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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Founder of Adobe and developer of PDFS dies at age 81 April 17, 2021 AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Only -year old who knew how to open a PDF dies April 17, 2021 CRACKED.c

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen NYPD agrees to limits on sound cannons, ending 5-year battle yesterday AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen NYPD stuck firing dumb old tear gas at civilians, like freaking cavemen yesterday CRACKED.COM

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen NASA spacecraft leaves mess after grabbing asteroid samples By MARCIA DUNN April 15, 2021 AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen NASA takes exciting first step towards ruining other planets By MARCIA DUNN April 15, 2021 CRACKED.COM

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen The Latest: W.Va. lifts loosens rule on mask use in gyms By The Associated Press 29 minutes ago AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Sales up on huge coffins for absolutely yoked out corpses By The Associated Press

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Bulgarian Muslims hold circumcision festival despite virus By JORDAN SIMEONOV April 12, 2021 AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Pandemic gets even worse for Bulgarian Muslim babies By JORDAN SIMEONOV April 12, 2021 CRACKED.CON

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen 'Britcoin' digital currency being considered by UK By PAN PYLAS yesterday AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen After success of Brexit, Britain looks for new portmanteau to ruin economy By PAN PYLAS yesterday CRACKED.COM

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Spacex picked for moonwalkers, on verge of 3rd crew launch By MARCIA DUNN April 16, 2021 AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Lucky astronauts bail on Earth before it gets any worse By MARCIA DUNN April 16. 2021

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Ralph Lauren unveils crisp white Team USA Olympic uniforms By LEANNE ITALIE April 14, 2021 AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen If another country spills their drink on our brand new f* *cking uniforms, I swear to god,

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Mass fossil site may prove tyrannosaurs lived in packs By SOPHIA EPPOLITO 2 hours ago AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Turns out even dinosaurs had a better social life than me :( By SOPHIA EPPOLITO 2 hours

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen US warns against travel to 80% of world due to coronavirus 2 hours ago AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Antarctica tourism at all time high! 2 hours ago CRACKED.COM

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Honest Headlines AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Swedish teen Thunberg joins fight against vaccine inequity By JAMEY KEATEN yesterday AP AP NEWS Top Stories Topics Video Listen Swedish teen has to do literally everything around here By JAMEY KEATEN yesterday CRACKED.G

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Honest Headlines CNN BUSINESS DOW 34.077.63 -0.36% FEATURED S&P 500 4,163.26 -0.53% Track the Covid economy NASDAO 13,914.77 -0.98% INNOVATE] Domino's is launching a pizza delivery robot car By Alexis Benveniste, CNN Business Updated 12:06 PM ET, Tue April 13, 2021 CNN BUSINESS DOW 34,077.63 -0.36% FEATURED S&P 500 4.163.26 -0.53%

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