Cracked Archive - Movies & TV

(SPOILER FOR THIS ARTICLE: It's full of spoilers.)

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By Chris Radomile
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May 20, 2016

5 Classic Movies With Way Better Insane Foreign Ripoffs

The 'Expendables' is ripoff wall-to-wall karate and machine guns and has virtually no interest in linking events together with a narrative.

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By Raoni Lacerda
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May 20, 2016

10 Movie Titles You Think Are Nonsense (And What They Mean)

Thankfully, you don't have to actually open 'The Revenant' to understand the title.

By AM Smiley, Matt Cowan
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May 19, 2016

6 Specific Reasons Why Superhero Movies Ruined Comic Books

It turns out those gorgeous movie types cosplaying as your favorite ink-and-paper creations are ruining them more than they'll ever know or care about.

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By Jason Iannone
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May 19, 2016

Inception Is A Prequel To The Matrix ... No, Seriously

A unified 'Inception'/'Matrix' connection makes a lot more sense than you think.

By Raoni Lacerda
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May 18, 2016

6 Awesome Movies That No One Told You About

According to reviews of 'Greasy Strangler,' the whole thing is wallpapered with engorged old-guy dick, and that's somehow not even the weirdest part.

By David Christopher Bell
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May 18, 2016

5 Movie Lessons (That People Were Dead Wrong About)

If it feels like I'm being hard on humanity, it's only because I care so much.

By J.F. Sargent
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May 17, 2016

Evil Ideas We Accept In Fantasy Movies (And Nowhere Else)

Beneath the wonder of powerful wizards, heroic sword fights, and enchanted jewelry, fantasy stories encourage some very dark ideas that usually fly right under our radar.

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By Ark Tolei
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May 17, 2016

7 Stars With Wild Off Screen Lives

These stars' off-screen antics were even more unbelievable than anything in their movies.

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By Kathy Benjamin
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May 12, 2016

7 Gender-Specific Ways Actors Are Constantly Screwed Over

Maybe you haven't noticed, but almost every popular genre comes with its own bizarre gender hang-ups begging to be picked apart.

By David Christopher Bell
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May 11, 2016

5 Things Adults Should Stop Being Nostalgic For

James Bond has been lazily coasting on nostalgia for at least 40 years.

By Seanbaby
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May 11, 2016

5 Movie Places No Realtor Could Sell After Credits Rolled

You know some real estate mogul is chomping to at the bit to turn all that destruction into some extra cash.

By Christian Lynch
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May 10, 2016

5 Conspiracy Theories We're Ashamed To Admit Make Sense

Most of the time, conspiracy theories are pretty nuts. But every once in a while, one comes along that seems dangerously plausible.

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By Bryce Riley
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May 10, 2016

8 More Unrealistic Versions Of Movies That Really Happened

By age 30, William McGovern had two doctorates spoke anywhere between 12 and 17 languages, and had spent time exploring the heck out of our planet in ways that should have gotten him killed several times over.

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