We take the headlines of the week, and absolutely SKEWER them in a manner that will make you gently exhale air out of your nostrils in a humorous, appreciative way.

GM's Cruise to operate all-electric driverless cars in Dubai today NEW YORK (AP) -Dubai said Monday that U.S iving company Cruise will become the first to operate autonomous Dubai is the first city to be lost to the cars. They respect no gods, no masters. VODI Dubai said Monday that

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Hackers, glitches mar France's mass return to online school By ANGELA CHARLTON April 7, 2021 French kids who hate school unplug parent's routers, tell them it was hackers By ANGELA CHARLTON April 7, 2021 CRACKED.G COM

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SEGMENTED SLEEP Sleep is Great. But Are Eight Straight Hours Necessary? Would it be possible to be a successful member of society today and sleep in a biphasic fashion? One way to find out: try it for myself. Fourteen is the lowest I'll go. CRACKED GOM

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Bouquet-bearing public honors Philip, ignoring COVID warning By DANICA KIRKA April 10. 2021 CRACKED.COM And I'm coming with you!

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American, Russians dock at International Space Station By VLADIMIR ISACHENKOV April 9, 2021 International Space Station Suddenly Filled With Sexual Tension By VLADIMIR ISACHENKOV April 9. 2021 CRACKED.COM

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Water-worried Vegas wants useless grass a thing of the past By SAM METZ and KEN RITTER today Vegas removing only soft place to pass out By SAM METZ and KEN RITTER today CRACKED.CO

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Lawmakers call YouTube Kids a 'wasteland of vapid' content By BARBARA ORTUTAY April 6, 2021 .VAPIDCONTENT?? UNBELIEVABLE NEW REPORT.. Is IT TRUE??? WASTELAND???? CRACKED.e COM

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How to talk to believers of COVID-19 conspiracy theories April 6, 2021 NY AACXHI NO Boo MY MaNDat HUMAN CRACKED.COM

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Virus knocks 80% off Atlantic City casino profits in 2020 By WAYNE PARRY April 9, 2021 Atlantic City casinos on verge of huge profits, they can just feel it By WAYNE PARRY April 9, 2021 CE CE CRACKED COM

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Coney Island attractions reopen after losing year to virus April 9, 2021 THISSOUNDSLIKE BAD NEWS. WELL YOUD THINK so, BUT ALL OF YOUR DISEASES ARE IN PERFECT BALANCE. CRAGKEDCOM

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