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McDonald's To Serve Spam and Oreo Burger in China
Mmmmm, gelatinous canned meat and chocolate cookies ....
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- By Carly Tennes
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Infamously Bad 2000s 'Harry Potter' Fan Fiction, 'My Immortal', Immortalized On TikTok
'The Room' of 'Harry Potter' Fan fiction is back -- and terrifying zoomers.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Teen Transit-Enthusiasts Roast Pete Buttigieg's Role As Transportation Secretary
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- By Carly Tennes
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13 Movies, Science, And History Now-You-Know Fascinating Facts
If you’re into learning new stuff, we have just the thing.
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- By Andrea Meno
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13 Nutritious Bites Of General And Movie Trivia For Your Brain To Chew On
Feed your trusty old cerebrum some snacks.
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- By Andrea Meno
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4 Reasons Rap And Trump Keep Intersecting
Hip Hop and Trump keep meeting and it's not going to stop anytime soon.
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- By Michael Dawson
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Don't Eat Seasonal 'Cannibal Sandwich' With Raw Ground Beef, Warns Wisconsin Dept. of Health
This should really go without saying ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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'TikTok' Monster Rinses Cooked Beef Under Running Water, Emotionally Scarring The Internet
Here's why nearly everyone and their mother had *beef* with this, erm, unique cooking "tip."
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- By Carly Tennes
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Amateur Codebreakers Crack Zodiac Killer's Message After More Than 50 Years
Better start thinking of a good alibi, Ted Cruz.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Anyone Can Say They're A Black-Owned Restaurant On Uber Eats
Ugh.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Rich People That Wealth Made Weird
Sometimes an excess of money gives you a bad case of brain worms.
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- By Alex Hanton
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15 Of The Most Shameful Cases Of False Reporting From The Media
When the media get it wrong, oh boy do they get it wrong.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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FTC Sues Facebook, Says Social Network Needs to Sell Whatsapp, Instagram
Monopoly -- so much more than a friendship-ruining board game.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The World's Weirdest Pronunciation of 'Microwave' Immortalized In BBC Cooking Video
If you're reading this, you're probably pronouncing
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- By Carly Tennes
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21 Bafflingly Bizarre Dumb Tough Guy Shirts
Skip the closet and throw these directly in a dumpster.
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- By Mac Faber
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