodward, every Snowden, and every Carl Bernstein, there are a bunch of unknown schmucks who have changed the world without us ever noticing them.

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