Cracked Archive - News
What do we really know about terrorism, aside from 'it's bad' and 'Die Hard?'
- By Adam Pilarski
Keeping up with the news is like running in a hamster wheel made of barbed wire.
The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie.
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Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whac-A-Mole with your face.
The Trump presidency is causing a number of scary effects that haven't hit the headlines yet, whose impacts could linger for years.
- By Justin Crockett
You're welcome for making you a purveyor of honest small talk.
The weekly news cycle has turned into a funhouse mirror maze.
At no cost whatsoever, we are providing these completely true facts you can use to spice up your small talk.
The news outlets are the Tamagotchis of the new millennium.
Not to sound like Trump, but there are actually several reasons to harbor a strong dislike for the 'NYT.'
- By Mark Hill