The Olympics would definitely be way more interesting if they included a badass obstacle race like in the olden days. Plus, today, you could outfit all the participants with a GoPro and stream their feeds. Anyway, here’s another batch of Now-You-Know facts about hardcore old-school Olympics events, and 12 other things:

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