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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/30/17)
The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie.
- By Ted E., Scott Laffey
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- May 25, 2017
When Politics Can't Stop The Good Guys From Winning
It turns out there's at least one person on Capitol Hill trying to do something good and heartwarming.
- By Luis Prada
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- May 23, 2017
Your Anti-Trump Efforts Are Working
This is a marathon, not a sprint. The finish line is miles away, even if social media is claiming that it's right in front of you.
- By Mark Hill
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- May 22, 2017
A Simple Explanation Of Trump's Russia Scandal
What a week to be burdened with literacy and a conscience.
- By Ian Fortey
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- May 21, 2017
10 Mondo Amazing Facts For Your Edification
Here's your weekly dose of completely true facts that will make you look brilliant to your buddies in your weekly knitting club.
- By Andres Diplotti
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- May 21, 2017
There Is A Dark Secret In Trump's Emails To Supporters
Look, America, I don't really know the best way to say this ... I have evidence that suggests our President may be an alcoholic.
- By Robert Evans
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- May 20, 2017
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/23/17)
Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whac-A-Mole with your face.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- May 18, 2017
7 Weird Side Effects Of President Trump (Nobody Saw Coming)
The Trump presidency is causing a number of scary effects that haven't hit the headlines yet, whose impacts could linger for years.
- By Justin Crockett
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- May 16, 2017
Why Everyone Is Wrong About The Economy
Trump saving our economy is, like, for real fake news.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- May 14, 2017
Here Are 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know, 5/14/17
You're welcome for making you a purveyor of honest small talk.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- May 14, 2017
Hey It's Me, The One Guy Who Footloose Turned Against Trump
While there's a depressing lack of Kevin Bacon involved here, the central anti-authority message of 'Footloose' is still holding strong.
- By Dan Hopper
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- May 13, 2017
5 True Stories That Put Every Horror Movie To Shame
Turns out Hollywood still can't hold a candle to good, old-fashioned reality.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- May 13, 2017
Forget Fake, This News Is Certifiably Insane
Trump firing Comey is like you defiling your neighbor's lawn, then having the ability to kick them out of their house for complaining about it.
- By Ian Fortey
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- May 11, 2017
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/16/17)
The weekly news cycle has turned into a funhouse mirror maze.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- May 11, 2017
How Dumb Do You Have To Be To Try And Hold Netflix Ransom?
The DarkOverlord are trying their best to be a grandiose antagonist that you can almost see their fedoras and anime body pillows poking through their threats.
- By Luis Prada
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- May 09, 2017
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