As a man, I enjoy this list of interesting facts. It is an extremely fulfilling form of entertainment. I have been told by those with more worldly experience that such a list is an elaborate way of saying something to the effect of “I don't know what else to write about, so here are some facts that I have found interesting.” This is true. I do not have a lot of time for anything other than entertainment at the moment, but it seems I have found myself writing lists again. If I were to use my current time better, I would be writing something more substantial, perhaps. But I have already spent most of the time available to me reading novels. I cannot wait for the next novel, so I suppose I will take this opportunity to write another list. I enjoy this list of interesting facts so much that I feel compelled to do it even though it has nothing to do with writing. I have no idea why I am doing it again. But here we are.
Watch NASA spacecraft crash into asteroid at 15,000 mph.
Man chops off his own penis during dream about slaughtering goat.
An abused monkey was relocated and now has a boyfriend.
Hong Kong is trialling ground-level signal lights so pedestrians can see them while browsing smartphones.
Two of Paul Newman's daughters are suing his Newman's Own Foundation, alleging it's not giving enough to charity.
Thai zoo holds escape drill with employee in ostrich costume.
White House Twitter Blasts Greene, Gaetz and Kelly on Forgiven PPP Loans.
Maryland man's motion sickness leads to $50,000 lottery prize
A local Republican group in Alabama mistakenly posted a picture of a GOP elephant with KKK imagery.
Jennifer Lopez Cut Dancers From Auditions Because They Were Virgos.
Artists set for court battle over who first taped fruit to the wall.
Star Trek actress Nichelle Nichols to grace one final voyage into the cosmos.
A plant-based food company have made a 'human meat burger.’
Snoop Dogg's cereal 'Snoop Loopz' coming to a breakfast table near you.
Hungary sacks weather chief after forecast forces fireworks cancellation.
San Francisco chocolate shop in Chinatown teaches employees kung fu to combat crime.
Book by George Dawson deemed inappropriate by superintendent from George Dawson Middle School.
Woman accused of stealing Nancy Pelosi’s laptop approved for outing to Renaissance Faire.
Man Removes Thumb Skin, Pastes On Friend's Hand To Appear For Railway Exam.
Sydney nightclub bans staring without getting prior ‘verbal consent.’
Masks are linked to satanic rituals, St. Louis County executive candidate claims in suit.
Florida activist donates 'In God We Trust' signs written in Arabic to Texas schools.
Dictionaries Rejected From School District Following DeSantis Bill.
Soldier seeking support for PTSD 'disgusted' after he was casually offered euthanasia.
School district reinstates corporal punishment as discipline option for students.