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What Happens When You Take The Red Pill (Outside the Matrix)
In ther real world, neither would be the better choice.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 07, 2010
7 Bullshit Police Myths Everyone Believes (Thanks to Movies)
Since most of us don't have the slightest clue about the judicial system, we just take Hollywood's word for it. Their no good, filthy word.
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- January 21, 2010
Why So Serious? Deleted Scene from 'The Dark Knight' [COMIC]
He talks like that to keep from crying.
- By Fatawesome .com
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- January 17, 2010
Proposed Script for Spider-Man 4: The Grittiest Reboot Ever
Sure, Raimi may have done a fine job with the first two films, but it takes a real Spider-man fan like me to completely capture the character. His web-slinging, his trademark wit, a third thing- this script has it all.
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- January 15, 2010
6 Insane Fan Theories That Make Great Movies Better: Update
Greedo shot Lucas!
- By Derek James
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- January 11, 2010
Evil Crime Syndicate: The Lower Rungs You Never See [CHART]
The movies never show you the guys paid to write good reviews of the Mastermind's book on Amazon.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- January 09, 2010
6 Life Saving Techniques From the Movies (That Can Kill You)
We expect a certain level of medical farfetchery on TV and in the movies. But this sort of unrealism doesn't really hurt anything other than our intelligence, unlike these Hollywood medical myths, which could hurt you to death:
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- January 07, 2010
5 Gaping Plot Holes Hollywood Knows You Won't Notice
Hollywood loves to treat us like we're a bunch of five-year-olds. And they get away with it because we fall for their bullshit all the time.
- By Mark Hill
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- December 21, 2009
New Sherlock Holmes: Lethal Weapon 2 In Victorian Clothes
I half expected Watson to sigh at one point and mutter 'Two weeks out from retirement, and then psychotic freemasons try to kill parliament and reclaim America. I'm gettin' too old for this shit.'
- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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- December 20, 2009
6 Movies With Uplifting Messages (That Can Kill You)
Believe in yourself and you can perform brain surgery!
- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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- December 18, 2009
6 TV Shows That Completely Lost Their Shit
The creators of these shows took them down in a blaze of batshit insane glory, and we were there to watch.
- By Evan Hoovler
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- December 17, 2009
The 10 Most Baffling Action Figure Accessories of All Time
Christmas is the perfect time to disappoint your children.
- By Ben Dennison
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- December 14, 2009
6 Lord of the Rings Characters Who Totally Dropped The Ball
In our never ending quest to expose fictional cinematic incompetence, we're going to take a hard look at characters from The Lord of the Rings trilogy who screwed the pooch at key moments.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- December 13, 2009
'Avatar' Is Horribly Written, Way Too Long, Totally Worth It
Until the last 40 minutes of Avatar, there's never been a James Cameron aerial battle, all swooping and banking and pew-pew in grand Lucasian style circa 1977. And then he does it, and it is fucking glorious to behold.
- By Bobby "Fatboy" Roberts
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- December 12, 2009
5 Things Hollywood Reuses More Than Plots
It's a depressing notion for aspiring actors that they'll likely not make it in Hollywood. It's an even more depressing notion that a scream has a longer list of acting credits than they ever will.
- By Dan Seitz
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- December 11, 2009
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