Cracked Archive - News

5 Boneheaded Conspiracy Theories You Had No Clue Existed

The moon landing was fake, the British monarchy are all lizards, Tom Cruise is actually two small border collies in a tall coat, etc.

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Katie, Jedi, And Other Conspiracy Theories Making The Rounds

All the latest theories from the tinfoil hat brigade.

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The 20 Most Insane Things That Happened In 2017

Let's all take a moment to reflect on the weirdest moments from 2017.

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5 Huge Celebrity Scandals The Entire Planet Got Wrong

The media has the amazing ability to shed light on terrible situations and stand by victims when no one else will. That or, you know, just point and laugh at them.

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The 6 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (12/5/17)

All the most interesting news stories, pre-chewed for easy digestion.

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Teen Titans Looks Sad & Broody (But We're Still Here For It)

Common knowledge says that by the time you hit middle school, you should stop watching cartoons and move on to more

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What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (12/4/17)

Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance??

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What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now? (12/3/17)

Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance??

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What Stupid Conspiracy Theory Is Out There Now?(12/1/17)

Is the Illuminati in charge of your homeowners association? Are Starbucks locations secretly Russian surveillance?? We may never know.

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The 6 Most Important Things You Need To Know On Friday 12/1

We follow the news, so you don't have to.

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David Goyer Is Too Broody For The Awesomeness That Is He-Man

On the Mt. Rushmore of '80s cartoons sit four heads: Optimus Prime, Cobra Commander, Lion-O, and He-Man.

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An Amazon Courier Pooped On A Curb, But Who Do We Blame?

This looks like an act of desperation.

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The Book That Won The 'Bad Sex In Fiction' Award

For all I know, this is an excellent book ...

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'Detective Pikachu' Isn't A Pokemon Movie (And That's Good)

We're finally getting it. A Pokemon movie based on a Pokemon game ... a game you've never heard of.

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