Katt Williams might be at 'crying for help' levels here.
The news media knows that if you ever stop being terrified, they go bankrupt.
We say this in all earnestness: Please, won't someone think of the children?
The FBI keeps pretty strict tabs on militias, for obvious reasons, which often means using paid informants such as Bill Fulton.
People shared these last week like you're right now sharing sad Ben Affleck.
From our movies to music to even our drug epidemics, everything about this decade is screaming '80s.
To prevent all of us from having a rage stroke between now and November, I decided to make a quick guide to help center us during these turdulent times.
The news often reads like humankind's angry, rambling suicide note.
Trump supporters, like Trump himself, use the "I'm rubber and you're glue" style of argumentation to great success.
Apparently Russia has a troll factory.
Man, you guys sure love lions, huh?
Trump going toe-to-toe with the Gorn would be way better than the next Star Trek film.
The news is like a series of strangers saying, 'This milk is spoiled! Here, smell it! I SAID SMELL IT.'
Politician blasts Trump, makes no mention of Trump's previous endorsement.
The Foo Fighters best albums were all done using three band members. Can't be a coincidence.