Machete likes to fish.
J.K. Rowling really needs to get off Twitter for a spell.
And he wasn't the only celeb.
Don't be the stan who cried wolf.
Aunt Becky's lawyers are playing chess, the legal system's playing checkers.
I hope Joe Rogan, warts and all, can keep being Joe.
They're treating him like a talking dog, and he’s been reacting about the same.
You'll never guess which animals having sex he immortalized as a two-story statue.