Cracked Archive - News

6 Times Reputable News Sources Just Plain Went Crazy
6 Times Reputable News Sources Just Plain Went Crazy

We would just like to point our a few times that fancy and respected publications came away looking like a bunch of jerks.

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How To Choose YOUR Essential Programming Bundle (For Cheap)
How To Choose YOUR Essential Programming Bundle (For Cheap)

Life is one big series of choices. Hot dogs or hamburgers? Cake or pie? Python or R?

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Venom, Nukem, And Everything Else Going On In Hollywood
Venom, Nukem, And Everything Else Going On In Hollywood

Hollywood has been a super, super busy place.

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Gluten? Bacon? What’s Good Or Bad For You Right Now
Gluten? Bacon? What’s Good Or Bad For You Right Now

We’re here to tell you what’s good ... or REALLY bad for you.

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Be Warned: Your Own Trump Is Coming
Be Warned: Your Own Trump Is Coming

They may not even be running for office. They may only want you to buy their book, or listen to their podcast. What matters is that you spot them before it's too late.

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Dr. Who, Dr. Phil & The Hollywood News YOU Need Right Now
Dr. Who, Dr. Phil & The Hollywood News YOU Need Right Now

Literally all the Hollywood news you need to know right now.

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5 Boneheaded Conspiracy Theories You Had No Clue Existed
5 Boneheaded Conspiracy Theories You Had No Clue Existed

The moon landing was fake, the British monarchy are all lizards, Tom Cruise is actually two small border collies in a tall coat, etc.

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Katie, Jedi, And Other Conspiracy Theories Making The Rounds
Katie, Jedi, And Other Conspiracy Theories Making The Rounds

All the latest theories from the tinfoil hat brigade.

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The 20 Most Insane Things That Happened In 2017
The 20 Most Insane Things That Happened In 2017

Let's all take a moment to reflect on the weirdest moments from 2017.

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5 Huge Celebrity Scandals The Entire Planet Got Wrong
5 Huge Celebrity Scandals The Entire Planet Got Wrong

The media has the amazing ability to shed light on terrible situations and stand by victims when no one else will. That or, you know, just point and laugh at them.

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The 6 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now  (12/5/17)
The 6 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/5/17)

All the most interesting news stories, pre-chewed for easy digestion.

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Teen Titans Looks Sad & Broody (But We're Still Here For It)
Teen Titans Looks Sad & Broody (But We're Still Here For It)

Common knowledge says that by the time you hit middle school, you should stop watching cartoons and move on to more

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What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (12/4/17)
What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (12/4/17)

Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance??

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What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (12/3/17)
What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (12/3/17)

Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance??

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