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Twitter's New Auto-Mute Feature Hides Its Precious Trolls
The platform wants to be more.
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- By Cedric Voets
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45 Miley’s Not Sorry, & Other Celebrity News You Need To Know
More celebrity news than you can shake a stick at.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Britain's New Porn Law Is Insanely Stupid
The government has dreamed up a more discreet system for accessing porn: asking your local mini-mart guy.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Surprising Ways America Is Actually Moving Backwards
When people wax nostalgic, it's typically for fun stuff, like old cameras and weathered rocking chairs ... not polio or segregation.
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- By E. Reid Ross, E.M. Caris, Avery Hayden Pierce
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The Simpsons Freemason Conspiracy & Other Crazy New Theories
People believe the darndest things.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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7 Crazy News Stories That Deserve Their Own Movies
Here are a few incidents that deserve more than a mere 15 minutes of fame.
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- By Kelly Stone
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This Here Might Be The Stupidest Legal Argument Ever
A trademark of a popular word is sending the industry into quivers of passionate rage.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Family Guy Makes Hollywood Squirm (& Other Tinseltown News)
Hollywood has been a busy, busy place.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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5 WTF Ways Trump Has Been Immortalized As Artwork
Here are some of the weirdest and wildest pieces in the current Trumpian art movement for you to absorb.
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- By Adam Wears
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Amazon’s Price Hike Is A Good Time To Remember Amazon Sucks
Maybe all that money can go to giving Amazon workers some bathroom breaks
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- By Cedric Voets
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Luigi Gets A Bulge (And Other News That’s Weird AF)
The world is just getting weirder, which is oddly comforting.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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5 Insane Small-Town News Stories You Need To Know About
Every now and then, a story that affects the whole world starts unfolding right in the peaceful heart of Nowhere In Particular.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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The Queen Has Her Own Private (Creepy) Pet Cemetery
She might look all sweet and innocent, but Her Majesty has a dark secret.
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- By Adam Wears
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Britain Just Created An Immigration Crisis Dumber Than DACA
It's hard to top the boneheaded antics of the Trump administration when it comes to immigration, but Britain is certainly trying its best right now.
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- By Adam Wears
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Katy's Gut, Arnie's Heart, & Other Celeb Parts Making News
Celebrities being wacky is one of the constants in the universe.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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