Even the GOP finds ways to inadvertently dunk on Trump.
It's way, way, waaaaay more sensible than it might sound.
Trump has no strategy. He is all ego and sadness and anger and it results in weird shit like this.
At least use the scented variety to keep your breath smelling like a fresh meadow.
The police are proving they are some kind of freak combination of Nazi and nerd.
The protesters aren’t going away and all Trump can do is hide.
In a year full of strange headlines, this might just be the weirdest.
Pull up a chair, folks.
For anyone craving a bit of catharsis during all of this violence, trust us, this is better than porn.
Gotta keep those hearts coming at any cost, to the point of metaphysical contradiction.