The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie.
It turns out there's at least one person on Capitol Hill trying to do something good and heartwarming.
Look, America, I don't really know the best way to say this ... I have evidence that suggests our President may be an alcoholic.
Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whac-A-Mole with your face.
The Trump presidency is causing a number of scary effects that haven't hit the headlines yet, whose impacts could linger for years.
You're welcome for making you a purveyor of honest small talk.
While there's a depressing lack of Kevin Bacon involved here, the central anti-authority message of 'Footloose' is still holding strong.
Turns out Hollywood still can't hold a candle to good, old-fashioned reality.
The weekly news cycle has turned into a funhouse mirror maze.
The DarkOverlord are trying their best to be a grandiose antagonist that you can almost see their fedoras and anime body pillows poking through their threats.