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That Sarah Sanders Restaurant Story Is (80 Years) Old News
It happened in the 1930s, it happened last week, it'll keep happening.
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- By Cedric Voets
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73 Cockroach Milk Smoothies & Other Weird Health News [IMAGES]
Here’s what’s good for you (or bad for you) this week.
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- By Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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The British Media Just Fell For The Dumbest Trolling Ever
When parody Twitter accounts making a dumb jokes about soccer become a national crisis.
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- By Adam Wears
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Rodman's Role, Ariana's Rock, & Other Fresh Celebrity News
We’ve got your celebrity updates, right here.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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18 Amazingly Interesting Facts To Stick In Your Brain
We're here to catch you up on all the interesting stuff you should know.
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- By Cracked Writers, Andres Diplotti
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Inside The Dumb Plan To Split California Into Three States
Cal 3 is promising to be the dumbest border screw-up we've ever seen.
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- By Adam Wears
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How A Souvenir Started A Panic At The Trump-Kim Summit
Overall, the conference-y of dunces went pretty smoothly. Or so you think.
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- By Adam Wears
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Snoop Breaks A World Record, And Other Weird News
It’s super weird out there, you guys.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Stop Calling Swatting 'Pranks,' Media
You don't bring violence to someone's doorstep for the lulz.
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- By Cedric Voets
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More Rick And Morty, Less Roseanne, & Other Hollywood News
All the entertainment news you need to know right now.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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No, George Soros Wasn't A Nazi
Roseanne is lying to you.
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- By Adam Wears
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Mind-Reading Headsets And Other Amazing Tech Breakthroughs
The future is here, and it’s been busy.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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California Gets STDs, And Other Breaking Health News
Looks like dating apps need a new checkbox.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Twitter's New Auto-Mute Feature Hides Its Precious Trolls
The platform wants to be more.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Miley’s Not Sorry, & Other Celebrity News You Need To Know
More celebrity news than you can shake a stick at.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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