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Katie, Jedi, And Other Conspiracy Theories Making The Rounds
All the latest theories from the tinfoil hat brigade.
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- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls, Scott Laffey
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213 The 20 Most Insane Things That Happened In 2017
Let's all take a moment to reflect on the weirdest moments from 2017.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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5 Huge Celebrity Scandals The Entire Planet Got Wrong
The media has the amazing ability to shed light on terrible situations and stand by victims when no one else will. That or, you know, just point and laugh at them.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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The 6 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/5/17)
All the most interesting news stories, pre-chewed for easy digestion.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (12/4/17)
Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance??
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- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
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What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (12/3/17)
Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance??
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- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
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What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now?(12/1/17)
Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance?? We may never know.
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- By Tim Hawkman, Chris Pauls
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The 6 Most Important Things You Need To Know On Friday 12/1
We follow the news, so you don't have to.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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An Amazon Courier Pooped On A Curb, But Who Do We Blame?
This looks like an act of desperation.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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The Book That Won The 'Bad Sex In Fiction' Award
For all I know, this is an excellent book ...
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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'CatDog' Lied: Science Says Dogs Could Be Smarter Than Cats
It turns out cartoons lied to us.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Drone Footage Shows Chill Shark Swimming Near Chill People
Yes, you should get to shore and away from the shark, but try to do it without wriggling around like live bait.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Pizza Hut Introduced A Vegan Pizza. Oh The Humanity.
Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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Sorry Katy Perry: Scientists Warn Glitter Is A Global Threat
I'm going to come out with an incredibly brave take: ban glitter.
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- By Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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Google's Screen Snooper Alert Software Has Dark Potential
What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor.
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- By Randall Maynard, Katie Goldin
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