Cracked Archive - Celebrities

QAnon Conspiracies Are Always Dumb, But Their Oprah Conspiracy Is Their Dumbest Yet

You get a conspiracy! And you get a conspiracy! Everybody gets a conspiracy!


Celebrity Crackpot Ideas They (Unfortunately) Made Reality

Being good at one thing doesn't equal being good at everything.


5 Celebrities With Horrifyingly Terrible Relatives

These are great examples of why you shouldn't tell your kids that you're rich.


Reminder: Judge Judy Is Absolutely Terrible

No Judge. No Justice. All Judy


5 Dumb Ways Celebrity Scandals Were Uncovered

Well, these are some weird shenanigans.


Meet Bizarro Greta Thunberg, Spawned From A Rightwing Think Tank

We're entering some Injustice League territory here.


Sliceable Mayo Now Exists, Civilization Can Stop Inventing Things

The white sheet of surrender.


A Stan Lee Biopic Would Pretty Much Rip Every Norm Of The Genre To Shreds

An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.


Logan Paul's New Antonio Brown Diss Track Is Fire (And So, So Dumb)

There's no good reason for a song about a beef so pointless to be so catchy.


'Resistance' Is The Next Oscar Bait Clown Movie, Which Is Now A Thing

Get ready to pretend to be blown away.


The Creepiest Trend In Rock Music (That Goes Back Decades)

Some of the most famous musicians in history have devoted multiple tracks to this alarming subject.