Cracked Archive - News

5 Unbelievable Jerk Moves Made By The Mainstream Media

Just in case you needed more evidence that Gawker was garbage ...


Why Hurricane Irma Has Felt Different From Most Hurricanes

The dramatic lead-up to Irma's arrival in Florida feels very different from those that have come before her.


The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/12/17)

The news is specifically crafted to keep you swinging from rage to terror and back again.


7 Weird Secrets You Learn Doing Makeup For US Politicians

Thanks to Nixon, politicians have relied on makeup artists to hide their late nights, cold sores, and reptilian skin from public view for years. We talked to three of them, and this is what we learned.


The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/5/17)

Some weeks the news is like a clown hiding in your sewer.


Dear 'Free Speech' Activists, You're Not Helping

The internet has spoiled us into believing that everyone is entitled to a platform.


Back-To-School Supplies For The Criminally Insane

Editor's Note: We asked Katie to write an article on cool, useful products you can buy your kid before they go back to school. Clearly she did not understand this very simple assignment.


5 Pieces Of Good News About The Recent Surge Of Nazis

Modern Nazis won't be goose-stepping across the country in groups of millions in the foreseeable future.