Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
5 Reasons 'Big' Had The Most Depressing Happy Ending Ever
If they made a sequel it would be a precautionary tale.
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- By Brendan Bourque-Sheil
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418 Umbrella: The Most Wasteful Movie Corporation Ever
In every movie they manage to develop the most advanced technology on Earth, only to use it for the most helmet-wearingly dumbass purposes.
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- By Luke McKinney
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If Movie Characters Didn't Make Horrible Decisions
People in movies are bored to tears by the daily monster attacks and underdog miracles and high speed chases (though on the plus side, Social Security and pension funds wouldn't be in crisis because nobody ever reaches retirement). This begs the question: What crazy stories would boggle the minds of characters in movies?
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- By Christina H
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Perspective Man: The Hero America Deserves [COMIC]
In terms of social benefit, Batman's got nothing on this guy.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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6 Romantic Movie Gestures That Can Get You Prison Time
When done in real life, many of the tricks used by onscreen singletons to successfully woo potential lovers can get you put away for a long time.
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- By C. Coville
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5 Absurd (But Mind-Blowing) Pop Culture Conspiracy Theories
It's hard enough to make a good movie or TV show, but apparently some of the stuff you watch or listen to also contains secret hidden messages that only close examination will reveal. Or, at least, that's what countless conspiracy theorists around the internet would have us believe.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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6 Reasons Dolemite Is The Most Awesomely Bad Movie Ever
It honestly might not be legal to make a film like this any more.
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- By Luke McKinney
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How to Spot the Bad Guy in a Movie [COMIC]
It's even easier than you think.
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- By Scott Meyer
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7 Baffling Moments from The Worst Video Game Movie Ever
It's like Hollywood was trying to make the Mortal Kombat movies appear legitimate.
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- By Luke McKinney
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6 Movies That Didn't Realize the Villain Really Won: Classic
'So what do we do about this whole international crime syndicate still hanging around?' 'Meh. Roll to credits.'
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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5 Unfought Wars That Would Have Changed Everything
WARNING: The following article contains historical speculation from a comedy website.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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6 Things Movie Characters Always Seem to Forget
Seriously, why didn't they kill Gilligan in the first episode?
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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7 Famous Movie Flaws That Were Explained in Deleted Scenes
Darth Vader's wakeboarding montage would really have broken the flow of Empire. Still, we wish they included it in the theatrical release.
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- By David A. Vindiola
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The 7 Most Irritating Characters From Otherwise Great Movies
Hollywood's most frustrating films to watch are the ones that are one character away from being perfect. Whether it's a wacky sidekick or a sassy kid, they always suck the life out of the film.
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- By Mark Hill
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The Evolution of Fictional Characters by Medium [COMIC]
Each form of media has its own unique lifecycle.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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