Cracked Archive - Celebrities
25 Famous People In A (Way) Different Light
It's one thing to watch a movie and not recognize a famous celebrity under pounds of makeup. It's another thing entirely when they look all normal and crap.
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749 23 School Dropouts Who Went On To Kill It
Now, we aren't saying that education isn't important ... but these people DID do a bunch of cool stuff without all that institutionalized B.S.
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39 Surprisingly Profound Quotes from Unexpected Sources
Buddha, Lincoln, Homer Simpson -- these are men we often look to when we need words of wisdom to push us through life. Often times, though, those words come from completely ridiculous sources.
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5 Famous Celebrities With Insane Family Backgrounds
Some roles actors take are crazy, but nothing compared to the berserk nuttiness of their own actual lives.
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6 Hilarious Failures Celebrities Want You to Forget
Everything we understand about the universe has now been thrown into question.
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21 Celeb Mic Drop Comeback Burns
These people didn't need to wait until they were on the crapper hours later to think of a witty retort.
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14 Powerful People In Unflattering Images
Every famous person has an image that they carefully crafted over the course of their career. But what happens when you look years before that career began?
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Where Aren't They Now? 16 Overlooked Deaths from 2013
Every year we like to stop and remember those whose passing didn't make headlines, despite the fact that each changed your life in some small way.
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- By Lisa Skye, Paul Rasche
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5 Hilariously Bizarre Early Careers of Famous People
Before your favorite actors, musicians, and TV personalities got their big break, they had to work for a living just like the rest of us schlubs.
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5 Famous Actors Who Hate Their Most Iconic Roles
It turns out being a sex symbol isn't all it cracked up to be.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Ryan Menezes
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5 Celebrities You Didn't Know Ass-Kicked Their Way to Fame
The next time you see a celebrity walking down the red carpet surrounded by scary-looking guys in black suits, pay attention to those muscleheads: One of them could become the next big thing.
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- By Evan V. Symon , Ryan Menezes
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18 Celebs' Post Fame Lives
It turns out the limelight just isn't big enough for everyone.
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19 Famous People Little-Known Facts
Despite all the TMZ's we have nowadays, it turns out there are still some things we don't know about famous celebrities.
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5 Pleasant Surprises About Famous People You Had All Wrong
PR is a helluva drug.
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- By Amanda Mannen, Javier Yepes
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5 Psychotic Marketing Stunts That Traumatized Their Audience
It's like the old advertising slogan says:
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- By Sara Ohlms, Sam Jackson
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