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4 Things You Should Know About Katt Williams' Breakdown
Katt Williams might be at 'crying for help' levels here.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- March 31, 2016
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/29)
The news media knows that if you ever stop being terrified, they go bankrupt.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- March 29, 2016
The 5 Most Entertaining Dick Moves Of The Election (So Far)
We say this in all earnestness: Please, won't someone think of the children?
- By Carolyn Burke
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- March 29, 2016
Going Deep Undercover In A Right Wing Militia Ruined My Life
The FBI keeps pretty strict tabs on militias, for obvious reasons, which often means using paid informants such as Bill Fulton.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- March 29, 2016
10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26
People shared these last week like you're right now sharing sad Ben Affleck.
- By Cracked Writers
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- March 26, 2016
5 Modern Events That Actually Already Happened In The '80s
From our movies to music to even our drug epidemics, everything about this decade is screaming '80s.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 24, 2016
10 Simple Facts To Make You Feel Better About This Election
To prevent all of us from having a rage stroke between now and November, I decided to make a quick guide to help center us during these turdulent times.
- By David Wong
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- March 22, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/22)
The news often reads like humankind's angry, rambling suicide note.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- March 22, 2016
6 Surprising Things I Learned Talking To Trump Supporters
Trump supporters, like Trump himself, use the "I'm rubber and you're glue" style of argumentation to great success.
- By Robert Evans
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- March 21, 2016
6 Insane Examples Of Modern Propaganda By Major Countries
Apparently Russia has a troll factory.
- By Blair Dodge
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- March 20, 2016
5 Stories You Got Outraged About (Went Back To Being Awful)
Man, you guys sure love lions, huh?
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 18, 2016
16 Hilarious Election Reforms Our Country Needs Right Now
Trump going toe-to-toe with the Gorn would be way better than the next Star Trek film.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 18, 2016
The 16 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/15)
The news is like a series of strangers saying, 'This milk is spoiled! Here, smell it! I SAID SMELL IT.'
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- March 15, 2016
16 Real News Stories, Adjusted By Us For Insanity (3/13)
Politician blasts Trump, makes no mention of Trump's previous endorsement.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- March 13, 2016
5 Alright Bands That Are One Tiny Change Away From Greatness
The Foo Fighters best albums were all done using three band members. Can't be a coincidence.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 10, 2016
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