Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Adele: Celine Dion's Chewed Gum Is My 'Proudest Possession'
At least Adele can say she saved one piece of gum from a landfill-y demise.
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4 We Ranked Every Carly So You Don't Have To
"Everyone obsesses about the Hollywood Chris', but Carlys are the future."
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How Phil Collins Launched The Alamo's Second Most Notable Battle
There's something in the air tonight ... saying that people will be fighting over the Texas landmark.
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No, Kevin James Is Not Fantasized By Millions In Tennessee
It's actually Wisconsin.
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MGK's First Words To Megan Fox Were Very On Brand
Wanna date Megan Fox? Try taking some inspiration from good 'ol Groot.
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What We Learned From Dave Chappelle's TERF Debacle
Dave Chappelle will likely emerge from his scandal unscathed. The three suspended Netflix employees may not be so lucky.
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William Shatner is Going to Space
One small step for man, one giant leap for Star Trek's fandom – and well, avid users of Priceline.
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The Possible Conspiracy Behind Nicolas Cage's Stolen Comic
Now, we're not saying that Cage faked a robbery as part of a publicity stunt/insurance fraud. But ...
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4 International Scandals Starring The Most Random Celebrities Possible
Behold the global drama that is Ice Cube's 3-on-3 basketball league.
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Denzel Washington And Ellen Pompeo Once (Pretty Much) Locked Horns
“‘Listen, m'fer, this is my show!"
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Eminem Is Opening 'Mom's Spaghetti' Pasta Restaurant
If you had one shot or one opportunity to seize Eminem's mom's spaghetti, in one moment, would you capture it? Or just let it slip?
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Mark Hamill Defends ‘Star Wars’ Prequels
In a galaxy (not so) far, far away, Luke Skywalker has some hot takes on the "Star Wars" franchise.
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Insufferable YouTuber Says He Was 'Literally Stranded' In Slovakia
Uh oh.
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Elon Musk and Grimes Announce Split, Surprise Surprise
Love is dead.
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Uma Thurman Shares She Had an Abortion as a Teen In Light of Texas's New Law
"The abortion I had as a teenager was the hardest decision of my life, one that caused me anguish then and that saddens me even now, but it was the path to the life full of joy and love that I have experienced," Thurman wrote.
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