Honest Headlines: 15 Titles Made Truthful
15 headlines guaranteed to prevent Pulitzers.
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15 headlines guaranteed to prevent Pulitzers.
![Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Chicago boy getting Chicago boy, 7, honored for absolutely anything he wants helping save his mother's life for Christmas this year June 19, 2021 June 19. 2021 CHICAGO (AP) - A Chicago boy has been honored and showered with gifts for helping save his mother by calling 911 and calmly providing information on her condition as she was suffering a seizure. Daniel Armani and his family got a tour Friday of the Engine 16 fire station in Chicago's Bronzeville neighborhood. He got to sit behind the steering wheel of a](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/4/782224.jpg)
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![Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Bear bites camper near Mystic Bear does bear stuff Lake in Custer Gallatin forest today today BOZEMAN, Mont. (AP) - bear bit a person who was camping near Mystic Lake in the Custer Gallatin National Forest over the weekend, the U.S. Forest Service said. Improperly stored food likely attracted bears to the area southeast of Bozeman before the attack, which happened about two hours after dawn on Saturday, the agency said. The victim was too injured to walk out, but was able to find a runner who](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/2/782222.jpg)
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![Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Highway official: Boston traffic at Sh*tty parts of life also pre-pandemic levels returning to normal 44 minutes ago 44 minutes ago BOSTON (AP) - When the coronavirus pandemic hit Massachusetts in March 2020, the Boston area's notoriously frustrating traffic dried up as many people started working remotely from home and businesses closed. Now, it's pretty much back to pre-pandemic levels. Traffic, for all intents and purposes, is back to about 2019 levels on most roadways in Massachusetts at this point, Administrator Jonathan Gullive presentation to the Department](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/5/782225.jpg)
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![Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Audit: Louisiana sent some jobless Skeletons sitting in brand new benefits to dead people Range Rover raise suspicion today today BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) - -Louisiana's labor department paid out about $1 million in state and federal unemployment benefits to people who were dead, though more than half of those payments couldn't have been prevented, state auditors reported Monday. Legislative Auditor Mike Waguespack's office said the improper payments to 374 people after they died represent a tiny percentage 0.013% - of the $8.6 billion in unemployment benefits paid by](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/2/3/782223.jpg)
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![Honest Headlines The Washington post The Washington Dost Democracy Dies tn Darkness Democracy Dissid Darkness Business Business Retail workers are quitting at Retail stores check in the record rates for higher-paying back for more employees, work: 'Mv life isn't worth a to dead-end no avail job' Some 649,000 employees gave notice in April, the sector's Some 649,000 employees gave notice in April the sector's largest one-month exodus in over 20 years, a reflection of largest e-month exodus in over 20 years, a reflection of pandemic-era strains and a strengthening job market pandemic era strains and a a strengthening job market n Listen to article min c Listen to article 7 min](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/3/3/782033.jpg)
Source: Washington Post
![Honest Headlines The Washington The Washington = Dost Dost Democracy Dies in Darkness Democracy Dies in Darkness Opinions Editorial Board The Opinions Essay Global Opinion Opinions Editorial Board The Opinions Essay Global Opinion Opinion: I'm a conservative who I understand, I just don't care believes systemic racism is real END END SYSTEMIC EQUALITY SYSTEMIC EQUALITY RACISM RACISM DERATE DERATE Maria People demonstrate in Chicago on June 19. , 2020. to mark Juneteenth People demonstrate in Chicago on June 19,2020. to mark Juneteenth (NamY,Huh/AP) (Nam Y.Huh/ Opinion by Michael Gerson Opinion by Michael Gerson Columnist Columnist June 21. 2021 at 1:48 p.m. EDT June 21.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/3/1/782031.jpg)
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![Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Facebook launches podcasts, live And you thought regular audio service podcasts were bad By BARBARA ORTUTAY today By BARBARA ORTUTAY today faceboo! facebook Facebook is launching podcasts and live audio Facebook is launching podcasts and live ar streams in the U.S. on Monday ep us streams in the U.S. on Monday to keep engaged on its platform and to engaged on its platform and emerging rivals. emerging rivals. Facebook says it is allowing pub gure. Facebook says it is allowing pubin ures with CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/3/2/782032.jpg)
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![Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Conservative activists heckle Assholes yell at asshole for Pence at conference in Florida being wrong kind of asshole June 18. 2021 June 18. 2021 FAITH & FR COALITIS FAITH & FR COALITY TH &FREED TH &FREED ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) - Some es at ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) ees at conference in Florida for co conference in Florida for COW live activ beckled former Vico President Mike Pence beckled former Vice Pence CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/3/4/782034.jpg)
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![Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen High court sides with ex-athletes Student athletes now get in NCAA compensation case laptop with their CTE By JESSICA GRESKO 2 hours ago By JESSICA GRESKO 2 hours ago WASHINGTON (AP) The Supreme Court WASHINGTON (AP) - The Supreme decided unanimously Monday decided unanimously Monday that can't enforce rules limiting educa ted can't enforce rules limiting ated benefits - like computers and benefits - like computers an ernships that colleges offer to student alletes. that colleges offer to student- letes, CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/2/9/782029.jpg)
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![Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Brothers set record crossing large Mother has most stressful gap in park on a highline day of her entire life yesterday yesterday SAN FRANCISCO (AP) SAN FRANCISCO (AP) - Two brothers from - Two brothers from San Francisco say they San Francisco say they have set a record for the have set a record for the longest highline ever longest highline ever walked in both Yosemite walked in both Yosemite National Park and National Park and California, the San California, the San Francisco Chronicle reported. Francisco Chronicle reported.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/2/1/782021.jpg)
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![Honest Headlines The Washington The = post Washington post Democracy Dies in Darkness Democracy Dies in Darkness Inspired Life Inspired Life Man with Alzheimer's forgot he Wedding guests trying to was married to his wife. He figure out how to ask if they proposed, and they wed again: need to bring a gift without There wasn't a dry eye.' looking like an asshole c Listen to article Listen to article 5 min Lisa and Peter Marshall at their wedding in April Lisa and Peter Marshall at their wedding in April He has Alzheimer's and proposed to her after he forgot Alzheimer's and proposed to her](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/3/0/782030.jpg)
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![Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Political donations lead Stonewall Bud Light twitter tweeted Inn to ban some beers word kween for nothing today today Love wings. Love wings. NEW YORK (AP). - The Stonewall Inn's NEW YORK (AP) The Stonewall Inn's owners say they won't serve cer beer the owners say they won't serve certain beer famous LGBT bar during Pride famous LGBT bar during Pride protest manufacturer Anheuser-R protest manufacturer Anhet political contributions to some political contributions to some ins who have GGT legislamon have LGBT legislation. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/2/0/782020.jpg)
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![Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Government acknowledges Biden signs bill making horrors of slavery by giving Juneteenth a federal holiday themselves a day off By KEVIN FREKING June 17. 2021 By KEVIN FREKING June 17, 2021 WASHINGTON (AP) - Preside Joe WASHINGTON (AP) - President Joe signed legislation Thursday e est signed legislation Thursday bbis federal holiday commemorating federal holiday commemor of slavery, saying he believes it W slavery, saying he believes it own as on of the greatest honors he has as president. of the greatest honors he has as president. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/2/8/782028.jpg)
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![Honest Headlines AP AP Top Stories Topics Video Listen Top Stories Topics Video Listen Iran's sole nuclear power plant Cool. undergoes emergency shutdown Cool cool cool today today TEHRAN, Iran (AP) - Iran's sole nuclear TEHRAN, Iran (AP) - Iran's sole nuclear power plant has undergone an unexplained power plant has undergone an unexplaine temporary e emergency shutdow temporary emergency shutdown. the co state TV reported. state TV reported. An official from the state electri An official from the state elect Tavanir. Gholamali Rakhshanime said Tavanir, Gholamali Rakhshanimem aid CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/2/6/782026.jpg)
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![Honest Headlines The Washington post The Washington post = Democracy Dies in Darkness Democracy Dies in Darkness Morning Mix Morning Mix Thieves have been stealing THE SQUIRRELS truckloads of nuts, police say. HAVE FORMED The latest heist was 42.000 pounds of pistachios. AN ALLIANCE Listen to article 3 min o Listen to article 3 min A man in Tulare County. Calif... stole more than 42,000 pounds of A man in Tulare County, Calif.,stole than 42,000 of more pounds pistachios,accordingt to the sheriff's office.(Dixie D. Vereen for The pistachios, according tothe sheriff's office. (Dixie D. Vereen for The Washington Post) Washington Post) By Jaclyn Peiser By Jaclyn Peiser June 21.2021 at](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/0/2/4/782024.jpg)
Source: Washington Post