Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Celebs, Good Allyship Is Not That Complicated
Celebs, Good Allyship Is Not That Complicated

These celebrity ally videos take self-righteousness to a whole new level.

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John Cena Keeps Being A King Amidst All Of This
John Cena Keeps Being A King Amidst All Of This

The beautiful paradox of John Cena is that if everyone acted like John Cena, then we wouldn't need a John Cena in the first place.

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J.K. Rowling Keeps Picking Fights With The Trans Community
J.K. Rowling Keeps Picking Fights With The Trans Community

J.K. Rowling really needs to get off Twitter for a spell.

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Was Logan Paul Zapped By A De-Douching Ray?
Was Logan Paul Zapped By A De-Douching Ray?

What is reality at this point?

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Don't Try To Cover Your Butts Now
Don't Try To Cover Your Butts Now

Cognitive dissonance at its finest.

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John Cusack, Of All People, Got Attacked By Police
John Cusack, Of All People, Got Attacked By Police

And he wasn't the only celeb.

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Don't Abuse The 'IsOverParty' Twitter Trend, We Need It
Don't Abuse The 'IsOverParty' Twitter Trend, We Need It

Don't be the stan who cried wolf.

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Aunt Becky's Prison Sentence Is Actually The Perfect Finesse Move
Aunt Becky's Prison Sentence Is Actually The Perfect Finesse Move

Aunt Becky's lawyers are playing chess, the legal system's playing checkers.

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Joe Rogan Signs $100 Million Deal With Spotify, Thinks Things Won't Change
Joe Rogan Signs $100 Million Deal With Spotify, Thinks Things Won't Change

I hope Joe Rogan, warts and all, can keep being Joe.

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Lena Dunham Once Again Doesn't Understand Reality
Lena Dunham Once Again Doesn't Understand Reality

Poppers don't give you the munchies, Lena.

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Matt Damon Is Living A Fish-Out-Of-Water Comedy In Ireland
Matt Damon Is Living A Fish-Out-Of-Water Comedy In Ireland

They're treating him like a talking dog, and he’s been reacting about the same.

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Papa John’s TikTok Has Intense Divorced Dad Energy
Papa John’s TikTok Has Intense Divorced Dad Energy

You'll never guess which animals having sex he immortalized as a two-story statue.

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