Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

'Rise of Skywalker' Whiffed On C-3PO, Hard
'Rise of Skywalker' Whiffed On C-3PO, Hard

Giving C-3PO a big goodbye was only fair, seeing as he really was the last Skywalker.

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Hilariously WTF Substitutes For 2020's Postponed Movies
Hilariously WTF Substitutes For 2020's Postponed Movies

Turn your home into a theater, but without that one creepy dude in the back.

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As 'Schitt's Creek' Ends, Let's Appreciate Some Canadian Comedy, Eh?
As 'Schitt's Creek' Ends, Let's Appreciate Some Canadian Comedy, Eh?

'Schitt's Creek' has a lot to be proud of, and it's earned its place in a very solid tradition of Canadian comedy.

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Casting For The Joe Exotic Biopic Is Suitably Bonkers
Casting For The Joe Exotic Biopic Is Suitably Bonkers

Two of the most narrative-controlling people on the planet hate each other, and they're getting a miniseries about them.

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This Wrestlemania, Hoo-Boy
This Wrestlemania, Hoo-Boy

Weird, even by WWE terms!

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HBO Is Opening Its Vaults For You, For Free
HBO Is Opening Its Vaults For You, For Free

Social distancing is about to get slightly easier.

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There's No Way 'Eleven' Got Her American Accent From 'Hannah Montana'
There's No Way 'Eleven' Got Her American Accent From 'Hannah Montana'

A Tennessee accent does nothing to help you play a kid with underdeveloped speech patterns in Indiana.

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The First Movie About This Pandemic Looks Real Bad
The First Movie About This Pandemic Looks Real Bad

A movie about a global pandemic ... set entirely in a cramped elevator.

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Law & Order’s Best Character (And Worst Cop) Is Getting His Own Spin Off
Law & Order’s Best Character (And Worst Cop) Is Getting His Own Spin Off

Sure, let's give the guy who compulsively assaults every suspect MORE power.

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Celebs With (Surprising) Famous Relatives
Celebs With (Surprising) Famous Relatives

Larry and Bernie, whodathunk?

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A New Genre Of Podcasts Mirrors A 'Bojack Horseman Joke
A New Genre Of Podcasts Mirrors A 'Bojack Horseman Joke

And we're just supposed to pretend it isn't weird and sad.

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Celeb Missives That Approach Public Access TV Territory
Celeb Missives That Approach Public Access TV Territory

Quarantine has turned Hollywood into a public access free-for-all and it's gonna get weird.

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Theaters Are Worried About All Those Super-New Movies On Streaming
Theaters Are Worried About All Those Super-New Movies On Streaming

It's because of some combination of trolls and Coronavirus.

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Bizarre Covid Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Bizarre Covid Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

Stars -- they're just like us! (Becoming weird.)

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