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How A Souvenir Started A Panic At The Trump-Kim Summit
Overall, the conference-y of dunces went pretty smoothly. Or so you think.
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- By Adam Wears
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34 Snoop Breaks A World Record, And Other Weird News
It’s super weird out there, you guys.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Stop Calling Swatting 'Pranks,' Media
You don't bring violence to someone's doorstep for the lulz.
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- By Cedric Voets
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More Rick And Morty, Less Roseanne, & Other Hollywood News
All the entertainment news you need to know right now.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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No, George Soros Wasn't A Nazi
Roseanne is lying to you.
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- By Adam Wears
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Mind-Reading Headsets And Other Amazing Tech Breakthroughs
The future is here, and it’s been busy.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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California Gets STDs, And Other Breaking Health News
Looks like dating apps need a new checkbox.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Twitter's New Auto-Mute Feature Hides Its Precious Trolls
The platform wants to be more.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Miley’s Not Sorry, & Other Celebrity News You Need To Know
More celebrity news than you can shake a stick at.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Britain's New Porn Law Is Insanely Stupid
The government has dreamed up a more discreet system for accessing porn: asking your local mini-mart guy.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Surprising Ways America Is Actually Moving Backwards
When people wax nostalgic, it's typically for fun stuff, like old cameras and weathered rocking chairs ... not polio or segregation.
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- By E. Reid Ross, E.M. Caris, Avery Hayden Pierce
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The Simpsons Freemason Conspiracy & Other Crazy New Theories
People believe the darndest things.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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7 Crazy News Stories That Deserve Their Own Movies
Here are a few incidents that deserve more than a mere 15 minutes of fame.
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- By Kelly Stone
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This Here Might Be The Stupidest Legal Argument Ever
A trademark of a popular word is sending the industry into quivers of passionate rage.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Family Guy Makes Hollywood Squirm (& Other Tinseltown News)
Hollywood has been a busy, busy place.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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