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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/2)
Look, we get it. Those Gilmore Girls aren't going to binge-watch themselves. That's why we quickly summarized the most ridiculous recent news stories.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- August 02, 2016
The 5 Most Exciting (And Gross) Realities Of Life In A Tank
We don't want to glamorize violence, but c'mon... tanks are awesome. That's why we set out to learn more. Here's what we discovered.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- August 01, 2016
24 News Stories Too Hopeful For The Media To Report Them
Despite what the media reports, there are good things going on around the world.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 01, 2016
Republicans Think Hillary Clinton Is A Literal Witch
Remember that time Ben Carson said Hillary Clinton was in cahoots with the devil?
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- July 30, 2016
8 Reasons My Therapist Wants Greg (And Can't Have Him)
Jane asks me a lot of questions about the boys I date ... especially Greg. And she's extremely disapproving. Like overly disapproving.
- By Teresa Lee
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- July 30, 2016
5 Reasons (Almost) Everyone Was Wrong About Trump
You jerks! I said this was going to happen.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- July 28, 2016
Staples Of Everyday Life (That Will Soon Be Obsolete)
Start hoarding now, folks.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 27, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/26)
Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to assemble a jigsaw puzzle with half the pieces gone and the rest coated in sewage.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- July 26, 2016
Why I Kept My Rape By A Priest A Secret (And Can't Anymore)
Our source was molested back in the '80s, and he never reported it to anyone outside of the Church. For 30 years, he's kept quiet. And then he spoke to us.
- By Robert Evans
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- July 25, 2016
The 7 Dirtiest Tricks Politicians Use To Make You Like Them
Every election, politicians keep serving us up the same crap -- stuff that has nothing to do with their ability to lead.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- July 23, 2016
The RNC Stayed Safe Because Of This Clown (Seriously)
A lot of folks deserve credit for keeping the RNC protests peaceful, but in my experience covering all four days, one man stood above the rest: Vermin Supreme.
- By Robert Evans
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- July 22, 2016
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