Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Buddha, Lincoln, Homer Simpson -- these are men we often look to when we need words of wisdom to push us through life. Often times, though, those words come from completely ridiculous sources.
- By Cracked Plasticians
Some roles actors take are crazy, but nothing compared to the berserk nuttiness of their own actual lives.
- By E.M. Caris
Everything we understand about the universe has now been thrown into question.
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Every year we like to stop and remember those whose passing didn't make headlines, despite the fact that each changed your life in some small way.
Before your favorite actors, musicians, and TV personalities got their big break, they had to work for a living just like the rest of us schlubs.
The next time you see a celebrity walking down the red carpet surrounded by scary-looking guys in black suits, pay attention to those muscleheads: One of them could become the next big thing.
PR is a helluva drug.
It's like the old advertising slogan says: