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4 Things You Should Know About Katt Williams' Breakdown

Katt Williams might be at 'crying for help' levels here.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/29)

The news media knows that if you ever stop being terrified, they go bankrupt.

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The 5 Most Entertaining Dick Moves Of The Election (So Far)

We say this in all earnestness: Please, won't someone think of the children?

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Going Deep Undercover In A Right Wing Militia Ruined My Life

The FBI keeps pretty strict tabs on militias, for obvious reasons, which often means using paid informants such as Bill Fulton.

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10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26

People shared these last week like you're right now sharing sad Ben Affleck.

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5 Modern Events That Actually Already Happened In The '80s

From our movies to music to even our drug epidemics, everything about this decade is screaming '80s.

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10 Simple Facts To Make You Feel Better About This Election

To prevent all of us from having a rage stroke between now and November, I decided to make a quick guide to help center us during these turdulent times.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/22)

The news often reads like humankind's angry, rambling suicide note.

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6 Surprising Things I Learned Talking To Trump Supporters

Trump supporters, like Trump himself, use the "I'm rubber and you're glue" style of argumentation to great success.

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6 Insane Examples Of Modern Propaganda By Major Countries

Apparently Russia has a troll factory.

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5 Stories You Got Outraged About (Went Back To Being Awful)

Man, you guys sure love lions, huh?

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16 Hilarious Election Reforms Our Country Needs Right Now

Trump going toe-to-toe with the Gorn would be way better than the next Star Trek film.

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The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/15)

The news is like a series of strangers saying, 'This milk is spoiled! Here, smell it! I SAID SMELL IT.'

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16 Real News Stories, Adjusted By Us For Insanity (3/13)

Politician blasts Trump, makes no mention of Trump's previous endorsement.

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5 Alright Bands That Are One Tiny Change Away From Greatness

The Foo Fighters best albums were all done using three band members. Can't be a coincidence.

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