Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

4 Directors Who Should Have Quit After Their First Movie

In the case of following four directors, they would have been better off creating one great movie and then bowing out of the spotlight forever. Instead, they insisted that the world keep watching as they committed cultural suicide, 90 painful minutes at a time.


7 Movie Plot Holes You Didn't Notice Due to Editing (Pt. 2)

Even great movies build key plot points around utterly impossible events hidden by clever edits.


5 Insane Pop Culture Crossovers That Almost Happened

Even if two franchises share the same fans, that doesn't mean it makes any sense for the characters to show up in the same universe.


21 Movie Villains with Secret Good Intentions

Look, we concede that more often than not, movie bad guys usually deserve the horrible, awful deaths they receive in the end. But, hey -- as in real life, misunderstandings can occur in the movies also.


21 Special FX (Probably) Behind Famous Movie Scenes

We're always stunned to see how some of our favorite movie scenes looked while they were filming them, with all of the wires, green screens and stunt doubles still visible. We show you the behind-the-scenes wizardry that Hollywood (probably) used that they don't want us to know about.


3 'Genius' Artists Who Created Their Best Works by Accident

It turns out that some artists are just putting forth a certain sound with the instrument they have been given without any mastery or understanding of how it got there.


6 Happy Movie Endings That Actually Ruin the Hero's Life

If there's one thing Hollywood loves more than a happy ending, it's a happy ending that accidentally screws over the hero.


The 6 Most Brutal Murders Committed by Batman

It turns out that Batman has not just murdered several dudes over the years, but done so in gruesome ways that probably made his victims wish that he'd just shot them.


4 Twilight Movies According to Someone Who Hasn't Seen Them

With the final installment of the Twilight series out now, it seemed as good a time as any to get everyone up to speed on the franchise while doing the least amount of work possible.


If Content Warning Labels Were Honest

They put little stickers on albums to let you know they have explicit lyrics, but they never put a label telling you that it only has one good song on it. Show us the content warnings they should be required to put on albums, games and movies that would actually help us decide if we want to buy it.


16 Famous Movie Quotes in the Worst Possible Context

One of the most popular genres of image memes is the movie quote over a screen cap in which the movie quote is being delivered. We asked you to remix some of your favorite movie quotes with moments that would be uniquely inappropriate.


6 Insane (But Convincing) Fan Theories About Kids' Cartoons

Just like a broken watch, even the Internet is right every once in a while


5 Awesome Movie Robots with Inexcusable Design Flaws

Movie robots can think and love and perform amazing feats, and every kid wants one. Yet if they were built and sold by a real company, they'd be yanked from the market within minutes due to their glaring design oversights.


What George Lucas Will Do Now: 19 Terrifying Guesses

After selling the Star Wars rights to Disney, George Lucas is wealthy in a way that mocks the idea of capitalism, and has a completely blank canvas for the first time in years.