Cracked Archive - News

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/30/17)

The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie.

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When Politics Can't Stop The Good Guys From Winning

It turns out there's at least one person on Capitol Hill trying to do something good and heartwarming.

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Your Anti-Trump Efforts Are Working

This is a marathon, not a sprint. The finish line is miles away, even if social media is claiming that it's right in front of you.

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A Simple Explanation Of Trump's Russia Scandal

What a week to be burdened with literacy and a conscience.

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10 Mondo Amazing Facts For Your Edification

Here's your weekly dose of completely true facts that will make you look brilliant to your buddies in your weekly knitting club.

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There Is A Dark Secret In Trump's Emails To Supporters

Look, America, I don't really know the best way to say this ... I have evidence that suggests our President may be an alcoholic.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/23/17)

Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whac-A-Mole with your face.

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7 Weird Side Effects Of President Trump (Nobody Saw Coming)

The Trump presidency is causing a number of scary effects that haven't hit the headlines yet, whose impacts could linger for years.

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Why Everyone Is Wrong About The Economy

Trump saving our economy is, like, for real fake news.

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Here Are 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know, 5/14/17

You're welcome for making you a purveyor of honest small talk.

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Hey It's Me, The One Guy Who Footloose Turned Against Trump

While there's a depressing lack of Kevin Bacon involved here, the central anti-authority message of 'Footloose' is still holding strong.

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5 True Stories That Put Every Horror Movie To Shame

Turns out Hollywood still can't hold a candle to good, old-fashioned reality.

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Forget Fake, This News Is Certifiably Insane

Trump firing Comey is like you defiling your neighbor's lawn, then having the ability to kick them out of their house for complaining about it.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/16/17)

The weekly news cycle has turned into a funhouse mirror maze.

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How Dumb Do You Have To Be To Try And Hold Netflix Ransom?

The DarkOverlord are trying their best to be a grandiose antagonist that you can almost see their fedoras and anime body pillows poking through their threats.

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