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The News, Improved: 15 Headlines We Fixed

By:: Eli Yudin

April 17, 2021

The News, Improved: 15 Headlines We Fixed

We take the headlines of the week, and absolutely SKEWER them in a manner that will make you gently exhale air out of your nostrils in a humorous, appreciative way.

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Hackers, glitches mar France's mass return to online school By ANGELA CHARLTON April 7, 2021 French kids who hate school unplug parent's routers, tell them it was hackers By ANGELA CHARLTON April 7, 2021 CRACKED.G COM — Source: AP

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Intelligencer NEW YORK L UPDATED MAR. 31, 2021 Recreational Marijuana Is Now Legal in New York By Matt Stieb, Chas Danner, and Margaret Hartmann I Intelligencer NEW YORK I UPDATED MAR. 31, 2021 Unemployment Soars Among Dudes On Bikes With Big Backpacks By Matt Stieb. Chas Danner, and Margaret — Source: NY Mag

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TECH AMAZON FEATURED STORIES Amazon denies stories of workers peeing in bottles, receives a flood of evidence in return There's widespread evidence, no matter what Amazon claims By James Vincent Mar 25. 2021, 1:32pm EDT f SHARE TECH AMAZON FEATURED STORIES Jeff Bezos discovers he has not been drinking small — Source: The Verge

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