Once you strip away plot conveniences and forget about how cool everything looks for a second, it becomes immediately obvious that virtually no futuristic facility in the history of cinema could possibly serve its intended purpose in real life.
It's a beautiful, chaotic brawl when viewed as a whole, and it's a Where's Waldo? of goofy stuff when examined up close.
Hollywood loves remaking old movies and rebooting dormant franchises almost as much as movie fans love complaining about them doing it.
What would happen if superheroes pulled their heads out of their asses and actually applied their powers to something useful?
These moviemakers obviously didn't go to the Michael Bay Film Institute.
These are the times when the filmmakers are hoping you get so enthralled with the action that you forget how much more easily the whole thing could have been resolved, if somebody hadn't dropped the ball.
Our readers gave badass voice to those who apparently had none of their own.
In case you didn't know, it's the 21st Century. And also in case you didn't know, Hollywood still has stereotypes it loves to perpetuate.
If you thought being a child actor was rough now... Imagine what it was like before
We love movies for their ability to keep us comfortably entertained for hours on end. When you really take a look at it, though, every movie easily explained in a few simple steps.
Apparently a bunch of our favorite filmmakers are dirty, dirty perverts.
We miss a lot in movies. Some of it is cool little details moviemakers hope we miss and discover later, but most of it is unintentional stuff they're glad we did.