Cracked Archive - News
It might sound impossible to anyone living in the year 2017, but once upon a time, there was a thing called a 'slow news day.'
- By Alex Hanton
Sasha Baron Cohen paid the fines for these mankini-wearing miscreants.
Do you want to alienate your friends and family, while taking a bold pro-Christmas stance that literally nobody opposes?
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Let us have a moment of silence for the poor Weather Channel cameraman whose soul was crushed by this bus.
Every time Lena Dunham makes a mistake, the world collectively turns to all Millennial women and says, 'Well, what do you have to say for her?'
Apparently, there was a trail of little glittery footprints in the wake of the eyeshadow attack.
The jig is up: Reynolds knows we're all going to be absolutely baked this Thanksgiving.
I don't understand how you can make dried pasta gourmet.
I'm not some kind of fancy city lawyer, but if you can apply this law to a bumper sticker, what of truck nuts?
Powerful men are accustomed to a certain amount of formulaic lenience.