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‘South Park’ Fans Choose the One Episode They Wish Was Never Made
Here are the episodes the ‘South Park’ subreddit would scrub from existence
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Real-Life Jerry Nixed Newman As ‘Seinfeld’ Regular
‘Mark my words, Seinfeld. Your day of reckoning is coming’
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- By Matt Solomon
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19 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, August 9, 2023
‘At what age do you think it’s appropriate to tell a highway it’s adopted?’
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Joe Rogan Is Pro-Barbie?
Rogan proves once and for all that he’s Kenough
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- By Matt Solomon
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More Times Chevy Chase Was a Jerk, According to Steve Martin and Martin Short
Leave it to Chevy to ruin the holidays
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- By Matt Solomon
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These Anatomically Correct Cartoon Skeletons Are Pure Nightmare Fuel
Luís Rogério Faria Rosa of Brazil turns ‘South Park,’ ‘The Simpsons’ and ‘Family Guy’ into photorealistic horror shows
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- By Keegan Kelly
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‘Heartbreaking’: Sandra Bernhard Reacts to Roseanne's Anti-Woke Show
‘I don’t understand how anybody who is as smart as Roseanne is could have gone this deep over the line’
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- By Matt Solomon
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13 of the Funniest Jokes from Snoopy
Snoopy has been dropping comedy gold for more than 70 years
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- By Erik Barnes
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Drink in 8 of the Best ‘SNL’ Beer Commercial Parodies
‘This is the kind of beer someone brings to your house for a party and it sits in your fridge for eight months’
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- By Matt Solomon
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‘The Importance of Being Weird’: 15 Trivia Tidbits About Gary Larson’s ‘The Far Side’
Gary Larson loves cows, non sequiturs and non sequiturs involving cows
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- By Brian VanHooker
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20 of the Funniest Tweets from August 8, 2023
Can someone reveal the credit-card-tapping secret?
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- By Ian Garner
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The Greatest Single-Line Jokes in ‘The Simpsons,’ According to Reddit
The 10 best one-liners in ‘Simpsons’ history as selected by the superfans
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The ‘Terryfolds’ Song from ‘Rick and Morty’ Left Streaming and Justin Roiland Sure Feels Like the Reason Behind It
The highest-charting original song from the ‘Rick and Morty’ soundtrack is no longer streaming in this dimension
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Bill Maher Uses ‘Barbie’ Takedown to Flex About Date with Woman in Her 30s
Maher made sure to mention that he dates women half his age during his rant against ‘man-hating’ ‘Barbie’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Mitch Hedberg’s Adult Swim Appearance in ‘Home Movies’ Was Quintessential Mitch Hedberg
Hedberg’s time on the early Adult Swim series was the longest he ever spent on a TV show
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- By Keegan Kelly
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