13 Celebrities Who Might Sprain a Shoulder Patting Themselves on the Back
![13 Celebrities Who Might Sprain a Shoulder Patting Themselves on the Back](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/3/3/901733_320x180.jpg)
Humility can be found all over the entertainment industry, and if anything, that can get a little boring. We’ve all seen those interviews where the host’s questions are just coy ways of dumping praise on a celebrity, but the celeb rarely takes the bait. It’s always, “Well, the script did a lot of the work for me,” or, “A lot of the praise should go to the director and the amazing crew.” Then when the director credits the acting, we’re left to wonder who the hell did a good job?! We know that their egos are swelling with pride under the surface, but after a few chats about “public perception” with their publicists, they humble that shit right up.
It’s honestly for the best. We know there are a ton of actual unsung heroes out there who have much more harrowing professions than singing, getting a ball to its desired destination, or playing make believe on camera. So yes, downplaying your ability to play dress up and put on a silly voice is probably the right move. Now can you (or your publicist) please have a little sit down with these celebrities? Because these 13 might sprain a shoulder patting themselves on the back.
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Honestly, you know this entire list could be Kanye quotes.
![Put this in the magazine, said KANYE WEST There's nothing more to be said about music. I'm the f***ing end-all, be-all of music. I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/0/3/900703.jpg)
Deal with my fame, beauty, and wealth, world!
![CRACKED I'm sick of being humble, said CATHERINE ZETA-JONES I really am. So sorry I'm rich, so sorry I'm married to a movie star, so sorry I'm not so bad looking.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/1/1/900711.jpg)
This, and so many other things remind me of my dick.
![CRACKED In 2015, MILES TELLER told an Esquire reporter that a highball glass was modeled after his manly business, then said, I was thinking about... How I probably think I'm better-looking than the public thinks I am.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/1/0/900710.jpg)
Basically, I’m a generational talent, and nobody’s on my level.
![CRACKED In 2015, QUENTIN TARANTINO said, I'm a legit filmmaker of my generation who's leading the pack. This might come across as egotistical, but I don't really feel in competition with anybody anymore. There's a little part of me that thinks everything is influenced by me, but that's just my own megalomania.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/0/9/900709.jpg)
You can just take the word “throbbing” out of there.
![While visiting Cambridge University, one student asked ROBERT DOWNEY JR. about his penis size. RDJ responded, They don't call me throbbing knob for nothing. Who has ever called you that, Robert? Who? CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/0/7/900707.jpg)
So she’s been an eye-roll inducer for a while now.
![CRACKED In 2004, GWYNETH PALTROW said, I'm really f***ing good at my job and people who are interesting and good know that; and that's all that matters.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/0/8/900708.jpg)
But to then delve deeper about where you’re putting the money? Get over yourself.
![In March 2016, KIM KARDASHIAN tweeted, sorry I'm late to the party guys, I was busy cashing my 80 million video game check & transferring 53 million into our joint account. She was referencing her game Kim Kardashian: Hollywood. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/0/5/900705.jpg)
So going from comedy to drama really IS a power move!
![CRACKED JONAH HILL told Rolling Stone, I've done one of the biggest challenges you could do in Hollywood, which is transition from being a comedic actor, to being a serious actor... I could have made a billion dollars doing every big comedy of the last 10 years, and didn't in order to form a whole other life for myself. Now I have fulfillment doing both.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/0/2/900702.jpg)
Baby, I was born this way.
![LADY GAGA said, Some people are just born stars... ... and I was definitely born one. Even as a kid I always had eyes on me, like bees on honey. I was always outrageous and I was always very smart. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/9/9/900699.jpg)
Women just throw themselves at Puffy. Sorry… Diddy.
![P. DIDDY said, Being an international rap superstar... Sex is one of the easiest things to get, so there is a point where you get tired of it. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/0/4/900704.jpg)
Before I get canceled, let me get out in front of this thing!
![MATT DAMON publicly announced that he stopped using what his daughter calls the f-slur for a homosexual after she wrote him a treatise explaining how that word is dangerous. This is basically admitting that he throws that word around pretty casually. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/0/0/900700.jpg)
Too bad there weren’t more “real” music lovers out there.
![CRACKED About her low- selling album Bionic, CHRISTINA AGUILERA said, I can proudly say it was ahead of its time, to be honest. You had to be a real music lover, a true fan of music and the love of being open to really appreciate that record.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/0/1/900701.jpg)
One of the many Chris Brown-lovin’ Chris Brown quotes.
![CRACKED + + + + In 2013, CHRIS BROWN told The Guardian, I just think I'm a walking art piece, just a ball of creativity.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/7/0/6/900706.jpg)