Cracked Archive - Movies & TV
Blame Stanley Kubrick For Ruining The 'Matrix' Sequels
All work and no play makes Neo a dull boy.
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- By Cedric Voets
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35 We Watched 'Money Plane,' So You Don't Have To
You can watch it right now, if you hate yourself
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- By JM McNab
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How Is 'Pokemon's Ash Ketchum Still 10 Years Old?
'Pokemon Journeys' could have fixed the aging problem. Instead it made it worse.
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- By Dan Duddy
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'The Empire Strikes Back' Tops The Box Office, Time Has Lost All Meaning
A long/brief/indeterminable time ago.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Who Is The LEAST Awful Person On 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia?'
Everyone in the gang is a monster. But who is the least horrible monster of the bunch?
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- By Dan Duddy
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5 Movie Nitpicks (Everybody Can Shut Up About)
These aren't plot holes, my friends.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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'Moana' was Re-Titled Overseas Because Of … Porn?
How far Disney’ll go … to avoid referencing adult films
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- By JM McNab
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Why We Love Depressing Entertainment
It turns out it wasn’t mindless sitcoms keeping us chained, drooling, to the babble box, but prestige dramas.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The Stupidest Moment In 'Ninja Turtles' History Has a Sweet Backstory
Yes, it involves keytars.
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- By JM McNab
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The Sorting Hat Is 'Harry Potter's Most Tragic Character
Every person in those stories was lucky if they escaped with only mild PTSD, but the most tragic character in the Harry Potter universe isn’t a person.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Will Ferrell's 'Office' Run Was The Worst Guest Spot Ever
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- By Daniel Dockery
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6 Absurd Things That Prove Hollywood Doesn’t Know Crap About Bathrooms
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- By Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
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6 Recent Movies That Look Hilarious With The CGI Removed
Behold, the indignities of real life.
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- By JM McNab
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'Halloween Kills' Will Probably Continue Hollywood's Wasting Of Judy Greer
She deserved better than playing peripheral moms.
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- By JM McNab
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5 Movie Behind-The-Scenes Controversies
The real drama happens when the camera's off.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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