Cracked Archive - Music
5 Albums You'll Learn More From Than Any History Book
Do you not know things? Would you like to change that, but can't be bothered to read? Maybe you should try listening to an album instead.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- July 16, 2015
5 Most Unexpectedly Whiny Rock Songs
How did no one notice these were incredibly whiny?
- By Gladstone
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- June 28, 2015
7 Sexy Japanese Game Shows That Will Make You Hate Sex
A lot of this is just stupidly NSFW.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- June 26, 2015
17 Famous Love Songs Clearly Written By Sociopaths
Love songs are so formulaic you really don't have to listen to the lyrics anymore. Or should you?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- June 24, 2015
5 Bizarre YouTube Parody Songs That Shouldn't Exist
Browsing these niche parodies can give viewers a sometimes-terrifying peek into the heads of the rarefied audiences who consume them.
- By C. Coville
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- June 13, 2015
5 Ways Your Life Changes When You're (Voluntarily) Homeless
Los Angeles is expensive. Just so expensive. Fortunately, I recently landed on a solution for that problem.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- June 04, 2015
27 Surprising Real Stories Behind Famous Songs
It turns out that some of our favorite tunes take on a whole new meaning when we actually listen to the lyrics.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- June 03, 2015
5 Famous Musicians Who Need To Retire
Just unplug their microphones and maybe they won't notice?
- By Cher Martinetti
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- May 17, 2015
5 Meaningless Songs Everyone Thinks Are Deep (Part 3)
Claiming to personally know a song's true meaning, it turns out, is just setting yourself up for disappointment.
- By Gladstone
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- April 26, 2015
5 Classic Songs Everyone Forgets Had Insane Music Videos
These songs were great, but how did their insane videos elude the pop culture history books?
- By Jason Iannone
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- April 25, 2015
7 Musicians Whose Trademark Looks Were Hiding Something
Sometimes an iconic trademark came about less by design and more by necessity.
- By Paul Blank
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- April 16, 2015
6 Musicians Who Made Entire Albums Just To Say F#@k You
It turns out some petty squabbles live on forever in album form.
- By Cedric Voets
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- April 12, 2015
5 Tribute Albums that Don't Realize How Insulting They Are
A tribute is supposed to be respectful. You already knew that, but the people you'll read about on this list clearly did not.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 12, 2015
29 Bizarre True Stories Behind the Most Popular Music Ever
Hmm, gross. That's not what we thought that song meant.
- By Auntie Meme
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- February 28, 2015
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