Cracked Archive - Music


The 16 Most Annoying Things About Music Right Now

Our fans take down the music industry one auto-tuned lick at a time.


18 Graphs That Make Sense Out Of Nonsensical Music Trends

The world of music is huge, diverse, and too confusing to keep up with.


5 Bizarrely Specific Things Musicians Keep Singing About

Once you see or hear these musicians demonstrate these things, you'll never look past them again.


4 Unsettling Realizations At A Guns N' Roses Reunion Show

Guns N' Roses was of the best concerts I have ever been to. But the awesome cheesy layer on top concealed a layer of foul casserole beneath, replete with canned peas and cougars


Japanese Musicians Screw Their Fans For Cash (And I'm A Fan)

What the hell is Visual Kei? We talked to a hardcore fan to get the strange lowdown.


7 'Friends' Moments That Have Become Horrifying With Age

Everyone on 'Friends' is a sociopath.


5 Actors Who Attempted Music (And Failed Miserably)

It's not that actors can't sing or vice versa; it's just that most can't and shouldn't.


Songs Even Dumber Than The Fringe Groups Performing Them

When you're writing music with a message, the music is only as valuable as that message.


The 16 Most Baffling Insults In Rap Music History

Rappers are mostly regular people just like you and me. So it should come as no surprise that, on occasion, they say things in their songs that make no sense.


6 Bands Who Followed Up Their One Hit With Drooling Insanity

The Hansons are kind of weird, guys.


7 Strange Aspects Of Japan's Pop Idol Metal Music Scene

Recently, Stephen Colbert introduced North American television audiences to Babymetal. I found the whole thing fascinating and endeavored to learn more.


How About We Explain (And Then Ruin) Your Favorite Songs?

Scott Weiland is kind of a creepy dude.


7 Songs That Become Twisted When You Know Who Wrote Them

Miley Cyrus requested a hit song that 'feels black.' No kidding.


5 Insane Music Collaborations (That Almost Happened)

Prince and Michael Jackson had a strange relationship, and almost made beautiful music together.


9 Hilariously Homoerotic Rap Lyrics Meant To Be Badass

We, uh, we no longer want to hang out with T.I.