My friend and I ordered a pepperoni classic today and when it arrived we found it to be incredibly chewy. Like it was made out of condoms. Was it made out of condoms?
He was created by filling a cement truck with coconut sperm, and no one was more surprised than that cement truck.
It still counts as 'heart-warming' if it rips your heart out of your chest and lights it on fire.
Sometimes, a musician will latch onto one pet subject and hang on for dear life no matter how bad it makes them look.
By Weird Al Yankovic. Seriously.
The theme of all science fiction ever is how much better we are than space. Let's take a look at some of the messages that I hope our alien neighbors have received.
It was all about the Benjamins, baby.