You might have thought that the flow of weird news stopped with Trump’s removal of office, but you would have been wrong, if so. Apparently, there’s a minimum threshold of weirdness the universe is working hard to meet, at least judging by all this:
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‘Brides will say things like, ‘It’s my special day.’ But how do you call it your day if your dad’s paying for it? I think it’s his day, and I think it’s a really weird day for him. He’s paying a ton of money to make sure a man has sex with you that night’
In 1992, ‘Hare Jordan’ launched an onscreen friendship between the basketball star and the cartoon icon. It also set in motion the way advertisers still think about how to make funny spots for the Big Game