Cracked Archive - News

Dude Handed Drive-Thru Employees $40k

Here's the type of Instagram challenge we can all get behind.

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Pope Scotch Comment (Stupidly) Stricken From History

All you ever hear about in Catholicism is wine, wine, wine. Pope Francis has other ideas.

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Does Anyone In The White House Understand How Money Works?

The stimulus package is like putting a bandaid on the bleeding stump where your arm got ripped off.

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Unexpected Ways Governments Around The World Are Responding To The Crisis

Even government has had to rethink the way we do things.

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Pennsylvania's Liquor Laws Aren't Helping Right Now

Pennsylvania's Prohibition-era alcohol infrastructure is causing an interstate commerce crisis.

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Arizona 'Hard' Tea Is The Trash Tea Of The People

Gas station iced tea? With vodka? It's gonna be the drink for everyone.

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Trump Pulls Total Trump Move With Stimulus Checks

Why not add more confusion and delay to an already confusing and delayed process?

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An Ohio Senate Candidate Is (Stupidly) Protesting Outside The Statehouse

This is a time for leadership, not blind stupidity.

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A Quiet New York Gets A Clear, Beautiful Hendrix Tribute

We never know what beauty 7 pm will bring in New York City.

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Unexpected Ways The Current Crisis Has Changed The World

The world is changing in unexpected ways.

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Virginia Passed Some Good Laws During This

Baby steps are to be applauded in a time when everything seems to have grinded to a halt.

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Burning Man Off, Burning Man The Multiverse Is On

Burning Man can be anywhere as long as you have a webcam and a dream ... and maybe some LSD.

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5 Creepy AF Deaths That Popped Up In The News

Reality is always stranger than fiction.

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Well-Meaning Solutions That Created Total Hell

These people get an 'A' for effort, but and 'F' for execution.

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