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5 Crazy Trump Stories That'd Be Scandals In A Normal World
Oh boy, let's take a deep dive.
- By Adam Wears
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- August 20, 2019
Loot Crate Is Bankrupt, Can't Pay Employees Deadpool Merch
Funko figurines alone won't keep the lights on.
- By Luis Prada
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- August 15, 2019
29 Companies That Greenlighted Totally Face-Palm Promotions
Any publicity is good publicity, right? Er, not necessarily.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 08, 2019
21 Arcane Facts That'll Dial Your Small Talk Game Up To 11
These are like crunches for your brain.
- By Andres Diplotti
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- August 06, 2019
The 'Dilbert' Guy Used A Mass Shooting To Shill His New App
The brilliance of Scott Adams, ladies and gentlemen.
- By Luis Prada
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- July 30, 2019
23 Stats That Are Misleading B.S. (But Technically Correct)
If you've never trusted numbers, you're about to feel really smug.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 24, 2019
5 Shady Practices Of Companies Young People Love
These brands are proof that you can get away with a whole lot as long as you maintain a certain cool factor.
- By Hank Fontaine
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- July 16, 2019
Everybody Panic: Taco Bell Is Running Out Of Tortillas
You don't expect the sun to run out of shine, but here we are.
- By Luis Prada
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- July 08, 2019
5 2020 Candidates With Weird Skeletons In Their Closets
Let's be honest here, you barely know who some of these people are.
- By Adam Wears
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- July 05, 2019
4 Messed-Up New Ways Companies Are Spying On You
Prying eyes are making inroads into the parts of life we still consider private.
- By E. Reid Ross, Aquiles Cacho, Tee Ngin Rui, Philip Knowles, RG Jordan, Jack R. Loun
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- July 01, 2019
6 Terrifying Reasons To Stay Indoors This Summer
Beware these terrifying, unforeseen hazards.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- July 01, 2019
5 Absurd (And Horrifying) Anti-Homosexual Sting Operations
All of this is very bad.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- June 19, 2019
The Huge Flaw With Jordan Peterson's New Social Media Site
Spoiler alert: it isn't a particularly great plan.
- By Cedric Voets
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- June 14, 2019
The 'Straight Pride Parade' Is A Party For Extremist Trolls
Also, it's a tired joke.
- By Luis Prada
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- June 10, 2019
5 Huge Scandals With Crazy Details The News Barely Mentioned
The news spent weeks reporting on these giant scandals without bothering to mention the stupidest parts.
- By Mark Hill
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- June 06, 2019
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