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Dead women don't vote.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- August 19, 2020
Welcome to the lamest concert on Earth.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 18, 2020
When life gives you lemons, then you might get robbed.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 18, 2020
You don't need to be buying stamps.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 17, 2020
These deaths are not normal by even the twenty-twentiest of definitions.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- August 17, 2020
Imagine this story coming from another country. It would be an example of "third-world" politics.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 14, 2020
It's only been two days.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 14, 2020
The weird is coming from inside the House.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- August 13, 2020
We can accept reincarnation. We can even accept time travel. Just get it straight.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- August 12, 2020
And this isn't the plot of Transformers we're talking about here.
- By William Kuechenberg
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- August 11, 2020
We have to hand it to him, this is Trump's best political move in a long time.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 11, 2020
Now you too can sneeze into 1.5 million dollars.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 10, 2020
And you thought it was bad every other year.
- By Jason Pargin
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- August 10, 2020
They choose to enforce social media restrictions, but telling students to wear a mask is a step too far?
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 07, 2020
Even if the NRA dissolves, that doesn't mean gun rights are going away.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 06, 2020
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