Cracked Archive - News
5 Insane Small-Town News Stories You Need To Know About
Every now and then, a story that affects the whole world starts unfolding right in the peaceful heart of Nowhere In Particular.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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205 The Queen Has Her Own Private (Creepy) Pet Cemetery
She might look all sweet and innocent, but Her Majesty has a dark secret.
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- By Adam Wears
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Britain Just Created An Immigration Crisis Dumber Than DACA
It's hard to top the boneheaded antics of the Trump administration when it comes to immigration, but Britain is certainly trying its best right now.
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- By Adam Wears
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Katy's Gut, Arnie's Heart, & Other Celeb Parts Making News
Celebrities being wacky is one of the constants in the universe.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Foldable Phones, Smart Porn, And Other Breaking Tech News
Here’s what the machines are up to, this week.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Stop Thinking About Trump's Dong, You Maniacs
We're only a short time away from seeing what President Donald Jayden Trump looks like when he's doin' the do.
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- By Adam Wears
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Baby Groot Isn't Groot, And Other Startling Hollywood News
We’re here to help you keep up with the torrent of Hollywood news.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Birth Control Pills For Men & More Life-Changing Health News
Look out guys, we’re about to mess with your T.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Babs Clones Her Dogs, Dern Goes 'Pew,' & More Celebrity News
All the crazy stuff those crazy famous people are doing right now.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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Lucky Charms, Unlucky Frogs, And Other Weird News You Missed
Weird isn't a weird enough word to describe these stories.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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6 Reporters Who Didn’t Do The Research (And Paid The Price)
It's so much easier to assume Reddit got it right.
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- By James Kinneen, E.M. Caris, S. Aslam
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Crazy Conspiracy Theories That Sane People Believe Right Now
You’re going to need to stock up on tinfoil, for this one.
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- By Scott Laffey
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Peele, Phoenix, Pryde, And Other Breaking Hollywood News
Hollywood has been just super busy, guys.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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6 Psychotic Gun Accessories (You Can Totally Buy)
Gun enthusiasts and action figure collectors aren't that different when you think about it.
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- By Adam Wears
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Farts, Flu, Friendship, And Other Breaking Health News
This is what’s good and bad for you until the scientists change their minds again.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey, Andres Diplotti
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