Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
6 Pro-Christian Films That Made Christians Look Like Jerks
We're pretty sure Jesus always preached 'Be yourself, unless you're a complete weirdo.'
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- By Adam Koski, Matt Fazio, Tara Marie
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857 5 Great Performances By Actors (Who Weren't Acting)
If you're watching someone having violence inflicted upon them, chances are that it's terrifyingly real.
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- By Bill Gray, Adam Koski, Carolyn Burke, Joel B. Kirk
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7 Wildly Different Versions Of Movies That We Almost Had
Judging by his preproduction work, Guillermo del Toro's 'Hobbit' would've been infinitely better than the awful, Legolas-obsessed versions we got instead.
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- By Chris Radomile
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7 TV Finales That Went Out Of Their Way To Anger Fans
TV show finales have a grand tradition of sucking.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Huge Children's Movies That Teach Kids Horrifying Lessons
Emmet's success in 'The Lego Movie' shows that everyone is talented and interesting and extraordinary ... but everyone's personality and actions are preordained by higher beings.
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- By Mike Bedard
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6 Movie Plots Solved In Minutes With Common Sense
Gunfighting your way to the top of the worst spaceship on the planet is a dumb (but awesome) idea.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia , Aatif Zubair
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6 Ways Movies Screw With Your Brain Without You Noticing
Like it or not (and regardless of what Rotten Tomatoes says), your perception of a movie is forever tethered to the hunk of meat and hair that is your body.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Complex Philosophies (Secretly) Taught To You By Movies
Deep philosophy can be found in all of Pixar's movies. Except 'Cars.' Get bent, 'Cars.'
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- By Nathan Williams, Federico Cruz
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5 Soul Crushing TV Show Reunions You Won't Believe Happened
It's hard to believe but, yes, Gilbert Gottfried was Zack Morris' pimp.
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- By Chris Radomile
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7 Oscar-Nominated 'True Story' Movies (Are Based On Lies)
Straight Outta Compton left out some key biopic-esque details, such as all the times Dr. Dre beat up women.
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- By JM McNab
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7 TV Shows That Were Way Darker Than Anybody Realized
During the reign of Steve 'constantly confused about his own culpability' Urkel, you probably missed a lot of not-so-funny racial situations with the Winslow family.
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- By William Hillman, Chris F, Markos Hasiotis
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5 Movie Marketing Colossal Fails
One can't help but wonder if 2001's initial reception wouldn't have been different if the dense, ponderous art film were presented differently.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Creepy Changes The Government Forced On Movies & TV Shows
Turns out China and the U.S. military are pretty big decision-makers in Hollywood.
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- By Henrik Magnusson , Blair Dodge, Ray McBride
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6 Actors Who Had No Clue What Their Movie Was About
Have you ever shown up at work and had no idea what was going on? These actors made whole movies like that.
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- By Marina Reimann
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Horrifying Twist Endings (That Happened IRL)
When you discover your dad is Charles Manson do you A) Write him letters in prison? Or B) Pretend you never found out and take that information to the grave?
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- By Janel Comeau
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