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5 Famous Pro- And Anti-Trump Personalities With Shady Pasts
5 Famous Pro- And Anti-Trump Personalities With Shady Pasts

Sometimes pundits have pasts more interesting and/or shadier than anything they're reporting.

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5 Realities Of Owning A Gun (The Media Never Talks About)
5 Realities Of Owning A Gun (The Media Never Talks About)

There are some facts about America's gun culture that BOTH sides keep getting wrong.

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5 Ridiculously Implausible Things The Alt-Right Is Afraid Of
5 Ridiculously Implausible Things The Alt-Right Is Afraid Of

Inside every hateful person is a scared person.

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Don't Trust Anyone Who Says They'll 'Get Tough' On A Problem
Don't Trust Anyone Who Says They'll 'Get Tough' On A Problem

Stop falling for politicians promising to 'get tough' on some problem or another.

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5 Crazy Trump White House Stories No One's Talking About
5 Crazy Trump White House Stories No One's Talking About

Behind-the-scenes, the White House resembles an episode of 'The Office' directed by Kafka.

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Verizon Cut A Fire Department's Data (During A Wildfire)
Verizon Cut A Fire Department's Data (During A Wildfire)

It takes courage, passion, and the Unlimited Data Plus Package to save lives.

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San Francisco's Human Poop Crisis Has Reached New Levels
San Francisco's Human Poop Crisis Has Reached New Levels

A special task force is being assembled to keep the city from drowning in human feces.

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Bad News! Crocs Aren't Going Out Of Business
Bad News! Crocs Aren't Going Out Of Business

Fans panicked after the company announced its last manufacturing plants are closing, but unfortunately, Crocs will never die.

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In Italy, Police Are Cracking Down On, Uh, Sand Theft
In Italy, Police Are Cracking Down On, Uh, Sand Theft

Heavy fines are being issued for stealing Sardinia's most prized possession: its beaches.

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Net Neutrality Is Dead, But We Can Bring It Back: Here's How
Net Neutrality Is Dead, But We Can Bring It Back: Here's How

It's not too late to try to help net neutrality.

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Chicago Restaurant To Hawaii: Stop Using The Word 'Aloha'
Chicago Restaurant To Hawaii: Stop Using The Word 'Aloha'

The people of Hawaii have a few other words for this trademark bully.

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Is Guy Fieri An American Hero? (Yes, He Is)
Is Guy Fieri An American Hero? (Yes, He Is)

It's time to talk about Guy Fieri.

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Flint, Michigan Still Has Polluted Water: Here's How To Help
Flint, Michigan Still Has Polluted Water: Here's How To Help

Does the world sometimes seem like one big lead-filled swamp of injustice? Here's how you can help.

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News Flash: GOP Candidate Outed For Enjoying Bigfoot Erotica
News Flash: GOP Candidate Outed For Enjoying Bigfoot Erotica

And it's only the second grossest thing he's into.

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