The god of light is a young and powerful god who has been granted much power by the other gods. He wants to be in charge of everything but his younger, weaker brother wants that same power for himself. This rivalry has led to the creation of an elaborate system of checks and balances, including a set of rules called the Law of the Strongest. The Law requires each god to fight with his or her brothers and sisters whenever they try to take more power than their allotted amount, and unless two gods have equal power, the winner gets to take the loser captive. The gods are allowed to make up any rules as long as these two are followed.
The ultimate weapon? The god of darkness had an idea for that. Following the original rules, the god of darkness made it so that, in any fight, victory would go to the first god who can recite a specific list of facts – one that he himself could recite by command, as it happens. That list went …
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