Cracked Archive - News
5 Weird Ways America Has Returned To The Dark Ages
The Dark Ages earned that name at least in part because there's a noticeable lack of contemporary records, a trait eerily similar to our country today.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 11, 2016
18 News Stories That Forgot To Tell You The Best Part
Well, maybe Steve Harvey's gaff was some sort of karmic retribution in the end.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 10, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/9)
The news is like an alarm that sounds 24 hours a day, alternately screaming that you're going to die and that you need to ask your doctor about erectile dysfunction pills.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- February 09, 2016
5 Realities Of Smog So Bad It Blots Out The Sun
Beijing, we're finding out, has the kind of pollution that makes it seem like you're downwind from a freaking volcano eruption.
- By Robert Evans, Tyler Roney
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- February 09, 2016
6 Ugly Things You Learn About Donald Trump Reading His Books
May my Kindle forgive me for what I have done to it.
- By Robert Evans
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- February 05, 2016
15 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/05)
'Idris Elba Gets Two Consolation Prizes For His Oscar Snub'
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 05, 2016
5 Things That Shouldn't Be Sold Online (But Totally Are)
Brass knuckles? Paper weights? What's the actual difference anyway?
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 04, 2016
4 Reasons Flint's Water Crisis Is Worse Than You Think
The incompetence and lying behind the scenes that led to the lead-laced water poisoning thousands of people is as staggering as it is terrifying.
- By Anonymous, Saundra Sorenson
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- February 03, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/2)
Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to binge-watch every movie in the 'Gory Psychological Horror' and 'Violent Political Drama' categories on Netflix.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- February 02, 2016
5 Insane Problems All Women In Comedy Deal With Eventually
Being a comedian as well as a lady comes with a different set of challenges and advantages. (Mostly just challenges.)
- By Eden Dranger
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- February 01, 2016
4 Ways The Presidential Race Has Destroyed Iowa
All the red-white-and-blue hullabaloo that visits Iowa once every four years makes life really, really strange for the people who live there.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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- January 31, 2016
19 'Real' Headlines The Media Is Too Afraid To Write (1/29)
'Walking Joke Supports Running Joke.'
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 29, 2016
4 Groups You Lose Faith In While Working For Charity
Working for for a charitable cause is a noble and amazing endeavor that will inevitably let you down at some point.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- January 27, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/26)
Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to clean up post-blizzard snow drifts by pissing on them.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- January 26, 2016
23 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write- 1/24/16
Cheap gas spurs Mad Max-like rush to the gas station.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- January 24, 2016
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